First timer advice

[ravipujari4167]

I have been lurking around for some time on perb.
Need advice for first time.
1) I am a new immigrant lacking a car so need an sp in Burnaby /new west
2) I am a EI/ short heighted male with a fat body(need a petite spinner)
3)I have small junior/PE issues
4) I have a very hairy body
5) I have body odor issues which a normal deodorant cannot work
6) Not been with someone in 10 years
Need someone who can treat me with respect in the bedroom and not be too expensive.
Please share your opinion

 

[ravipujari4167]

Can you suggest a desired sp in burnaby

 

[Banged_Up]

I have been lurking around for some time on perb.
Good start.

Need advice for first time.
<search: first time recommendations>

1) I am a new immigrant lacking a car so need an sp in Burnaby /new west
see Leolist, they have an entire section dedicated to your area, sp’s and mp’s.

2) I am a EI/ short heighted male with a fat body(need a petite spinner)
There are providers that state in their ads that they aren’t concerned about race/ body type (the good ones).

3)I have small junior/PE issues
Most providers could care less about the size of your pecker. Talk to your Dr. about the PE issues or go see Aimee Heart.

4) I have a very hairy body
If you don’t like your hairy body change it. Shave that shit, get waxed, buy a body hair trimmer. I use Veet on my junk, feels great when Im done.

5) I have body odor issues which a normal deodorant cannot work
Not sure, but getting rid of some of that hair might help. See a provider and ask to spend the entire session in the bath/ shower. Angelina in the massage section starts the session in the bath, shaved my junk the first time. You could kill 2 birds with one stone there. Power scrub yourself, get a loofah, be mean to everything that might stink, use soap.

6) Not been with someone in 10 years
You haven’t gotten anyone pregnant in 10 years then, so you have money in your pocket now you can go fuck hookers.

Need someone who can treat me with respect in the bedroom and not be too expensive.
Get in line.

Please share your opinion
ok, done

 

[Banged_Up]

I don't think body hair is an issue. It doesn't cause odor. I have body hair too and after I trimmed them my regular rebuked me lol

Fine, lol, I edited it…

 

[taster]

Once you start chances are you won't be able to stop.

Sounds like a dog would be the perfect companion for you who will bring you fulfillment and love you unconditionally.

I'm not an expert on what breed to get so may need help from others.

 

[pleasureprinciple]

Try an aluminum hydrate crystal as a deodorant.
Usually stocked in the travel supplies section at a big drug store.
Is the solid crystal, 100% whereas most commercial glide ons etc are only 0.5 to 3 %
just rub the crystal over moist skin in the armpit.

 

[nwtl]

You may also consider how your diet affects your body odour.

 

[ravipujari4167]

Thank you guys.I will try the crystal.didnt make much money in india.here to make money.but junior needs take over mind few times a month.i am understanding this is very addictive hobby.But no one ever wanted to be a gf.plus all my married friends crib about being single.now a days being with a single Women is not worth for the average joe.i see the charges here are very high per hour.also how can negotiate pricing without being cheap.plus is it safe visiting an sp house alone.

 

[Banged_Up]

Re: negotiations. Don’t do it. Not here. I’ve been all over the world and negotiations are all part of the game in some parts of the world. Not here. It is considered insulting and you will not be me with a friendly response. Look at the listed price or ask for pricing if it’s not posted. Don’t like that price? Move on. Leolist has filter options, you can filter price. I guarantee you this my pudgy fuzzy friend, you get what you pay for.

Re: Safety - nothing is 100% in this industry. I’ve been doing this for a few years. Never had a problem myself. That being said … I only see reputable providers, I do research and I make sure I have my ass covered. When you attend an incall leave your wallet in the car, bring the donation and whatever you might tip if you’re the type to tip. Nothing more. This serves 2 purposes. For the money hungry upsellers you can only give em what you got. For the nosey type that check your pockets when you’re in the shower? They won’t find nothing. For the extreme cases where guys get jacked up? You can’t get blood from a stone. I have only heard of one or two examples of this, I’m the type that’s done a bit of scrapping in my life and I’ve been in some shady places. Always check for exits or potential exits. I bring my phone, some say not to but I do. I’d rather be able to call for help than not. I can replace a phone, I can’t replace a stolen liver.

Lastly, I’m not sure if you’re a troll or just a really sad case. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. My honest opinion is that you are in over your head. What is your budget? That might help us help you. Point you in the right direction.
Charlee Beckett spoke of a sliding scale rate? This could be the perfect charitable case.

 

[ravipujari4167]

Re: negotiations. Don’t do it. Not here. I’ve been all over the world and negotiations are all part of the game in some parts of the world. Not here. It is considered insulting and you will not be me with a friendly response. Look at the listed price or ask for pricing if it’s not posted. Don’t like that price? Move on. Leolist has filter options, you can filter price. I guarantee you this my pudgy fuzzy friend, you get what you pay for.

Re: Safety - nothing is 100% in this industry. I’ve been doing this for a few years. Never had a problem myself. That being said … I only see reputable providers, I do research and I make sure I have my ass covered. When you attend an incall leave your wallet in the car, bring the donation and whatever you might tip if you’re the type to tip. Nothing more. This serves 2 purposes. For the money hungry upsellers you can only give em what you got. For the nosey type that check your pockets when you’re in the shower? They won’t find nothing. For the extreme cases where guys get jacked up? You can’t get blood from a stone. I have only heard of one or two examples of this, I’m the type that’s done a bit of scrapping in my life and I’ve been in some shady places. Always check for exits or potential exits. I bring my phone, some say not to but I do. I’d rather be able to call for help than not. I can replace a phone, I can’t replace a stolen liver.

Lastly, I’m not sure if you’re a troll or just a really sad case. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. My honest opinion is that you are in over your head. What is your budget? That might help us help you. Point you in the right direction.
Charlee Beckett spoke of a sliding scale rate? This could be the perfect charitable case.

 

[ravipujari4167]

Thank you man you have cleared all my doubts.

 

[ravipujari4167]

Thank you man you have cleared all my doubts.

Also one thing how do you guys buy viagra.

 

[Banged_Up]

Also one thing how do you guys buy viagra.

I go to a doctor. Get a prescription, then I go to a pharmacy and give them money and they give me viagra.

 

[ExpCharlee]

Charlee Beckett spoke of a sliding scale rate? This could be the perfect charitable case.

I offer discounts at my discretion for political refugees, black and indigenous folx who have been affected by intergenerational trauma from systemic and overt racism, women, trans people, and people who have disabilities that affect their earning potential. I am not in his requested area, however.

 

[ykyb]

Re: negotiations. Don’t do it. Not here. I’ve been all over the world and negotiations are all part of the game in some parts of the world. Not here. It is considered insulting and you will not be me with a friendly response. Look at the listed price or ask for pricing if it’s not posted. Don’t like that price? Move on. Leolist has filter options, you can filter price. I guarantee you this my pudgy fuzzy friend, you get what you pay for.

Re: Safety - nothing is 100% in this industry. I’ve been doing this for a few years. Never had a problem myself. That being said … I only see reputable providers, I do research and I make sure I have my ass covered. When you attend an incall leave your wallet in the car, bring the donation and whatever you might tip if you’re the type to tip. Nothing more. This serves 2 purposes. For the money hungry upsellers you can only give em what you got. For the nosey type that check your pockets when you’re in the shower? They won’t find nothing. For the extreme cases where guys get jacked up? You can’t get blood from a stone. I have only heard of one or two examples of this, I’m the type that’s done a bit of scrapping in my life and I’ve been in some shady places. Always check for exits or potential exits. I bring my phone, some say not to but I do. I’d rather be able to call for help than not. I can replace a phone, I can’t replace a stolen liver.

Lastly, I’m not sure if you’re a troll or just a really sad case. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. My honest opinion is that you are in over your head. What is your budget? That might help us help you. Point you in the right direction.
Charlee Beckett spoke of a sliding scale rate? This could be the perfect charitable case.

Thanks for taking the time to punch this out! Good Information!

Regarding reputable agencies, I've done a good bit of research and have a long list of agencies/providers that have all sorts of reviews. If I could trouble you for 2 or 3 recommended agencies, it would be appreciated!

 

[Banged_Up]

I don’t use agencies. I do hit the odd massage parlour. They are all hit and miss I find.
Im a weird one for massages, don’t much care about appearance. I do care about the service. I love aunties or grannies that only care about my cock and how they can give it attention. Hard to find, most are just going through the motions. I see massage ladies when I just need a good massage and to ditch a load. Currently I’m not in a place where I can actually recommend someone, I had a couple regulars and one is weird so I don’t wanna see her no more and the other has gone away for a bit. So now the hunt is on again.
I see good things about some providers at Asian Fever, I also so very positive reviews from Riza.ca. Riza herself is high on my personal list.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

I for one really applaud the OP for his brutal honesty in describing himself.

Brother if you are that honest and open I don't think any SP is going to provide you with anything but a fine fine time.

Re the body odor, seriously watch your diet the next week. May be hard but cut out the heavy spices, watch your dairy input, eat pineapple and drink pineapple juice. Get a loofah and work yourself over every shower. Get some Axe shower gel and scrub. Use a good deodorant and find that great thread some time ago on male fragrances. Get one that works with your body.

Then go for it.
Oh and report back

 

[Chacha]

To the Op, a long time ago an older female coworker told a very young and inexperienced me some advice I still take to heart.

“Hair traps smell.”

 

[ravipujari4167]

To the Op, a long time ago an older female coworker told a very young and inexperienced me some advice I still take to heart.

“Hair traps smell.”

I tried a massage parlor in Burnaby with a lot of courage.it was near New west.
Had serious issues getting my dick up because of porn use plus the girl allotted
To me was a fat unattractive asian milf. There was no good pretty young chick I had dreamt of.
The milf tried too hard on my dick.She just grabbed it very roughly and first stroked it real hard to get it up .there was
No kiss or smoothening conversation.

It was the worse encounter of my life.
Once she failed in 15 odd min.she asked me jack off and leave.it was a waste of hard earned 170 $.it was very humiliating.
I missed my ex fiancee who atleast treated me with love 11 years back.never been with anyone since then.
Feeling very down.
anyone can give any suggestions.
I feel I should start with some one high end.
But certainly don't want to waste money.

 

[apl16]

I tried a massage parlor in Burnaby with a lot of courage.it was near New west.
Had serious issues getting my dick up because of porn use plus the girl allotted
To me was a fat unattractive asian milf. There was no good pretty young chick I had dreamt of.
The milf tried too hard on my dick.She just grabbed it very roughly and first stroked it real hard to get it up .there was
No kiss or smoothening conversation.

It was the worse encounter of my life.
Once she failed in 15 odd min.she asked me jack off and leave.it was a waste of hard earned 170 $.it was very humiliating.
I missed my ex fiancee who atleast treated me with love 11 years back.never been with anyone since then.
Feeling very down.
anyone can give any suggestions.
I feel I should start with some one high end.
But certainly don't want to waste money.

Check reviews on Amp ladies and ask to see the line up.
If you want a reasonably priced rub and tug....Monica Zhang might be a good choice ..... she is an Indy on LL

Good luck 🙂