Fat Guy going to Wreck Beach.....

Ironhead

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Yes. I may be heading to Wreck Beach Saturday. Yes, I am not a ripped, six pack type guy. I do have a bit of a gut!!! (Not Huge) Anyway I need to get some sun.
Not having been there for a few years I don't know the current state of
the type of folk who go there. Yeah I want to shed them all. The full monty.

Maybe I have nothing to worry about. By the way do strippers and the like still hang out there?

thank you.
 

kidstone

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Feb 5, 2006
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Wreck Beach should be your new home. That's the place for all of us inferior types, we are all welcome (just don't go to certain exclusive areas, like the gay strip, where only hot people are expected).

It's the clothed beaches where all the hot guys and girls go to be seen. I guess if you have a hot body, you don't want to show your genitals on the beach--just in the car in the parking lot.

Even though I live close to Kits, I don't like going there in the middle of summer when all the perfect youngsters are showing themselves off for the attention of their possible dates.

I know that anyone who looks at me there is just going to look past the old dad. But at Wreck, nobody comes there expecting to see perfect bodies. So you're in good company.
 

Danika

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May 30, 2005
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Go For It!!!!!!!

Take your clothes off along with all your insecurities...

Let the sunshine hit your bare ass, the vitamin D there is for everyone to enjoy!

The opportunity to meet naked people from all different walks of life....and no tan lines....

wooo, funtimes:)
 

uncleg

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The place is all sizes friendly. Just watch out for the Greenpeace crowd, everytime I go there they keep trying to push me back into the water.:D
 

Goldenrod

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Hmmm, packing my beach bag right now but before I let it all hang out in public does anyone know where I can find SPF 40000000 for my nuts?? :D
 

kidstone

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Well if you have enough of an overhang, you don't have to worry about your nuts--they remain cool in the shade. Ah, the joys of growing older and wider.

I wouldn't want to put certain lotions on my privates because some tend to sting a lot.

If you really are concerned, there's lots of folks at Wreck who go around with little thongs over their down unders.

It is a clothing optional beach. Most areas there's a good mix of options.
 

ihatemyskirt

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Wreck Beach should be your new home. That's the place for all of us inferior types, we are all welcome (just don't go to certain exclusive areas, like the gay strip, where only hot people are expected).

It's the clothed beaches where all the hot guys and girls go to be seen. I guess if you have a hot body, you don't want to show your genitals on the beach--just in the car in the parking lot.

Even though I live close to Kits, I don't like going there in the middle of summer when all the perfect youngsters are showing themselves off for the attention of their possible dates.

I know that anyone who looks at me there is just going to look past the old dad. But at Wreck, nobody comes there expecting to see perfect bodies. So you're in good company.


Exactly exactly exactly.....and at wreck beach you can blaze without being a bad influence on a bunch of pre teens and childrens. I also don't mind the hike up afterwards, it makes me feel ok about layin round all day. We went today and Kara-lynn has a hot tan, I am peeling from last weeks beach day. gross.
 

Simonnn

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Huh?

Take your clothes off along with all your insecurities...

Let the sunshine hit your bare ass, the vitamin D there is for everyone to enjoy!

The opportunity to meet naked people from all different walks of life....and no tan lines....

wooo, funtimes:)
Is this really you saying this?
 
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