Fat, Bald, Body Hair -Chances of being turned down?

[FunSugarDaddy]

I'll be honest...I've done that before. I felt horrible! The guy was eating me out and I guess I was really, really relaxed or something.

I can remember him just looking at me with this shocked expression and saying, "please tell me that was a queef". LOL! We had a good laugh over it. xD It happens sometimes. Happened to me one time too where the client farted in my face while I was giving him a BJ. Not pleasent, but what's funny is that it was so loud that it practically rattled the windows...and he still denied it. Ahahah!

I was joking on here once, if you're not sure where you stand with a women (I'm talking about a normal relationship here, not a visit to an SP), just ask yourself if she's ever farted in front of you...if she has, then she's into you big time.lol

Strange as it sounds, woman are very particular who they fart around.

 

[HubbaHubba]

Strange as it sounds, woman are very particular who they fart around.

Well I hope they save it for when they are around you, cause frankly, a chick farting around me
doesn't signify that we are tight. What you describe has not been my experience at all.

 

[FunSugarDaddy]

Well I hope they save it for when they are around you, cause frankly, a chick farting around me
doesn't signify that we are tight. What you describe has not been my experience at all.

Have you ever been married, have any daughters? If so you'll likely know they're not above letting loose the occassional fart, and generally speaking it's not in public nor around most other people.