At my one year anniversary, i'm having pause to reflect on that first fateful tick...i mean trick. Don't remember the other 4 that day or much since then but i'll never forget client #1.
I was nervous as all heck as there was no on the job training or manual...it was baptism by boinking. I took a big gulp and adjusted my lingerie as i waited for dude to knock on the door.
In walks a heavy set 30ish guy...not attractive but not the worst i've seen in my sordid career. I got busy with mr. guinea pig and in less than 15 he blew. Like most guys who like to think they're good for msog, he wasn't and left. I was kinda weirded out but oddly energized...thinking this is way too easy. The boss gave me a pep talk...actually several that day and by client #5, i was having a ball.
So, girls and boys...let's hear about your first awkward experiences.
I was nervous as all heck as there was no on the job training or manual...it was baptism by boinking. I took a big gulp and adjusted my lingerie as i waited for dude to knock on the door.
In walks a heavy set 30ish guy...not attractive but not the worst i've seen in my sordid career. I got busy with mr. guinea pig and in less than 15 he blew. Like most guys who like to think they're good for msog, he wasn't and left. I was kinda weirded out but oddly energized...thinking this is way too easy. The boss gave me a pep talk...actually several that day and by client #5, i was having a ball.
So, girls and boys...let's hear about your first awkward experiences.
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