Favorite movie quotes ?????
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Now I heard the the movie with the most used quotes was "Jerry Maguire".....
anyone else hear of that?
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
anyone else hear of that?
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
Full Metal Jacket
Drill Instructor:
Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!
Drill Instructor:
Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!
This has to be the greatest movie quote
Jack Nicholson in the movie Five Easy Pieces (1970) This quote is only a part of the dialogue between Nicholson and the waitress who said you had to order exactly what was on the menu - no deviations.
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Jack Nicholson in the movie Five Easy Pieces (1970) This quote is only a part of the dialogue between Nicholson and the waitress who said you had to order exactly what was on the menu - no deviations.
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
"You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig."
-Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
"When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk!"
-Eli Wallach in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Jack Frost, great quote from The Usual Suspects.
-Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
"When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk!"
-Eli Wallach in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Jack Frost, great quote from The Usual Suspects.
From Platoon---- You cat's dig it and dig it good. Barnes has been shot seven times, you got it seven times. the only thing that can kill Barnes is Barnes.
Bunny at the barricks.----- Nothing beats the Indy 500 except maybe a good piece of pussy. What do you think padre?
Shut up before I slap you like a red headed step child. Some segal movie.
Theres only two things stopping from going any further. Oh ya tough guy what's that? FEAR and COMMON SENSE! another segal movie.
So she comes home and while he's sleeping she crazy glue's his dick to his stomach!
Oh ya! How did he feel about that?
How do you think he felt that everytime he has to take a piss he has to do a handstand? hahahaha----Resevoir Dogs
Bunny at the barricks.----- Nothing beats the Indy 500 except maybe a good piece of pussy. What do you think padre?
Shut up before I slap you like a red headed step child. Some segal movie.
Theres only two things stopping from going any further. Oh ya tough guy what's that? FEAR and COMMON SENSE! another segal movie.
So she comes home and while he's sleeping she crazy glue's his dick to his stomach!
Oh ya! How did he feel about that?
How do you think he felt that everytime he has to take a piss he has to do a handstand? hahahaha----Resevoir Dogs
Kevin Costner as Crash Davis in "Bull Durham"
I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
"Oh yesh, perfectly alright, you FFFUCKING idiot."
Sean Connery, The Rock
"You hypocritically presume that your democratic system gives you the moral perogative to force other cultures to conform to your politics."
Klingon Brigadier Kerla, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Sean Connery, The Rock
"You hypocritically presume that your democratic system gives you the moral perogative to force other cultures to conform to your politics."
Klingon Brigadier Kerla, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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You mean like "You had me at hello" or " You complete me"?j1tanamera said:
My personal favs are:
"There can be only one" - Highlander
"I'll see you in the next life, when we are both cats" - Vanilla Sky
"Ya smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be and there's the way it is" - Platoon
Vezzini: "He didn't fall? Inconceivable!"
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - The Princess Bride
Marty: "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
Nigel: {Pause} These go to eleven." - This is Spinal Tap
"Go ahead...make..my..day!"
- Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry 4?
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
- Samuel Jackson, Pulp Fiction
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
- Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
- Marlon Brando, The Godfather
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.."
- Brad Pitt, Fight Club
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?"
- Robert DeNiro, Taxi Driver
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
- Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send on of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way."
- Sean Connery, Untouchables
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
- Gimli, Fellowship of the Ring
"We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!"
- Ewan McGregor, Trainspotting
"So, couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?"
- Wolverine to Dr. Jean Grey, X-Men
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me!
- Brick Top, "Snatch"
- Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry 4?
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
- Samuel Jackson, Pulp Fiction
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
- Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
- Marlon Brando, The Godfather
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.."
- Brad Pitt, Fight Club
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?"
- Robert DeNiro, Taxi Driver
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
- Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send on of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way."
- Sean Connery, Untouchables
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
- Gimli, Fellowship of the Ring
"We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!"
- Ewan McGregor, Trainspotting
"So, couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?"
- Wolverine to Dr. Jean Grey, X-Men
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me!
- Brick Top, "Snatch"
A hilarious bit of dialogue from "Chasing Amy"
{a comic book convention, where Hooper is presenting a "black rage" comic book for young black kids}
Hooper: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker - Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader - the blackest brother in the galaxy...Nubian god.
Banky: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Boy, shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin universe. Gets a whole clan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's hood - the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: GENTRIFICATION! They're gonna drive out the black element to make the the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Return of the Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside, we all whansta be white!
Banky: Well..isn't that true?
Hooper: (pretends to shoot banky and goes insane) BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I'LL KILL ALL WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MUTHA FUCKIN EYES ON!!
A couple of minutes later...
Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky Edwards: Faggot?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy. [kisses Banky]
{a comic book convention, where Hooper is presenting a "black rage" comic book for young black kids}
Hooper: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker - Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader - the blackest brother in the galaxy...Nubian god.
Banky: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Boy, shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin universe. Gets a whole clan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's hood - the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: GENTRIFICATION! They're gonna drive out the black element to make the the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Return of the Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside, we all whansta be white!
Banky: Well..isn't that true?
Hooper: (pretends to shoot banky and goes insane) BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I'LL KILL ALL WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MUTHA FUCKIN EYES ON!!
A couple of minutes later...
Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky Edwards: Faggot?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy. [kisses Banky]
