Favorite movie quotes ?????

[DJLAW]

Clint Eastwood in HeartBreak Ridge;

Sargeant, you get that contraband stogie outa my face before
I shove it so far up your ass your gonna have to set
fire to your nose to light it!!

Another in the same movie;
Clint Eastwood firing an AK-47 at his squad says:

Thats the sound of the AK-47 the preferred weapon of your enemy,
"So remember it!"

............QM'r

also from heartbreak ridge,

clint - "your girlfriend is gonna weep when i bite that finger clean off" upon being flipped the bird by one of his troops.

cop to clint - "you think you can piss on my squadcar and get away with it? one of these days you are gonna be stone drunk and im going to be there! i dont give any servicemans discounts!"

clint- "thats funny, your wife does"

Sgt. Maj. Choozo" you are so ugly you could be a poster boy for a profalactic"

 

[winman]

another running man quote

This is from the scene where Governor Arnie is about to shot down the tube.

He looks up at the host and says, "I'll be back." To which the host replies, "only in a re-run"

 

[future canadian]

The Matador

I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning, after the navy's left town.

 

[niteowl]

The Rock

I don't like soft-ass shit!!

Answering to the question, "Do you Elton John's Rocket Man?"

 

[DJLAW]

the 40 year old virgin:

"you know how i know you are gay? you listen to Coldplay!"

 

[henryhill]

goodfellas.

see signature.

 

[niteowl]

Demolition Man

Send a maniac to catch a maniac.

Hey Spartan, you remember those bus passengers you blew up trying to catch me? They were already dead. Cold as Haggen Das!!

 

[n2supersymmetry]

see signature

 

[Randy Whorewald]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - from Cool Hand Luke starring Paul Newman.

 

[Tug Pilot]

Robert De Niro to Charles Grodin in Midnight Run:

"I got two words to say to you. Shut the fuck up"

I can't quote the whole scene in the limo with Dennis Farina telling Charles Grodin that "you're gonna die tonight" but that was classic gangster chiller shit.

p.s. Farina again, earlier in the movie: "Is this shithead #1?, put shithead #2 on the phone"

 

[missing link]

Jack Nicholson

When asked how he writes so well about women:

"I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability."

 

[DJLAW]

"unabashed, the devil stood and felt how awful goodness was." - David Patrick Kelly as T Bird, The Crow.

"Jesus Christ walkes into a hotel, hands the inkeeper three nails, and he asks, 'can you put me up for the night?'" - Brandon Lee as Eric Draven, The Crow.

"at least he didnt do that walking against the wind shit. i hate that." Ernie Hudson as Sgt. Albrecht, The Crow.

"maybe we should just videotape this and play it back in slow motion" - Michael Wincott as Top Dollar, The Crow.

 

[rickoshadows]

When Jack, playing the Devil walks into a church in "The Witches of Eastwick" and rants" WOMEN, Do ya think that God did that to us on purpose?"

 

[niteowl]

Last Crusade

Henry: That's his name. Dr Henry Jones, Jr.
Indy: I like the name Indiana.
Henry: We name the dog, Indiana
Sallah: You were named after a dog?
Indy: I had fond memories of that dog.

 

[richmann]

A few classics:

"you can't handle the truth" Jack Nicholsen

"Hoo-ah!" Al Pacino

"Made it, ma! Top of the world!" Jimmy Cagney

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Judy Garland

"Surely you can't be serious." "
I am serious…and don't call me Shirley"
Robert Hays to Peter Graves in Airplane

 

[wolverine]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Hooker #1: Hey, little man! You want some of this?
Hooker #2: How 'bout you, big boy?
Hooker #1: You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY.
Jay: Oh, yeah? How nasty?
Hooker #2: As nasty as you want to be, papi.
Jay: Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
[brief silence]
Hooker #1: Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return!
[both hookers leave]
Jay: What? You said "nasty"!
[to Silent Bob]
Jay: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up.

 

[wolverine]

More Jay and Silent Bob

Jay: Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy
[points to Silent Bob]
Jay: will suck your dick off if you let us go.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.
Jay: How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Alright.
[takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Make it fast and sexy.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

 

[niteowl]

Tombstone

Wyatt Earpt: All right Virg, your call. Give doc the shotgun. They'll be less-apt nervi-ous if he's on the street howitzer.

 

[Dulcinea]

Sin City

Dwight: My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. there's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never. If I have to die for you tonight, I will.

and I loved this one

Jack Rafferty: Come on in the car, baby.
Becky: I'm sorry. I do the day shift and it's been a long day. Besides, I don't do group jobs.
Jack Rafferty: Come on in and we can just have a nice talk.
Becky: I don't do talk jobs either.