Favorite movie quotes ?????

[niteowl]

Your move creep. Dead or alive. You're coming with me.

Alex Murphy/Robocop


Hummel: Who is this? Identify yourself?

Sinclair: White House Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair,general.

Hummel : How old are you Chief of Staff,Sinclair?

Sinclair : I'm 33

Hummel: Well, Mr Sinclair. You've probably got no fucking idea what I'm talking about . By your 9th birthday, I was running black ops in to China. My men were responsible for over 200 enemy kills. Now put some rigging tape over Mr. Sinclair's mouth. He's wasting my time.



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Gen. Kramer: What's it going to take to equip a flight of F-18s with Thermite Plasma.

Gen. Peterson: An act of god.




A dirty mind of a terrible thing to waste

 

[IceG]

Old School-classics

(Two hotties topless in the wrestling pool full of KY lube)

Frank (Will Ferrell): You sure you're okay with this, Blue?
Blue (old man): Just ring the bell you fucking pansy.


Frank: You're my boy, Blue.

Beanie (Vince Vaughn): We're going to get so much ass here ...like boy band ass!

 

[BushPilot]

watched a couple of movies on TV this weekend and was reminded of a couple of classic movie lines.

Unforgiven:

Will Munney- It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all that he's got, and all that he's ever going to have.

and another one,

Little Bill- You, sir, are a low-down coward. You just killed an unarmed man.

Will- He should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Little Bill- You must be William Munny, that dynamited the (blank) rail train, killing innocent women and children.

Will- I've killed just about anything that walks or crawls at some time or another. Now, I'm here to kill you, Little Bill.

the Princess Bride:

Fezzik (Andre the Giant)- I looked in the Prince's stable and I found these four white horses, and I thought there are four of us, if we find the lady. Hello, lady.

 

[BC visitor]

from "Office Space" (extremely funny movie)

"have you seen my stapler?"- the funny nerdy guy.

the michael bolton jokes (sorry can't remember the exact quotes) except "that no talent ass clown" reference.

The best from Office Space is:

Management Consultant: I see you've been missing a lot of work...

Peter: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob...

Check this out:

http://www.bullshitjob.com/officespace/

 

[BC visitor]

from Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle:

Kumar: (self-depracating voice as his character is East Indian or Pakistani) Thank you...come again..

Kumar: Just because I'm hung like a moose doesn't mean I have to do Porn...

 

[niteowl]

Cop: Do you know that you're parked in a handicap parking spot?

Danny Devito's character: So do I look normal too you?










A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[wolverine]

Dialogue from scenes in Return of the King that made my eyes water:

"Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises! Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!! DEATH!!"

"Then let us be rid of it... once and for all. Come on, Mr. Frodo! I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!"

 

[wolverine]

Sin City:
[Marv is zapped in the electric chair]
Marv: Is that the best you can do, you pansies?
[Marv is zapped again in the electric chair until he's dead]

 

[Swguy]

Sin City did have a lot of great lines in it...

Stuka: [after getting shot with an arrow] Hey... Will ya look at that? It's right through me. Guys, look. It's cut a hole right through me.

a few moments later

Stuka: Guys, this is starting to really hurt. Just look at it. It's poked a hole right through me. Guys?

a few more moments later

Stuka: Guys, don't you think maybe somebody oughta call a doctor for me or something? This isn't the kind of thing you just ignore, guys.

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Marv: [at his own execution] Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all day.

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Cop: There's no sign of him!
Marv: Here's a sign!
[hits cop in groin with hatchet]

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Marv: That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'.

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John Hartigan: [after turning down Nancy] Cold shower. It works.

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John Hartigan: I take out his weapons.
[shoots Junior's hand]
John Hartigan: [pauses] Both of them.
[shoots Junior's groin]

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Of course, Return of the King had some good ones too:

[after Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers]
Gimli: That still only counts as one.

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Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

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This had me fighting back tears near the end of the movie...

Aragorn: My friends, you bow to no one.





SWG

 

[westwoody]

That teared up my eyes too.
Gimli:"Well I guess that concludes negotiations" after Aragorn chops of the Mouth of Sauron's head. That was more satisfying than the book.
And of course,when Gimli says he never expected to die fighting alongside an Elf, and Legolas replies, "How about side by side with a friend?"

 

[wolverine]

I thought Sir Ian McKellan delivered Gandalf's final line in Lord of the Rings so wonderfully that it was a near tear-jerker as well (and I still think he was robbed of an Oscar for that role):

"Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of Middle Earth, comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say, 'Do not weep', for not all tears are an evil."

 

[Osiris]

Total Recall:

"Consider that a divorce."

Running Man:

"Only in Reruns!"

while walking out after The Wrath of Khan:

"They're going to call the next one The Wrath of Spock for leaving him there."

Magnum Force:

"You're a good man, Briggs. A good man knows his limitations."

Empire Strikes Back:

Princess: "I love you..."

Han Solo: "I know."

 

[chiefwiggum]

while walking out after The Wrath of Khan:

"They're going to call the next one The Wrath of Spock for leaving him there."

LOL !!

 

[rollerboy]

"Now that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant."

-- Dennis Hopper, "True Romance"


"What of it? I'm gonna die in Casablanca. It's a good spot for it."

-- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca"
His response to Ilsa's plea, "I'm sorry, but, but you, you are our last hope. If you don't help us, Victor Laszlo will die in Casablanca."

 

[BoredMaverick]

Kevin Smith Movies are great for Quotes

Quotes from Clerks
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Randal: My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

[After losing a hockey ball from the roof.]
Dante: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry

Quotes from Chasing Amy
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Holden: It's not who you love, it's how.


Quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!


Quotes from Dogma
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Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
Jay: I can't wait to die.

Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!


Quotes from Mallrats
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Renee: Brodie, I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse," I did it. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother barged in, I said okay. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment!

Brodie: You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

Shannon Hamilton: You wanna say something?
Brodie: Yeah! About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all.

 

[wolverine]

I love Kevin Smith's dialogue too!

Dogma
[about the protesters outside the Abortion Clinic]
Liz: You're Catholic, can't you talk to them?
Bethany: They hate me more than you. At least you have an excuse: you're Jewish, you don't know any better.
Liz: I don't think they'd accept that one, we used that one already when we killed Christ.

Chasing Amy
Alyssa: For you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition - you inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
Banky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes

Hooper: Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.

 

[Fudd]

Any one of the Aliens trilogy:

"aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!"

 

[niteowl]

Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy. Now that's fun.


Top Dollar: I want you to light a fire so big that the god will notice us again. I want all of you to look me in the the eye and say: 'Are we having fun or what?' You! What's your name? Skank? Don't you feel that?

Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook.

 

[The Lizard King]

From Outside Providence, a little gem of a movie, after a guy tells his buddies about the girl he met while away at prep school.

Guy 1: She sounds like a classy broad

Guy 2: You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.

 

[dbrw42]

Could you guys please mention which movie your quote comes from? There's a few of these that i might like to check out the rest of the movie.