I am curious to hear feedback from members who have experience using them. Do you find them to be a superior product, an inferior product, or it depends on the situation?
Female Condoms
- Thread starter firecracker-84
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Personally, I don't mind them at all. They are particularly nice in duo (or more) situations, so you (the guy) don't have to keep changing condoms between ladies. My two cents.
Not quite getting the logistics of this duo stuff with the female condom....
Is the female condom left on the woman, and the next guy comes along and does his thing after the first guy? That doesn't seem safe for the second guy....
Lets put it this way. The condom is a flat sheet. The woman is on one side. First man on second side, Then the second guy comes along and he is on the same side as the first guy.....
Is the female condom left on the woman, and the next guy comes along and does his thing after the first guy? That doesn't seem safe for the second guy....
Lets put it this way. The condom is a flat sheet. The woman is on one side. First man on second side, Then the second guy comes along and he is on the same side as the first guy.....
Pretty sure it's M F F not M M F.
Another vote for female condoms. It's very natural feeling and I've heard similar comments from the ladies.
This reminds me of an old geometry problem: how can 3 guys do the same woman safely if they only have 2 condoms?
It was about regular condoms though, sorry for off-topic.
It was about regular condoms though, sorry for off-topic.
Yes, what he said. Duos and Trios as in one guy and multiple ladies. All bets are off at an orgy....
No shared bodily fluids. Each guy gets a CFS. No tricks (such as washing a condom) - once a side is contaminated, another person cannot touch that side. Other than that, obviously, it requires some kind of condom reuse which woudn't be recommended in real life.
Elsi's Gold Star Tips for a Session Using Female Condoms
with Elsi Dawson
- Ask the SP during the booking process if she has, would acquire, and would be interested in using a female condom. They're a little harder to hunt down, and a bit pricey, but totally available.
- SPs, put the female condom in with lube both outside and inside the condom well in advance of your date. The condom is a bit thicker than a male condom, so the extra time allows it a chance to heat up. Also, it make take a little patience, squatting, and digital manipulation to get it inserted and straightened. Best to do that before you have an audience and a time limit.
- Ladies, we forget that men have to strategically hold the base of their more conventional condoms sometimes, so it might not even occur to you to put you hand down there and hold the bottom ring in place while he lines up and inserts himself. Once he's fully plugged in, you should be okay to let go of the reigns and light your cigarette/resume watching your movie/think of England. If he wants to pull out and reinsert, hold it steady for him again.
- Because the penis (or other foreign object) moves independently of the condom, be conscious of spillage if he cums in the condom and continues to thrust. Pull the condom off with the meat stick and have a rag handy to mop him off. Or send him to the shower. Or just get out of the cab at the next light and walk away. Whatever your preferred method of clean-up is.
- Gentlemen, say thank you, tip, or prepare to pay extra. Condoms are one of like three forms of birth control that you're capable of and you're passing that off too. As my dad always said, 'either wear a rubber or tell her you love her.' I'm joking, he never said that. I wrote that. He wasn't half as witty as I am.
with Elsi Dawson
- Ask the SP during the booking process if she has, would acquire, and would be interested in using a female condom. They're a little harder to hunt down, and a bit pricey, but totally available.
- SPs, put the female condom in with lube both outside and inside the condom well in advance of your date. The condom is a bit thicker than a male condom, so the extra time allows it a chance to heat up. Also, it make take a little patience, squatting, and digital manipulation to get it inserted and straightened. Best to do that before you have an audience and a time limit.
- Ladies, we forget that men have to strategically hold the base of their more conventional condoms sometimes, so it might not even occur to you to put you hand down there and hold the bottom ring in place while he lines up and inserts himself. Once he's fully plugged in, you should be okay to let go of the reigns and light your cigarette/resume watching your movie/think of England. If he wants to pull out and reinsert, hold it steady for him again.
- Because the penis (or other foreign object) moves independently of the condom, be conscious of spillage if he cums in the condom and continues to thrust. Pull the condom off with the meat stick and have a rag handy to mop him off. Or send him to the shower. Or just get out of the cab at the next light and walk away. Whatever your preferred method of clean-up is.
- Gentlemen, say thank you, tip, or prepare to pay extra. Condoms are one of like three forms of birth control that you're capable of and you're passing that off too. As my dad always said, 'either wear a rubber or tell her you love her.' I'm joking, he never said that. I wrote that. He wasn't half as witty as I am.
Wait, don't tell me... I think I know this one too... the three forms of birth control are condoms, outercourse (frottage is a personal favourite) and pulling out, right?? I'm guessing in this context that vasectomy (trust me dear, I'm clean AND fixed - yeah right!) and castration (Lorena Bobbitt ?? - not really a sustainable business model for an SP) are off the table? Come to think of it, pulling out doesn't sound too safe in this context either... So two viable methods it is , then. We guys need to step up...
But I digress... thank you for sharing these pearls of wisdom Elsi! Your contribution to our enjoyment is appreciated. Now when was that orgy again?
Edit. My conscience was bothering me so I just had to come back and edit this post. I told a fib and, goodness knows, where would we be if we all fibbed here on the board. Mutual masturbation is, in fact, my favourite form of outercourse, but I just love the word frottage so much that I just had to use it in a sentence... So now y'all know, and I can sleep with a clear conscience.
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They suck if you wanna do daty cause you have to take it out and put it back if you wanna f*uck. Can be big hassle
