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nirmfuts

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Advice for a first time pooner, what s usually expected, do u go rite into it when she opens the door, can you just grab her and start ramming away, or do u wait for her to take you to the bedroom and here you can make your requests etc... whats the basics
 

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nirmfuts said:
Advice for a first time pooner, what s usually expected, do u go rite into it when she opens the door, can you just grab her and start ramming away, or do u wait for her to take you to the bedroom and here you can make your requests etc... whats the basics
If u have to ask such basic questions, U shouldn't be pooning
 
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nirmfuts said:
Advice for a first time pooner, what s usually expected, do u go rite into it when she opens the door, can you just grab her and start ramming away, or do u wait for her to take you to the bedroom and here you can make your requests etc... whats the basics
I think it all depends on the service provider (SP) that you've chosen. Some will want to jump your bones, others want to get to know you first. You know what your likes are so use the resources here at PERB. Try browsing some escort websites and find the SP's that you like the looks of and do a search of them on PERB. If there are no reviews, then try asking your question in the Escort 411 section. Once you've found one that you like try contacting them and ask them up front how they proceed. You should always have a good idea what your costs will be and what services you should expect BEFORE being naked in front of her... your little brain has a way of talking your big brain into doing some stupid things (at least mine does). :D By knowing what to expect (and what not to) you'll increase your chances of having a good session.

If you're a first time pooner you might want to consider a massage parlour (MP). The reason I suggest a MP is that you'll start off with a good massage, and if you've chosen the right place/ attendant they'll initiate "extras". Figure about $1 per minute for the room fee (roughly) and a tip for "extras". If you've chosen right and done your research you'll have a good idea what to expect to pay.

If you do use the Escort 411 section make sure that you provide as much information you can so that we can provide as much help as we can. People seem to forget about including basic information like what area they're looking for and what kind of girl they like/ dislike.

Most importantly, if you're going to use PERB as a resource then do the right thing and provide a review (good or bad) of your experience so that you can help other people.

Good luck and happy pooning!

If you have any questions ask them here or feel free to drop me a PM.

:)
 
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Hardatwork

It's too bad that you were treated poorly when you first signed up necko, but here's your opportunity to welcome a new guy aboard and demonstrate how the old timers should be welcoming newbies. Who knows, maybe this guy will become the BC version of trawler, or the next Quarter Mile'r and really provide some decent reviews. There's less chance of that happening if we treat him like dirt.
 

nirmfuts

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Thanks for the pointers, i m thinking about going with sandi laine or vivienne, as they both seem to get very positive reviews, More bang for the buck
 

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Hardatwork said:
It's too bad that you were treated poorly when you first signed up necko, but here's your opportunity to welcome a new guy aboard and demonstrate how the old timers should be welcoming newbies. Who knows, maybe this guy will become the BC version of trawler, or the next Quarter Mile'r and really provide some decent reviews. There's less chance of that happening if we treat him like dirt.
You are right, but its hard to teach a old pooner new tricks, when i first came on board I asked a question about a freind of mine who was a SP, did anybody know her type question, got no replies asked the same question a few months later my PM box was overflowing but in saying that I have a tough time trusting newbees who don't give-up anything first especially when LE just might be the kind of asshole who get's all Tarzan 1 month on board.or worse some jerk-off writing a book
 

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nirmfuts said:
Advice for a first time pooner, what s usually expected, do u go rite into it when she opens the door, can you just grab her and start ramming away, or do u wait for her to take you to the bedroom and here you can make your requests etc... whats the basics
I think most gals react better if you don't go at it right away.
Try to relax and follow your instincts. Compliments are good, esp if they're honest.
Also, there's the monetary business to look after. Usually done at the beginning...
Often they'll ask if you want a shower or directly ask you to take a shower...

Then I think of it like a first date where you got lucky and she's asked you in.
Warm her up, simmer, then bring to a boil. Enjoy!

my .002
 

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Hey I'm a newbee here too, and this was a very helpful thread - keep up the great work guys. As for necko, hey come on, its tough enough to get your balls up to (a) ask the questions and (b) carry on with it. So let your experience show and help us not make silly mistakes it will be better for all of us on this board.
 

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Lesson #1: never act or appear to be a newbie pooner to any sps, the reason for this is some low life sp or someone you want to TOFTT might have a higher chance of ripping you off. Act normal and let everything falls into place by itself, you know what to do when you get there.
 

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necko did u like th etreatmeant u got when u were a newbie...lead by example otherwise go and see robin ur best friend in new west hahahahaha
 

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Hardatwork said:
It's too bad that you were treated poorly when you first signed up necko, but here's your opportunity to welcome a new guy aboard and demonstrate how the old timers should be welcoming newbies. Who knows, maybe this guy will become the BC version of trawler, or the next Quarter Mile'r and really provide some decent reviews. There's less chance of that happening if we treat him like dirt.
Well said HAW and thanks for the cudos, one thing about the newbies,
myself I have received some great info on a gem or two from the
new guy for sharing info with them. Thanks you newbie buggers for
some great contacts !:D Yes, it does work both ways guys.

necko
Hmmmm? Sorry guys I don't give much up to newbees unless they have cough-up something first,thats the way I was treated
Too bad you were treated unfairly necko, all I can suggest then is to
ignore the newbs from your standpoint if you feel you can't change then.
But comeon man, really, just because you got treated unfairly why
should you throw back insults at a new guy who doesn't even know
you? Hey shit happens, forgive and forget, move on.


.........QM'r
 

necko

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nube said:
Hey I'm a newbee here too, and this was a very helpful thread - keep up the great work guys. As for necko, hey come on, its tough enough to get your balls up to (a) ask the questions and (b) carry on with it. So let your experience show and help us not make silly mistakes it will be better for all of us on this board.
All u guys are right, u know treat others the way you would like tobe treatedSorry u guys. I should think befor shooting my mouth off:eek: :D
 

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nirmfuts said:
Thanks for the pointers, i m thinking about going with sandi laine or vivienne, as they both seem to get very positive reviews, More bang for the buck
Hey nirmfuts, I didn't get a chance to give you any pointers but I
think I couldn't do any better than HAW has done, very good advice
for the new guy. By your choices you've made I think you'll do well.

Both these girls should "ease" you into your new hobby! :D
Pun intended !!

Best of luck bud and hey take the insults with a grain of salt we could
sure as hell use more reviews on here.
Have fun man and best of luck in your new hobby.

.............QM'r
 

Quarter Mile'r

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necko said:
All u guys are right, u know treat others the way you would like tobe treatedSorry u guys. I should think befor shooting my mouth off:eek: :D
Well done necko, I know you and I have traded some pointers from time
to time.

..........QM'r
 

nirmfuts

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Thanks guys, i ll try to tone it down a bit ,, my first review should be coming up saturday
 
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