Favorite movie quotes ?????

[yogi]

Closer

Natalie Portman in the yummy strip club scene:

"Lying is the most fun a girl can have with her clothes on"

 

[niteowl]

The one with Top Dollar is from The Crow.


The Rock

Anderson: Fall in. Mr Mason will run point for us. Lt. Shepard will be attached to his hip. If you breathe, he breaths with you. You piss. He helps. Dr Goodspeed is our expert. When he neutralizes the threat, we launch the green flares and wait for the calvary. Make no mistake gentlemen. We are in the fight of our lives, against the greatest Vietnam Commander, I shit you not.

 

[DJLAW]

Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy. Now that's fun.


Top Dollar: I want you to light a fire so big that the god will notice us again. I want all of you to look me in the the eye and say: 'Are we having fun or what?' You! What's your name? Skank? Don't you feel that?

Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook.

right after that was the good part of that quote.....

top dollar: ' i feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook.' well your momma must be damn proud of you.

 

[niteowl]

You take the blue pill and the story ends here.You wake up and believe whatever you like.

You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

[The Lizard King]

From the early 70's porn film (yes film) "For Love or Money", I believe....

"Enough romance, let's fuck"

 

[niteowl]

from True Lies

Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.

 

[smackyo]

blade 1

"some muthafuckas is always trying to ice skate up hill."

arnold swartznegger - commando

"please don't bother my friend, he's dead tired."

"where's sully? i let him go."

"let off some steam bennet."

"sully remember when i said i'd kill you last? i lied"

 

[Up_My_Kilt]

"have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?"

The Joker in Batman

 

[Up_My_Kilt]

“Idiot!”

"are you drinking skim milk because you think you are fat?..."

“I have skills… computer hacking skills ..numb chuck skills …”

“This is a liger ..it’s a cross of a lion and a tiger ..its my favourite animal”


Napoleon Dynamite

 

[shedevil]

Movie quotes

'Drop your socks and grab your cocks...' Full Metal Jacket

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, well the whole movie. (my signature?)
'You better take care of me lord, otherwise, you're going to have me on your hands..'

'That's just what they want us to do, trap us in steel box and take us down to the basement...' Fear and Loathing.

'Did they pay you to screw that bear?' Fear and Loathing

'There's a big machine in the sky, some kind of electric snake..'-Thompson
-'Shoot it!'-Dr.Gonzo
-'Not yet. I want to study it's habits.'-Thompson

-Well it goes without saying that we'll just have to cut off his head off and bury him somehwere. He'd report us at once to some out-back nazi law enforcement agency and they'll hunt us down like dogs. Jesus! Did I just say that? Or did I just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?-'



Quills

Abbot 'Is not that the duty of art, to elevate us from the beast?'
Marquis De Sade, ' I thought that was your duty Abbot. It's a fiction, not a moral tretus.'

'Playing dress up with chretions sounds like a symptom of madness, not a cure.'-Dr.Collard
'Welcome to our humble mad house doctor, I trust you'll find yourself at home'Marquis De Sade

I could go on and on...

 

[niteowl]

Gladiator:

Are You Not Entertained?!!

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Northern Armies,General of the Felix Regions. Loyal servant to the true ruler, Marcus Arelius. Husband of murdered wife, father of murdered son. I will have my vengence in this life or in the next.

 

[no3]

Princess Bride
-Is this a kissing scene?
-Never battle with a Sicilian when death is on the line....

Transporter 2
-Wait...I just had this pressed.

Shrek 2
Fiona-Shrek??
Puss n Boots-For you baby, I could be.

Major League
Hats for bats...keep bats warm

 

[memyselfandI]

Sin City

Just about anything Mikey Rourke (Marv) says in Sin City. Love that flick (well..that part of it anyways).

Marv (narrated): So you were scared weren't you Goldie. Somebody wanted you dead and you knew it. So you hit the saloons and the bad places, looking for the biggest, meanest lug around and finding me. Well I'm gonna find the sunofabitch that killed you; and I'm gonna give him the hard goodbye.

Marv: There ain't no settlin' down! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days man, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days; they're back! There are no more choices left. And I'm ready for war.

I could go on....what a flick. What a performance.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Clint Eastwood in HeartBreak Ridge;

Sargeant, you get that contraband stogie outa my face before
I shove it so far up your ass your gonna have to set
fire to your nose to light it!!

Another in the same movie;
Clint Eastwood firing an AK-47 at his squad says:

Thats the sound of the AK-47 the preferred weapon of your enemy,
"So remember it!"

............QM'r

 

[niteowl]

Major League

It's very bad to drink Jobu rum....It's very bad.

You lollygag down to first base.
You lollygag out of the dugout
You know what that makes you?
Tim?
Lollygaggers!

 

[Marvin]

This is actually from Bull Durham, not Major League:

SKIP: You guys lollygag the ball around the infield, ya lollygag you're way to first, ya lollygag in an' outta the dugout. You know what that makes ya - (beat) Lollygaggers. What's our record, Larry?

LARRY: We're eight and sixteen.

 

[BoredMaverick]

From Napoleon Dynamite:

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.

Napoleon Dynamite: What?

Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

 

[youngninnocent]

"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch" - Jack Nicholson As good as it gets.

Where did you learn to speak like that, in some Panama City hump hump sailor bar?" "Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here!" - Jack Nicholson As good as it gets.

 

[Luscious]

Here's 2 for the fellas!

Steve Martin and John Candy - Planes, Trains and Automobiles. "THOSE ARENT 2 PILLOWS"

Jesse Ventura - Predator
"hey man youre bleeding"
JV:"I aint got time to bleed"
"you got time to duck?"

 

[onemanwoman]

"Here come them Goobers". from the end scene of the "Goonies" of course.