First Time.....

[BDAClub]

Best mates Bill and Mark are out walking in the country one fine summer evening.

Bill : "Hey Mark, you see that grove of trees over there? Well that's where I had sex for the first time .... we made love while her mother stood beside and watched over us!"

Mark was a little shocked to hear this : "Are you serious! Did her mother say anything?"

Bill: "Yeah...... Baaaaaaaaaah."


LMAO

 

[Bull]

Order here.

 

[Avery]

Did he try DATU? (dining at the ewe)

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Q: What is virgin wool?
A: Wool from a virgin sheep.
Q: What is a virgin sheep?
A: One that can run faster than the shepherd.

 

[m6233]

Hello,
BAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

 

[wolverine]

Does one baste the sheep before you cook it?

 

[t-fox]

Did he try DATU? (dining at the ewe)

... oh my god, that's a terrible pun.

*thumbs up*

 

[dbrw42]

The thing about fucking a sheep is that if you don't the like service, you can cook and eat the little critter. They are excellent with a nice mint sauce.

And the mint sauce works well for lube too!!

(Not that I have any personal experience in this area. I REALLY DON"T!!)

On a side note, an article in the old Alberta Report back in 1990 said that 75% of all farm children had at least one sexual experience with a farm animal. How many farm kids do we have running around here?

(No, i'm not a farm kid. REALLY!!)

 

[Sixpak]

knee-high rubber boots

And why did that city boy always bring his knee-high rubber boots on his excursion to the farm?
A: He would tuck the sheep's hind legs into the tops of the boots.

Soon, the cows would also back up to the tree stumps when they saw him drive up - he liked a little beef on the side after mutton!!

 

[Mchatte]

And why did that city boy always bring his knee-high rubber boots on his excursion to the farm?
A: He would tuck the sheep's hind legs into the tops of the boots.

Don't forget the velcro mitts to better hang on to the sheep. Probably can sing "Stuck on Ewe" but that would remind me of Lionel's daughter Nicole and that would make me ill!

M

 

[BDAClub]

And the mint sauce works well for lube too!!

(Not that I have any personal experience in this area. I REALLY DON"T!!)

On a side note, an article in the old Alberta Report back in 1990 said that 75% of all farm children had at least one sexual experience with a farm animal. How many farm kids do we have running around here?

(No, i'm not a farm kid. REALLY!!)

LOL.....ok I come from a farm in Saskatchewan and when I was growing up there a guy got caught mounting a pig in his barn.......some friends showed up at his farm unannounced and couldn't find him so they went in the barn and there he was.......he sold his farm and moved shortly after that........oddly enough


I disagree with the 75% in small town Saskatchewan you can still find lot's of sweet prarie girls just lookin to stay warm on a cold winters night