Favorite movie quotes ?????
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After the past days' Perb drama my new favourite is:
It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
-Commodus in Gladiator
It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
-Commodus in Gladiator
Infinite goodness is creating a being you know, in advance, is going to complain.
-Captain Cutshaw, "The Ninth Configuration"
"No women, no kids. That's the rules."--Léon, instructing Mathilda on how to "clean"
-Leon The Professional ... Gary Oldman was fantastic in this movie.
In 1966, Andy Dufrense escaped from Shawshank prison, all they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it, old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his maticulous nature, an ice age here, million years of mountain building there, geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin his wall through the exercise yard, a handfull at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
-Red (Morgan Freeman)
"I have not yet begun to defile myself"
-Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone
"Hey, if you're looking for a father figure I'll give you a spanking!!"
"Easy there Chief, I don't see Hollow-Point Wound Care on the menu."
-Grosse Point Blank (Dan Aykroyd, John Cusack)
-Captain Cutshaw, "The Ninth Configuration"
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"No women, no kids. That's the rules."--Léon, instructing Mathilda on how to "clean"
-Leon The Professional ... Gary Oldman was fantastic in this movie.
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In 1966, Andy Dufrense escaped from Shawshank prison, all they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it, old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his maticulous nature, an ice age here, million years of mountain building there, geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin his wall through the exercise yard, a handfull at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
-Red (Morgan Freeman)
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"I have not yet begun to defile myself"
-Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone
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"Hey, if you're looking for a father figure I'll give you a spanking!!"
"Easy there Chief, I don't see Hollow-Point Wound Care on the menu."
-Grosse Point Blank (Dan Aykroyd, John Cusack)
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' They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.'
Brandon Lee's The Crow
' All right Clanton. You call down the thunder. Well now you got it. Take a good look at him Ike. Cause that how you'll end up.You see that! It says United States Marshall. The Cowboys are finished you hear me? I see a red sash and I kill the man wearing one. So run you cur. And tell all the curs. I'm coming and hell's coming with me, you hear me?!! Hell's coming with me!!!
Wyatt Earp to Ike Clanton in Tombstone
`Greetings Programs.`
Tron
Brandon Lee's The Crow
' All right Clanton. You call down the thunder. Well now you got it. Take a good look at him Ike. Cause that how you'll end up.You see that! It says United States Marshall. The Cowboys are finished you hear me? I see a red sash and I kill the man wearing one. So run you cur. And tell all the curs. I'm coming and hell's coming with me, you hear me?!! Hell's coming with me!!!
Wyatt Earp to Ike Clanton in Tombstone
`Greetings Programs.`
Tron
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Best movie line
So many good ones here.
Lotsa Clint. Yoda. Godfather. Arnold.
Wow, makes me want to rent some DVDs.
How about Jaws "We're going to need a bigger boat."
Eli Walouch in the Good, the Bad & the Ugly "Blondie! Blondie! You can't leave me like this Blondie"
Others: Casablanca "Of all the gin joints in the world...."
Dirty Harry "With all these shots fired I kinda lost track myself. Ya gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk!"
Titanic (with accent) "ICEBERG! Iceberg dead ahead!"
So many good ones here.
Lotsa Clint. Yoda. Godfather. Arnold.
Wow, makes me want to rent some DVDs.
How about Jaws "We're going to need a bigger boat."
Eli Walouch in the Good, the Bad & the Ugly "Blondie! Blondie! You can't leave me like this Blondie"
Others: Casablanca "Of all the gin joints in the world...."
Dirty Harry "With all these shots fired I kinda lost track myself. Ya gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk!"
Titanic (with accent) "ICEBERG! Iceberg dead ahead!"
'you're a daisy if you do'
Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday before killing the last cowboy at the OK Corral
Ringo: ' Well, I didn't think you had it in you.'
Holiday: ` I'm your Huckleberry. Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like someone had just walked over your grave.'
'Fight's not with you Holiday.'
'I beg to differ. We never finish playing our game,remember? Playing for blood?"
" I was just foolin' around"
" I wasn't."
" Alright, lunger, you go to hell."
" Say when."
Val Kilmer and Michael Biehn
Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday before killing the last cowboy at the OK Corral
Ringo: ' Well, I didn't think you had it in you.'
Holiday: ` I'm your Huckleberry. Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like someone had just walked over your grave.'
'Fight's not with you Holiday.'
'I beg to differ. We never finish playing our game,remember? Playing for blood?"
" I was just foolin' around"
" I wasn't."
" Alright, lunger, you go to hell."
" Say when."
Val Kilmer and Michael Biehn
From As Good As It Gets:
Woman: "How do you write and know women so well"
Nicholson: "I take a man and remove reason and accountability"
Woman: "How do you write and know women so well"
Nicholson: "I take a man and remove reason and accountability"
"Fight CLub" has loads of great lines... here's some of my fave's...
"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
- Marla Singer, after having sex with Tyler Durden
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
- Narrator
"Man, you've got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though... "
- Tyler Durden, after meeting and having sex with Marla
"I am Jack's cold sweat."
- Narrator
"Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't."
- Narrator
"I am Jack's raging bile duct."
- Narrator
"Ahhh... okay, okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it."
- Tyler Durden, to club owner
"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"
- Tyler Durden
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
- Tyler Durden
"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?"
- Tyler Durden
"Bob had bitch tits."
- Narrator
SWG
"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
- Marla Singer, after having sex with Tyler Durden
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
- Narrator
"Man, you've got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though... "
- Tyler Durden, after meeting and having sex with Marla
"I am Jack's cold sweat."
- Narrator
"Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't."
- Narrator
"I am Jack's raging bile duct."
- Narrator
"Ahhh... okay, okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it."
- Tyler Durden, to club owner
"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"
- Tyler Durden
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
- Tyler Durden
"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?"
- Tyler Durden
"Bob had bitch tits."
- Narrator
SWG
Is that from Rooster Cogburn? When Rooster charges at the bad guys on horseback with a pistol in one hand and a winchester in the other?capt_canada13 said:
the best lines of them all.....
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back
VADER: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
LUKE: I'll never join you!
VADER: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
VADER: No. I am your father.
LUKE: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
VADER: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
LUKE: No! No! No!
VADER: Luke. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Come with me. It's the only way.
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back
VADER: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
LUKE: I'll never join you!
VADER: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
VADER: No. I am your father.
LUKE: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
VADER: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
LUKE: No! No! No!
VADER: Luke. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Come with me. It's the only way.
