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Mike Hawk said:
Even though I'm still at my office, is it not a little pathetic that I get the news of this historic event on PERB???

:)
Maybe this qualifies for the "You know you're on PERB too much when..." thread.:D
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Poonless Party!!

Mike Hawk said:
Good.

Let's hope that the Conservatives are given a chance to clean up the mess caused by years of Liberal Party arrogance........
I'm not here to piss on your parade MH but if the
consersative/reform/alliance party gets in we can kiss goodbye are
pooning lifestyle as we know it, cuz you gotta know that any gov't that is religiously motivated to suck people in to voting for them,
well dare I say it that we will follow in the footsteps of our southern
neighbours and poonshops could be a thing of the past.

I think SFMike and other U.S. visitors might have something to add,
could be why they visit us up north here.

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MY FELLOW POONERS !!!! :eek:

............just my 2 cents worth man.


..............QM'r
 

FuZzYknUckLeS

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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituallity,
biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectlty prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him
and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote
for the Liberals again?"
 

Quarter Mile'r

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JackFrost said:
Not a big fan of Martin and his Liberals. Not a big fan of Harper and his Conservatives.

So, I will vote NDP :)
You picked up on who I'm gonna vote for too, eh JF !!

That Harper guy gives me the fucking creeps and as for as those asshole
Liberals are concerned all I can think of, for my .41 Blackhawk, is just another use for it!

...............QM'r
 

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Quarter Mile'r said:
I'm not here to piss on your parade MH but if the
consersative/reform/alliance party gets in we can kiss goodbye are
pooning lifestyle as we know it, cuz you gotta know that any gov't that is religiously motivated to suck people in to voting for them,
well dare I say it that we will follow in the footsteps of our southern
neighbours and poonshops could be a thing of the past.

I think SFMike and other U.S. visitors might have something to add,
could be why they visit us up north here.

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MY FELLOW POONERS !!!! :eek:

............just my 2 cents worth man.


..............QM'r
Pooning has been around for thousands of years. It has survived tougher environments than what even Stephen Harper can dish out.

:p :) :D
 

Quarter Mile'r

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hifisex said:
STOP THIS NONSENSE NOW!!

Stephan Harper is running the party, NOT Art Hanger!!!

The conservatives are not the boogyman of the religious right, and even if they were I'd gladly take 4 years of keeping my pecker in my pants vs. another 4 of those thieving, lying, self-serving liberal bastards!

FUCK I HATE PAUL MARTIN!

HFS
Sorry Hifi, Steven Harper is the F'ing religious boogy man, no clue
who Art the fart is though,
That Fucking Harper looks like he should be standing at the pulpit next
to the Pope for christ sakes!

Wake up man!
And by the way I agree with you on what you think of the Liberals too.:)


...............QM'r
 

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If the Conservatives win, it will be a minority anyway. They won't be able to pass any legislation that the other parties don't support, so our world won't fall apart. If they do a decent job, they can get re-elected and start feeding at the trough again the way they did under Mulroney. Then we can start the cycle again....

We get the government we deserve, and apparently we don't deserve a decent one. The choices are all uninspiring, and none of them deserve to win on their merits.
 

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HankQuinlan said:
If the Conservatives win, it will be a minority anyway. They won't be able to pass any legislation that the other parties don't support, so our world won't fall apart. If they do a decent job, they can get re-elected and start feeding at the trough again the way they did under Mulroney. Then we can start the cycle again....

We get the government we deserve, and apparently we don't deserve a decent one. The choices are all uninspiring, and none of them deserve to win on their merits.
The Liberals problem is that they used the Boogie Man to win a minority last year. Now the Liberals have to, somehow, explain why all the reasons for voting Liberal are broken election promises while they govern like conservatives.

I think that the NDP and Greens will gain the westeners who can't vote Conservative and the Conservatives will take the rest. There probably won't be a Liberal elected from Northwestern Ontario to the Pacific ocean. The Bloc will take all the Quebec seats which leaves the Atlantic provinces as the Liberals only hope. Oh right, all those broken Liberal promises on the Oil, on the Hydro, on UIC for fishers and for Health Care. Guess the Lie bear alls are toast.
 

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JackFrost said:
Not a big fan of Martin and his Liberals. Not a big fan of Harper and his Conservatives.

So, I will vote NDP :)
If more people voted with their heart or their gut instead of trying to follow the crowd, a lot more would do exactly the same thing as you.
 

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hifisex said:
The conservatives are not the boogyman of the religious right
Not sure I feel the same way about this one

I'd gladly take 4 years of keeping my pecker in my pants vs. another 4 of those thieving, lying, self-serving liberal bastards!
:eek: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF !!!!!!!!
 

therealrex

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So far all I know about Harper is the Liberals are bad and he wants to be PM even if he has to blow all the Bloc MPs to do it. Any chance of this fuckwad coming up with any kind of a platform in the next 2 months? Given the choice of a crook and an idiot I'll still have to vote crook.
 

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wolverine

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hifisex said:
The conservatives are not the boogyman of the religious right, and even if they were I'd gladly take 4 years of keeping my pecker in my pants vs. another 4 of those thieving, lying, self-serving liberal bastards!
Easy for YOU to say, seeing that you don't even poon anymore. :rolleyes:

Not sure who I'd vote for. I may end up flipping a coin. :eek:
 

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Is anybody else wishing for a spot on the ballot that says "NONE OF THE ABOVE."
 

Ilovethemall

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Why oh why?

Would anyone vote for the Liberals - they steal our money then hand it back to us as pre-election gifts....fucking wake up people we are being duped by a bunch of crooked scumbags.

Harper is a bit of a dork but he is far from the religious zealot people think. martin is a catholic for fuck's sake - his religion wants to stone the homos to death and they think christ turned water to wine - take anyone's religion and you can make it look pretty dorky in a hurry - that's why they are faith based, because logic has dick and all to do with it.

If you want to continue to be bought with your own money, they go ahead and vote Liberal - if you are sick and tired of getting ass fucked with no lube and then saying "thank you" then vote for anyone else - I may disagree with your choice of party, but at least you have the brains to run from the fucking liberals.

 

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If you want to continue to be bought with your own money, they go ahead and vote Liberal - if you are sick and tired of getting ass fucked with no lube and then saying "thank you" then vote for anyone else - I may disagree with your choice of party, but at least you have the brains to run from the fucking liberals.
So you're suggesting people should choose to receive their ass fucking from the U.S. courtesy of the Conservatives or trade unions and left wing special interest groups courtesy of the NDP, which you will be getting OVER AND ABOVE the exact same type of ass fucking you get from the Liberals today. The worst part is, the Conservatives and NDP will charge for the extras.

Nice pic though. Kind of reminds me of the state of my asshole the morning after a dozen Coronas and 5 chilli kung pow chicken at Cactus Club.
 
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