I have never had someone fart on me or even around me in public. Or maybe I have a weak nose. Umbrella people are far worse. I am 6'8", anytime there is a light rain in this city I almost need to wear my racquetball glasses to walk to work. There has to be a better way to keep your hair dry on a busy sidewalk.
Farting in Public
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Church Fart
An elderly couple are attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." :amen:
Church Fart
An elderly couple are attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." :amen:
The best is letting one go just as you step off an elevator and the doors close behind you. LOL!
The Flatulence Deodorizer!
Anyway, watch the next season of Dragons Den or Shark tank.....for this new invention...... The Mint Patch....
Your farts will smell so good, she will want to snif them? ok maybe not....
LOL I once did that in a Hotel in Toronto, and I mean I let her rip, I could not see anyone in walking distance, I was sure I was alone. than 5 guys came running, in , I ran away as fast as I could.... as the elevator closed just right as I could hear them yelling.. I can still them yelling 5 years later.., pour guys....
Anyway, watch the next season of Dragons Den or Shark tank.....for this new invention...... The Mint Patch....
Your farts will smell so good, she will want to snif them? ok maybe not....
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LADY-VIA
Those people are the worst for me !! Good lord, I can get severe instant migraines from some of those people. Even to the point where I've felt nauseous and lossed my lunch on top of the migraine ! Those people must spray their clothes, instead of applying it properly to specific areas on their body's. My mom taught me when I was young where to put perfume and how much to use if I chose to wear it. I thought that was a lesson most little girls got.
As for the farts. Generally a person can tell to what extent the blast may be & if it's going to be abnoxious then excusing ones self from a populated area would be of good mannerism. However farts can be sneaky and catch you off gaurd too!!! I' think everyone has an accidental fart story!! I do ..,, So the ones doing it on purpose in public, I suppose you could call them ill mannered, but a farts a fart. It is a natural human function, and there's plenty worse things, like the ones who still choose to smoke in crowded areas. Even the ones who go outside to smoke and then enter a crowded restaurant afterwards. They cant tell but the smell stays and lingers longer than a fart.
I despise farting from other people. To me, it is almost the equivalent to spitting in someone's face. That may sound overboard, but to me it's like 'I don't care if you breathe this in.' I refuse to be in the room. Excuse yourself and use the damn bathroom!
I can't believe all the whining and vitriol overall little flatulance. Any one who has spent time living in close quarters in camps, the military or even school dormitories have long since gotten over it. Go back to clutching your pearls, and come back when you start to smell like real men. Pffff!
I can't help it, but even at my mature age I still get the giggles about farts. I guess I'll never grow up.
ever go fishing with a bunch of guys, sharing a cabin or a house boat.
its a guy thing. were so proud, loud and proud.
um sometimes you simply have to. something you eat and your farting up a storm. hard to control..
and well,
if your with a lady and she is naked and she farts. um that is just a bonus, sp's should charge extra for that.
its a guy thing. were so proud, loud and proud.
um sometimes you simply have to. something you eat and your farting up a storm. hard to control..
and well,
if your with a lady and she is naked and she farts. um that is just a bonus, sp's should charge extra for that.
Make a joyful noise unto the Lord
This past Sunday, Mary Ellen and Elisabeth went to the 10:30 service and the new pastor was long winded and his sermon dragged on.
After the service was finally over, Mary Ellen said to Elisabeth, "The sermon was beautiful don't you think?".
Elisabeth replied "Oh yes it was, but a bit too long. Next week I'm bringing my cushion to sit on, these benches are too hard."
She continued to say, "You know, Mary Ellen, at one point during the sermon I thought my butt went to sleep."
Mary Ellen replied, "I know, I heard it snore three times."
This past Sunday, Mary Ellen and Elisabeth went to the 10:30 service and the new pastor was long winded and his sermon dragged on.
After the service was finally over, Mary Ellen said to Elisabeth, "The sermon was beautiful don't you think?".
Elisabeth replied "Oh yes it was, but a bit too long. Next week I'm bringing my cushion to sit on, these benches are too hard."
She continued to say, "You know, Mary Ellen, at one point during the sermon I thought my butt went to sleep."
Mary Ellen replied, "I know, I heard it snore three times."
