Favorite movie quotes ?????

[IceG]

still more Top Gun

Charlie: so lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Mav: Well, we....(looks at Goose)
Goose: Thank you.
Mav: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then i moved in above him.
Charlie: well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Mav: because i was inverted.
Iceman: (coughs while speaking) Bullshit.
Goose: no he was man. it was a really great move.
Charlie: you were in a 4g inverted dive with a Mig28?
Mav: yes ma'am.
Charlie: at what range?
Mav: uhm, about 2 meters.
Goose: it was actually about 1 and a half, i think. it was 1 and a half. i've got a great polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Mav: was a nice picture.
Charlie: eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: communicating...
Mav: communicating. keeping up foreign relations. you know, giving him the bird.

Mav: too close for missiles, i'm switching to guns.

Goose: come on Mav, do some of that pilot shit.

Mav: you don't have time to think up there. if you think, you're dead.

 

[wolverine]

some travel-related Fight Club quotes:

Narrator: You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

Narrator: Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends. Between take-off and landing, we have our time together, but that's all we get.

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, "throwers"?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers have to call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's airline policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo"...never "your dildo".
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]

Tyler Durden: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here [holds up emergency to-do sheet]. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

 

[maverick73]

A few more from Top Gun

Mav: you don't have time to think up there. if you think, you're dead.

Charlie: That's a pretty big gamble you're taking with a 14 million dollar plane liuetenant!

Control tower guy: I want some butts!!!! I want them now!!!!!
Viper: Well, that'll about cover the flybys....
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Goose: Thanks Mav, I really enjoyed that!!! I think I should become a truck driver. what's the name of that school again? Truck Masters? I think I need that.
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Mav: That was stupid! It will NEVER EVER HAPPEN again!
Goose: (sarcastically) I know. (genuinely) I know.
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Bald guy: So how does it feel to be on the front page of every newspaper in the English speaking world? They've given choice of duty son, anywhere, any position. What do you think you'll do?

Mav: I'm thinking about becoming an instructor, sir!
Bald guy: TOP GUN??? God help us!!!!!

 

[IceG]

and even more Top Gun

Viper: in case some of you are wondering who the best is, they are up here on this plaque. (turns to Maverick)
Viper: do you think your name will be on that plaque?
Mav: yes sir.
Viper: that's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?
Mav: yes sir.
Viper: i like that in a pilot.


Goose: (mocking voice to Mav) The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Mav: (scans barful of hotties) Now this is what i call a target rich environment.


(To cougar and Merlin while in the air)
Mav: any of you bosy seen an aircraft carrier around here?

 

[IceG]

Baldy = Stinger

Stinger (Baldy from Midas commercials): Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. what you should have done was land your plane! Son, your ego is writing checks your body cant cash. you've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five aircontrol towers, and one admiral's daughter!
Goose: Penny Benjamin?
Mav: (shrugs)
Stinger: and you asshole, you're lucky to be here.
Goose: thank you sir.

 

[maverick73]

Hollywood: The migs must be close. I'm gettin' a hard on.
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Slider: Woods been hit, woods been hit!
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Slider (playing volleyball against Mav and Goose): Mother Goose you pussy!
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Iceman: Say, you got it figured out yet?
Mav: What's that?
Iceman: Who's the best pilot?
Mav: I think I can figure that one out on my own.
Iceman: Yeah, I heard that about you. You like to work alone.
Mav: (mumbling and rolls his eyes)
Goose: (referring to Ice and Slider) They were abused children!!!!

 

[IceG]

(watching video of planes being shot down)
Wolfman: this gives me a hard on.
Chipper: Don't tease me.


Goose: you live your life between your legs Mav.
Mav: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: hell, i'd be happy just to find a girl that would talk dirty to me.


Viper: Now i'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass, Lieutenant.

 

[icemanmp1]

fav quotes..

its gotta be dirty harry man....

either the "did i fire five?? or did i fire six.." one..

or when the captain says.."see this gun claihan?? in 25 yrs ive never had to pull out my gun." and eastwood says "well we all know out limitation then.. dont we..""

 

[hardup]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Apocalypse Now


You think KFC's still open?
Old School


You fucked up..........you trusted us
Animal House

 

[hardup]

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!"
Mayor of Hiroshima..........not a movie quote....but still funny

 

[IceG]

from "Office Space" (extremely funny movie)

"have you seen my stapler?"- the funny nerdy guy.

the michael bolton jokes (sorry can't remember the exact quotes) except "that no talent ass clown" reference.

 

[DJLAW]

"imagine you're a deer. you're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water..........

BAM! a fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. now i ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearin'?" - Marisa Tomei, My Cousin Vinny

 

[niteowl]

Commander Anderson: 'You men following the general are under oath as United States Marines, have you forgotten that? We all have shipmates to remember. Some were shit on and pissed on by the Pentagon. But that doesn't give the right to mutiny!'

Hummel: You call it what you want! You're down there. We're up here. You walked into the wrong goddamn room, Commander!

Anderson: Stand Fast!

Hummel: Goddamn it, Commander. You order your men to safety their weapons and place them on the deck!

Anderson: I cannot give that order!

Hummel: I am not going to repeat that order!

Anderson I'm not going to give that order.

Hummel: What the hell's the matter with you?

Anderson: Stand fast!

Hummel: One last time. You order you men to safety their weapons and place them on the deck!

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Major Baxter: You're talking to a general,soldier. Maintain discipline!

Captain Darrow: I'm no longer a soldier major. The day we took hostages we became mercenaries and mercenaries get paid. I want my fucking money!!!


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Mason: This isn't combat,general sir. It's an act of lunacy. Personally I think you're fucking idiot.

 

[IceG]

add some Yoda

probably the best advice from Lucas:

Yoda: There is no try. Do or Do not.

 

[IceG]

and some Kumar

from Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle:

Kumar: (self-depracating voice as his character is East Indian or Pakistani) Thank you...come again..

 

[maverick73]

For my wingman Iceg and 1 for the SP's

Ok Top Gun has been beaten to death, but here are 2 more:

Ice: YOU! (pause) You are still dangerous!!!! (pause) You can be my wingman any time!!!
Mav: Bullshit! You can be mine!!!

And now for the SP's:
SP: Maverick, you big stud!!! (pause) Take me to bed or lose me forever!!!

 

[IceG]

Gladiator

(Right before the very first battle)

Gladiator (riding horse and preparing motivation for his troops):

What we do in this lifetime, echoes through all eternity....Ride with me.

 

[IceG]

Wayne's World II

Garth: (in the restaurant with hotties walking by from different directions, trying to have a conversation with Wayne)

Schwing, Schwing, Schwing, Schwing (moving pelvis in alignment with each babe)

 

[IceG]

St. Elmo's Fire

Andrew McCarthy's character: Love is an illusion.

Emilio Estevez's character: Well if it is, it's the only illusion that matters.

 

[IceG]

Boiler RooM

Bennifer's, i mean Ben Affleck's character:

Anyone who tells you that money is the root of ALL evil....(slight pause for effect) DOESN'T HAVE ANY.