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Financing your Hobby......
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If you're looking for more couple-friendly porn, stick with Vivid or Wicked. There's some female directed porn out there, Candida Royalle is the only one I can think of at this time. Or you could try some gay porn, I've heard some women do get turned on by it.Teabagger said:
Re: 2 Words - Correction!
QUOTE:Originally posted by Quimby:
"Rent Porn - or - Jerk Off"
Quimby, in my experience it's "Rent porn AND jerk off"...on a side note, hotel chains that make huge profits off in room porn report that the average viewing time is just over 2 minutes...which is about how long it takes to fuly choke the chicken if ya know what i mean
QUOTE:Originally posted by Quimby:
"Rent Porn - or - Jerk Off"
Quimby, in my experience it's "Rent porn AND jerk off"...on a side note, hotel chains that make huge profits off in room porn report that the average viewing time is just over 2 minutes...which is about how long it takes to fuly choke the chicken if ya know what i mean
I dont like the idea of doing it bit by bit. If you try to skim $20s here and there it will appear that your behaviour is changing. Your wife will ask why you started taking cabs everywhere all of a sudden. Or why you are eating out at restaurants more. It will make you look suspicious. $400 dollars a month at $20 a time is a lot of little transaction you need to do.
Do it in bigger hits. Less frequently.
Buy yourself something for the office, show her the receipt, then return it and keep the cash. If its for the office, then she wont know you dont have it anymore.
Do it in bigger hits. Less frequently.
Buy yourself something for the office, show her the receipt, then return it and keep the cash. If its for the office, then she wont know you dont have it anymore.
Drop $3000 into a rrsp plan, and get a $1000 income tax refund. Let it mature for approx $200 a year
Thats $1200 a year to screw around with
And after it matures in say 3 years, you get your $3000 back
Thats $1200 a year to screw around with
And after it matures in say 3 years, you get your $3000 back
Anytime you use your bank card for a purchase (gas,groceries,walmart,superstore) many stores offer the 'cash back' option.
Take advantage of it. When you fill up with gas @ 60 bucks/tank, get cashback of another 20. The total sale is all that shows on the receipt and on the bank statement. If she keeps a real close eye (like knows it's 60 to fill up the tank, "NOT 80, honey", then you have to go fill the tank before it's actually empty and even with your extra 20 bucks, the total will still be 60.
Isn't that what housewives of controlling husbands have to do to stash cash for a new pair of jeans?
Take advantage of it. When you fill up with gas @ 60 bucks/tank, get cashback of another 20. The total sale is all that shows on the receipt and on the bank statement. If she keeps a real close eye (like knows it's 60 to fill up the tank, "NOT 80, honey", then you have to go fill the tank before it's actually empty and even with your extra 20 bucks, the total will still be 60.
Isn't that what housewives of controlling husbands have to do to stash cash for a new pair of jeans?
Make a invioce for a new transmission on car, that should be a bill of $950 and highr, should carry you for the next 2 months
Therapist and Gambling!
You now have $2000 for SPs.
Tell your wife therapists will cost another $500 or more per month, but that cost is far less than what you just lost gambling. Find one more PERB SPs you like and who'll volunteer to act as your "therapist" if your wife ever calls to check up on you and you can pay them because, after all, they are giving you therapy of sorts. Make up some dummy invoices that you can show your wife if needed (skip this step if they're covered by your medical plan!).
If your wife ever discovers you're seeing SPs, tell her your addictive gambling problem almost destroyed you and your family. Fortunately, you've discovered SPs kept your gambling addiction in check. Thus, SPs saved you, your marriage and your family home from foreclosure. Tell her she should be grateful and thank the SPs.
Instead of spending $400 per month, spend $400/month or more on SPs and then sock away another $2,000 or more. Then confess to your wife in tears that you have a serious gambling habit and just lost $2400 gambling. Look ashamed and say that you are going to see some therapists who've been recommended to you.muffman said:
You now have $2000 for SPs.
Tell your wife therapists will cost another $500 or more per month, but that cost is far less than what you just lost gambling. Find one more PERB SPs you like and who'll volunteer to act as your "therapist" if your wife ever calls to check up on you and you can pay them because, after all, they are giving you therapy of sorts. Make up some dummy invoices that you can show your wife if needed (skip this step if they're covered by your medical plan!).
If your wife ever discovers you're seeing SPs, tell her your addictive gambling problem almost destroyed you and your family. Fortunately, you've discovered SPs kept your gambling addiction in check. Thus, SPs saved you, your marriage and your family home from foreclosure. Tell her she should be grateful and thank the SPs.
Deception
Just wondering if living a personal life of lies and deception would bother you deep down....
I mean, would you feel good about yourself sneaking around with the money.
Why not stand up and be a man about it if your that unhappy with your married life.
Just wondering if living a personal life of lies and deception would bother you deep down....
I mean, would you feel good about yourself sneaking around with the money.
Why not stand up and be a man about it if your that unhappy with your married life.
This has worked for dining at restaurants.
Go for "lunch deals" or "early bird specials" if you qualify, you get the same kind of service for a fraction of the cost. And dine out out 2x/month if you can afford to.
Start to incorporate your pooning habits into a budget, perhaps under entertainment. This is going to sound weird, but ING Direct has a really good Budget Guideline on their website.
Then be happy.
As for the SO, ask your SP who has an SO, and doesn't know what she does for a living, for pointers on discretion. Women are better at hiding and keeping secrets than men are.
Go for "lunch deals" or "early bird specials" if you qualify, you get the same kind of service for a fraction of the cost. And dine out out 2x/month if you can afford to.
Start to incorporate your pooning habits into a budget, perhaps under entertainment. This is going to sound weird, but ING Direct has a really good Budget Guideline on their website.
Then be happy.
As for the SO, ask your SP who has an SO, and doesn't know what she does for a living, for pointers on discretion. Women are better at hiding and keeping secrets than men are.
As for the SO, ask your SP who has an SO, and doesn't know what she does for a living, for pointers on discretion. Women are better at hiding and keeping secrets than men are. [/B][/QUOTE]
Really,,,??????,,I didn't know that
Really,,,??????,,I didn't know that
the fact that women are better at hiding and keeping secrets than men are,,,,,,,gheeeeshhhh.
I didn't know that
I didn't know that
Ya Ya,,I know I'm cute,,told I look like an older Collin Farell,,who ever the phuck he might be,pinch away hon
