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Favorite movie quotes ?????

Storm

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Cloud Nine
"You think you're big time? You're going to fucking die! Big time!"

- Al Pacino, Carlito's Way.


Sean Penn:
"You have no feelings at all!"

Kevin Spacey:
"No Eddie. I just don't have your feelings. That's all. I have my own. And you know what? They get me by."

Sean Penn:
"So what kind of friendship is this!?"

Kevin Spacey:
Shrugs. "Adequate. Good night."

- Hurly Burly.


Robert De Niro:
"Remember Jimmy Mackawayne on the yard. You want to be making moves on the street. Have no attachments. Allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner. Remember that?"

Val Kilmer:
"For me the sun rises and sets with her man."

- Heat.
 

zlmmm

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Winston Churchill

These compete with the best of any movie IMO (and maybe were even recounted in some period films):

"I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"He [Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"Never in the field of human endeavour was so much owed by so many to so few." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)
 

maverick73

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From the Empire Strikes Back

"Your lack of faith is disturbing" - Darth Vader while using the force on one of his general's throats.
 

maverick73

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From Stand By Me

"Chopper, sick balls!" - owner of the junkyard guarded by chopper the dog!
 

maverick73

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From Top Gun

"Holy shit it's Viper! Grrreeaaaatt......" - Goose

"Great! He's probably saying holy shit it's Maverick and Goose!!!!" - Maverick
 

maverick73

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From Top Gun

"Long trip wasn't it sailor? Do you want to just go at it on the floor?" - Charlie (not a guy, the lead lady in top gun)

"Actually, I had this counter in mind" - Maverick

"Actually, I came in here to save you from making a big mistake with that older guy" - Maverick

"Reaaalllly??? So I can go on to a bigger mistake with a YOUNG guy like yourself?" - Charlie

"Maybe!" - Maverick
 

maverick73

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Another great one from Top Gun

"Son, your ego is cashing checks your body can't cash! You screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong"

"Yes Sir!" - Maverick

"And you asshole, you're just lucky to be here!!!!"

"Thank you Sir!!!" - Goose
 

niteowl

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Top Gun

Goose: Hey, hey slider I thought you wanted to be a pilot what happened?

Slider: Goose you're such a dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here?

Goose: Well the list is long and distinguished.

Slider: Yeah, well so's my johnson.




Viper: Good morning gentlemen the temperature is 110 degrees

Hollywood: Holy shit it's Viper!!!

Goose: Great, Viper's here!! Holy shit..

Maverick: Yeah he's probably saying holy shit it's Maverick and Goose.





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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
 

maverick73

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Viper: Good morning gentlemen the temperature is 110 degrees

Hollywood: Holy shit it's Viper!!!

Goose: Great, Viper's here!! Holy shit..

Maverick: Yeah he's probably saying holy shit it's Maverick and Goose.

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Already mentioned earlier (see above) but yours was more detailed :D

Here's another one:

"Slider, (sniff) ... ya STINK!" - Maverick
 

LadyLapper

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Shwartzenegger

Not sure of the name of the movie but Arnie is holding a bad guy by the ankles dangling him over the cliff to make him talk. A few minutes later he joins the girl he is with at their car.

Girl - "Where is [bad guy's name]?

Arnie - "I let him go." :eek:
 

Owudoin

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"Where's Sully?"
"I let him go"
Commando

"Hey, if you meet any friends, bring them back and we'll give em a ride in Suck My Wake"
The Great Outdoors

"Boy, the first thing I'm gonna do when we get home...is punch your mama in the mouth"
Smokey & The Bandit

"Ballsey, stupid...but ballsey"
True Lies
 

dbrw42

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zlmmm said:
These compete with the best of any movie IMO (and maybe were even recounted in some period films):

"I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"He [Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)

"Never in the field of human endeavour was so much owed by so many to so few." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)
Another Churchill quote.
"If you find yourself going through hell, don't stop."
 

citylover666

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I’ll give the quotes, y’all give the movies:

1.) "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"

2.) “How do we get to Florida?” “Go to Ohio and turn left”

“You know, it's funny. You come to some place new and, and, everything looks just the same.”

3.) Dragline: "Tearing the heads off gumball machines? What kinda thing is that for a grown man?"
Luke: "Well, you know how it is. Small town, not much to do in the evening. Mostly it was just settlin' old scores."

“You don’t mess with the man with no eyes.”

4.) "Ordinary fuckin' people. I hate'em."

5.) “If it’s free, I’m not stealing it.”

“Frankly, you're beginning to smell. And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.”

6.) Kevin: “Why did they have to die?”
Supreme Being: You might as well say, Why do we have to have evil?
Randall Oh, we wouldn't dream of asking a question like that, sir.
Kevin Yes, why do we have to have evil?
Supreme Being Ah, I think it's something to do with free will.

7.) “You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.”

Bart: “You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?”
Jim: “I don't know... play chess... screw... “
Bart: [quickly] “Let's play chess!”

8.) “Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.”

“Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?”

9.) “We'll be listening to you.”

10.) “As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”

“Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder on the amps?”
[Pause] “These go to eleven.”
 

wolverine

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From Sin City:

Cardinal Roark - "Will that give you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless old man?"
Marv - "The killing? No. No satisfaction. But everything up until the killing will be a total gas. You can scream now if you want."
 

Silver Surfer

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"I'm going to get me a bottle of tequila and one of those Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a bumber hitch" Willie Nelson, Electric Horseman

"Some people learn by watchin', some by readin' but some just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves" Will Rogers Jr, A one man show.

"How'd we like it if the Chinese sailed their gunships up the Mississippi, claimin' they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?" Will Rogers Jr, A one man show.

SS
 

IceG

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forgetting the Classics

since Casablanca is my all time fav (spoiler if you have never seen it, don't read the next paragraph)

mostly because it is one of the few movies where the cool guy who loves the dame the most DOES NOT get said dame.


Rick Blaine (Bogart): (contemplating the return of Ilsa) Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.


Captain Renault: Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.


Rick Blaine : How long was it we had, honey?
Ilsa Lund: I didn't count the days.
Rick: Well, I did. Every one of them.
Mostly, i remember the last one, the wild finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain, with a comical look on his face because his insides have been kicked out.

(Rick talks Isla into leaving):
Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last nite.
Ilsa: When i said i would never leave you.
Rick: and you never will. but i've got a job to do, too. Where i'm going, you can't follow. what i've got to go, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, i'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now...here's looking at you kid.



You must remember this/a kiss is still a kiss/a sigh is just a sigh/the fundamental things apply/As time goes by.
 

IceG

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Fight Club Rules

you guys covered most but i have to add:

Tyler: First rule of fight club, you do not talk about fight club. Second rule of fight club, you DO NOT talk about fight club. Third rule of fight club, when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule of fight club, only two guys to a fight. fifth rule of fight club, one fight at a time. sixth rule of fight club, no shirt, no shoes. seventh rule of fight club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of fight club, if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.



Narrator: a guy started at Fight club, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
 

IceG

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Iceman knows Top Gun

maverick you got some up there, but as a partial Iceman wannabe, i have to add:


Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Mav: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Ice: You're everyones's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you'e unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Mav: That's right! Ice....man. I am dangerous.


Charlie: Excuse me lieutenant. is there something wrong:
Mav: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: how's that, lieutenant?
Mav: Well, i just happened to see a MiG 28 do a ....
Goose: eh em. We!
Mav: uh, sorry goose. WE happened to see a MiG28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: where did you see this?
Mav: uh, that's classified.
Charlie: it's what?
Mav: its classified. i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.


Mav: Requesting permission for a flyby.
Air Boss johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.


Charlie: Listen, can i ask you a personal question?
Mav: that depends.
Charlie: are you a good pilot?
Mav: i can hold my own.
Charlie: great, then i won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer.
Mav: i'm going to need a beer to put these flames out. Yo. great Mav, real slick.


Goose: it's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied, its time for the big one.
Iceman: you think you can handle that Maverick?
Mav: It's just a walk in the park, Kazanski.
 
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