Favorite movie quotes ?????

[DJLAW]

"Some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty now that they are gone. I guess i just miss my friend" - Morgan Freeman as Red, The Shawshank Redemption

From the Kill Bill movies.......

Bud : "Are you tellin' me, she cut her way trough 88 bodyguards, before she got to Orin?"
Bill : "Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em. They just called themselves the Crazy 88"
Bud : "How come?"
Bill : "I dunno, i guess they thought it sounded cool."

AND

"You must have big rats to need Hatori Hanzo steel."

 

[sheena west]

Austin powers
1. Honestly, it's not mine
2. Oh, behave
3."I want ,I want my babyback,babyback ribs. Get in my belly
"Look at me, I'm dead sexy"
The Shining 1.All work and no play, makes jack a dull boy'
2."RedRum"

"i've seen thicker skin on a bowl of pudding"
"three can keep a secret, if two are dead"

Scarface
1. "don't you know who your fucking with mang?"

 

[bigstick]

LETHAL WEAPON 3

They fuck you at the hospital first they drug you then they fuck you and when their done fucking you, along comes the insurance company and fucks you some more, ten dollars for a fuckin aspirin- Joe Pesci/Leo

 

[wolverine]

Another from "Kill Bill":

I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.

 

[Storm]

"If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do."

-Joe Pesci, Casino.

"It's not important how many people I've killed. What is important is how I get along with the people who are still alive."

-Bruce Willis, The Whole Nine Yards.

"Everyone dies. Not everyone truly ever lives."

-Mel Gibson, Braveheart.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and man's stupidity and I'm not so sure about the universe."

-Einstein

Not sure if they're from movies but I like these nonetheless.

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone."

"A rich person is not one who has the most, but one who needs the least."

 

[Swguy]

"I want more life... fucker!"
- Roy Batty, Bladerunner, Director's Cut

"I absolutely believe in God... and I absolutely hate the fucker."
- Riddick, Pitch Black

"I'll kill you with my teacup."
- Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick

"It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."
- Al Torres, Showgirls


SWG

 

[Havoc]

Pulp Fiction:

What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggers, To go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.

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Yeah man, we're cool. Two things: don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: leave town. Tonight. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you'll be gone. You've lost your Los Angeles privileges. Deal?

 

[American Male]

"Everyone dies. Not everyone truly ever lives."

-Mel Gibson, Braveheart.

Most of the other great quotes from Braveheart are from the crazy Irishman, Stephen.
"The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people."
"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."
"[Speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him."
"[to William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."

Stephen: Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: Your island? You mean Ireland.
Stephen: Yeah. It's MINE.
Hamish: You're a madman.
Stephen: [Laughs] I've come to the right place then.

 

[Molson]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicoloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers....Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls....But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge...."

Hunter S Thompson.
RIP

 

[steviegjd]

best lines

Same scene:

It's cool and the gang.

My name is Pitt and you ain't talking your way out of this shit.

Look at the big brain on Brad.

Did I ruin your conentration, well then let me retort,

Pulp Fiction

Peace
stevieg

 

[hardup]

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look. I fvck like you wanna fvck. I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.





Tyler Durden......Fight Club

 

[DJLAW]

"a broken arrow is what we call it when we lose a nuclear weapon" - Kurtwood Smith (now Red on That 70's Show) as secretary of defense,Baird...........

"i dont know what is scarier, the fact that we lost a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often there is a term for it." - Frank Whalley as Giles Prentice, Broken Arrow.

from pulp fiction-
Jules: "what country you from?"
Brad: "what?"
Jules: "what aint no country i ever heard of. do they speak english in what?"
Brad: "what?"
jules: "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

.................................you all should know the rest

 

[Gruss-ly]

Snatch

...Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.


Bullet Tooth Tony ~ Snatch

 

[Sonny]

one I would like to see

Scene: Scantily clad Madonna sitting beside plainclothes cop in unmarked car.

Cop: "You wouldn't want to blow my cover, would you?"

(a little imagination...)

 

[Molson]

Seven

Mills: Wait a minute, I thought all you did was kill innocent people?

John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man, a disgusting man who could barely stand up...a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so they could join you in mocking him? A man who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. And after him I picked the lawyer. And you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster...to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets.

Mills: Murderers?

John Doe: A woman...

Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?

John Doe:A woman...so ugly on the inside that she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer...a drug dealing pederast, actually. And, let's not forget the disease spreading whore. Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home... and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's commonplace. It's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over...and studied...and followed... forever.

 

[Owudoin]

Shut up, listen, learn. Fuck your disillusionment, fuck your dissapointment, and fuck you!"
Swimming With Sharks

Best thing about high school girls...I get older, they stay the same age
Dazed & Confused

We went this way, he went that way, I said to Hollywood "where'd he go?" Hollywood says "where'd who go?"
Top Gun

Buck Melanoma, Moley Russel's Wart
Uncle Buck

Dallas, Baton Rouge, Sherwood, Ohio...there's always a Snappy Snack Shack where you can throw a ham & cheese in the microwave and feast on a turbo dog.....it keeps you sane.
Heathers

Ferocious aren't I? It's just when, I think, of a woman's ass...it just brings it out of me.
Heat

Nothin' like a good piece of ass
Steel Magnolias (What it was a good movie!)

 

[Rowdy Rodney]

Shouldn't drink and bake

Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Raw Deal"

 

[maverick73]

Say Hello to my Little Friend!
Al Pacino (Scarface)

 

[wolverine]

Another couple of classics from Heathers:

"This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress." - JD

Kurt’s Dad: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son!"

 

[chiefwiggum]

"Listen....PUNK.

To me you're nothing but dog shit, you hear me?

And a lotta things can happen to dog shit.

They can get scraped up off the sidewalk with a shovel, they can dry up and blow away in the wind, or they can get stepped on and squashed.

So take my advice....and be careful when a dog shits ya...."

Clint Eastwood
Sudden Impact (the same movie with "make my day" - only this quote is way better, IMO)