Fear and Loathing in Flowers Spa and Wellness

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PoonMaster83

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Instant buyer's remorse from this little establishment. Off putting graffiti like "art" on the walls, paper thin with the moans of another John serenading my senses. The look of far from alluring strumpets eager for my hard earned coin. I was horny and wasn't turning back unfortunately. I lay there waiting for a 3 in her 40's to bring me some pleasure in my sad and pathetic moments of desire. She pressed me for extras.. nudity, blowjob, finger in the ass, I declined it all and with a distant look in her eyes she proceeded to wrestle with captain winky. Mechanical and joyless I lay there while she's flogging the dolphin. I'm trying to think of anything to bust a nut, I put my hand on her leg for moral support and she informs me that's extra. I focus all my mental powers to form a sexually enticing thought in my mind and I'm almost there.. in that moment she must have been getting desperate and fatigued because she felt the need to slip her whole finger in my ass for free. I recoiled thinking how many sphincters she probed just that day. All that remained was my violated anus and mournful mental state existing in a sexual deficit. I arrived at home, doused my rectum with sanitizer and had a cold shower. Days later and I'm still feeling unwashed in the eyes of our savior. Might have to visit Beach Bunnies a few times to cleanse the palate. Will not repeat.
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Okanaganfunseeker

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I had a similar experience. The walls are paper thin, I too was serenaded by the moans of someone else. I saw Annie. The massage was good, but the ambiance of the place started to turn me off. I also overheard some ass claim he left his wallet in his truck and the sp request he leave something as collateral while he retrieve his wallet but he bailed and she wailed at him. Not cool at all. Whoever he was I hope he reads this and understands how much of a douchebag he his.
 
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Flowers SPA

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PoonMaster83 said:
Instant buyer's remorse from this little establishment. Off putting graffiti like "art" on the walls, paper thin with the moans of another John serenading my senses. The look of far from alluring strumpets eager for my hard earned coin. I was horny and wasn't turning back unfortunately. I lay there waiting for a 3 in her 40's to bring me some pleasure in my sad and pathetic moments of desire. She pressed me for extras.. nudity, blowjob, finger in the ass, I declined it all and with a distant look in her eyes she proceeded to wrestle with captain winky. Mechanical and joyless I lay there while she's flogging the dolphin. I'm trying to think of anything to bust a nut, I put my hand on her leg for moral support and she informs me that's extra. I focus all my mental powers to form a sexually enticing thought in my mind and I'm almost there.. in that moment she must have been getting desperate and fatigued because she felt the need to slip her whole finger in my ass for free. I recoiled thinking how many sphincters she probed just that day. All that remained was my violated anus and mournful mental state existing in a sexual deficit. I arrived at home, doused my rectum with sanitizer and had a cold shower. Days later and I'm still feeling unwashed in the eyes of our savior. Might have to visit Beach Bunnies a few times to cleanse the palate. Will not repeat.
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gaston11

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Ya anybody have an update? Still same ladies? Still as depressing an experience as Poonmaster83 so eloquently describes? For me the ladies were nice, (but not the most attractive) the ambiance was what really makes it a non-return for me. Please throw away those terrible, terrible paintings. Lazer lights are not ideal to create a calming (or classy) atmosphere. And the most difficult to fix will be the thin walls that are seperating the tightly spaced rooms. I think there is potential in Kelowna. but I left feeling sad with myself and my choices.
 
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All asian pics are fake. The only massage girl i have met in kelowna that is good looking enough to be used for advertising would be michelle at lotus. She was here in January. She also gave a great massage and was very sweet. Hopefully she returns.
I find the ambiance at lotus is nicer than Flowers.
 
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Mapleleaf1

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Saw Koko today . 30min massage . She is pretty good looking for her age ( mid 40s if I had to guess) nice body , gentle and feminine . Massage was too soft for my liking. Overall pretty decent experience . I will repeat with her again 👍
 
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James dylan

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Thinking of trying melody at flower s spa a nd wellness does anyone know how she is.
Does she talk dirty and how big are her nipples etc
 
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Melody's name is now Stella. Better wear safety glasses cuz her nipples will poke your eyes out 😉
 
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Kelownadude

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There’s a new girl at Flowers called Chloe. Only here for a week or so. Smoking hot. Early 20’s, approximately 5’7” or a bit taller, amazing body and sweet personality. It ends there, however. Massage (and other) skills are pretty much non-existent.
 
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