Favourite Toyz!

I wuz readin some of the older threads looking for something completely different & stumbled onto this thread:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60627

And of course after reading a few posts there again wuz TTT.

I don`t know if she tries to be humorous or just writes what pops to mind but DAMN! That SHIT be FUNNY!


TotallyTouchin said:
Okay.

Seriously. I had this boyfriend once. Crazy cool foreplay....knew how to kiss like a nobody`s buisness BUT the damn guy only lasted like two seconds in my cute little cookie.

So here is the fix.

THE RABBIT.

You do all your foreplay stuff with her, you do whatever it takes to get you off too and then you introduce her to the RABBIT.

That bad boy has gotten me out of more "no orgasm" jams then I care to admit. No man can compete with the swirly beads, the really nigh level vibration and the mixture of the cock/clit stimulation.

It can be fun for both of you. You can play with it with her, she`ll have crazy orgasms and all will be wel with the world.

Can I get an AMEN! from the ladies???? Toys rock. I have a toy box at home. I like to play. And if you have another playmate...EVEN BETTER!

So lick that cookie, kiss that girl, massage her feet or whatever, do her for 2 minutes or something and then BUST OUT THE RABBIT. She`ll be one happy camper I tell you. HAVE FUN! Don`t do anything I wouldn`t do though (oh yeah......what IS that again???)

xox

TTF
QUESTION ???

What is yer favorite toy?

Why is it yer fave?

How do you like to employ it?

This should be interesting so have at it & please... bare all!
 
Holy Mary Mother of God!!!

I see I`ve started & killed a thread entirely myself.

That must be some sort of record.



Here... stare at this for a while & repeat out loud for 3 minutes:

"This is the best thread I have ever read!"
"I will write a reply about my favourite toy now!"
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I don't need no stinking toy

Isn't that what the bandito said to Humping Bogart .. i IN High sierra
Mia love her toys .. I just have not found one I like..LOL:)
 
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Iz & Bella & The Amazing Feel-Doe!

Ok Mr O. You asked for my best toy story ever here it is!

So I bought this wonderful purple thing called the Feel-Doe which has since been renamed the "Swoosh" (as in NIKE - Just do it!) http://www.tickledpinktoys.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=290
I got a lot of use out of it in my personal life (God it's good to be a bi girl with big breasts!) but hadn't had the opportunity to try it out "professionally."

Then one day at the Fox Den I was struck dumb by the luminous sight that was the very yummy Bella Fox. As fortune would have it, that very day I was requested for a duo and was pair up with the beautiful Brazilian Bella. Anyway Bella and I became regular duo partners (the one thing that has ever made me think there might possibly be a God, but then if that's how God chooses to meddle I'd say his ways are more lecherous than mysterious).

Anyway, I talked a regular of mine into scheduling a duo with the two of us and O.M.M.F.G was a good time had by all.

"John" wanted to see me use it on Bella so in went the knobby end inside me, and I gripped the shaft and slooooowly slid it in to Bella's tight pussy. Jay-sus boys, if I didn't already like pussy that sight alone would have made me change my mind. The sight of this giant purple shaft spreading her delicate lips was just delicious, it was even better that as I thrust into her, the "Swoosh" would push back against my G-spot AND the clit ridges were hitting the right spot. H.E.A.V.E.N! Within no time I was hip-bones deep in her, grinding and thrusting away, both of us covered in sweat, my hands gripping her shoulders pulling her into me, and her ass pushing back against my hips. She moaned in that sexy accent that she was close and she started rubbing her clit while I shagged her silly. She came, and collapsed panting... leaving me just on the edge or orgasm.

She looked up at me with those beautiful green eyes and asked if I came too. I shook my head. She scrambled to her knees and started sucking on my Swoosh, then she grabbed it with both hands and started tugging it outwards so the ridges were grinding on my clit and the knob was hitting my G-spot. I came so hard I actually squirted the damn thing out with a "POP"

The Swoosh has since been employed in the pleasuring of many a fox and a plethora of other sexy females. God it's good to be Bi.
 

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Now that is a review Isabelle! And a good reason why more SP's should post.
You certainly have my attention.

G.A.
 
Thank God!!!

Indy Isabelle said:
Ok Mr O. You asked for my best toy story ever here it is!

The Swoosh has since been employed in the pleasuring of many a fox and a plethora of other sexy females. God it`s good to be Bi.
Well... I had to wipe the keyboard clean after that one Izzie!

You sure know how to write a hawt story.
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Maybe you can convince some of those Dirty-Gurl friends of yours to write a tale to add to this thread, seems a shame to keep all those steamy stories to yourselves.


Well Gents are you content with just -1- story here or should the fine SP`s of this board display a little of their writin` talent?
Post yer preference... if ya want more ya gotta ask!
(it also helps to say please & sometimes beg for more)


I can say with fervour & gratitude - Thank GOD I`m a Lesbian!
 
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