Fake tits suck

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Implants are the stupidest fucking thing a woman could do to herself.

 

[maverick73]

Implants are the stupidest fucking thing a woman could do to herself.

Would you like to join my anti-implants team?

I've got hugedman on my team already. What position do you play? I need a winger, dman, and a goalie. I was thinking of putting in net.

 

[SlimShady]

It looks like I support the fake funbag team.

Bring it on!

 

[trawler]

Musing on Fake Breasts ...

as an acquaintance of mine once quoted:

"As long as I can touch them they are real to me !!"

Society, men and women both, have placed too much emphasis on women's breasts. I can understand why implants give many Gals more confidence and that alone is sufficient reason to embrace them IMHO.

Nuff said.

 

[muffdiver]

Hey mav, i want to be on the team also, i'm a good wingman. Fake tits suck ass. Not into feeling rocks.

 

[littlejonny]

Actually, I've never seen fake tits suck, but I love sucking them. Sometimes I just crack myself up.

 

[Avery]

Actually, I've never seen fake tits suck, but I love sucking them. Sometimes I just crack myself up.

At least a couple of hundred of us thought of making the same joke, but we refrained because it was just too lame!

 

[shadowfx]

I have not seen a pair of fake tits that you could not tell right away they were fake. The touch test is the give away; they are no fun to play with. If I wanted to play with plastic I would revert back to my childhood and build model cars again. Natural breasts are better and each different size big or small brings their own kind of adventure.

 

[broadwaybodycare]

good job

if you listen to the doctors advice and stick to a size that suits your body I think they are great. People cant tell if mine are fake or not. and trust me they feel real too. its all about the doctor and if you pay a bit extra for a good doctor you can get them to look and feel real.

 

[therealrex]

I'd have to agree as long as they aren't the giant stripper tits I'm okay with them

 

[wolverine]

As long as the fake tits aren't like a pair of hard rubber balls that can be used for playing street hockey, it's all good. Many of the falsies being done recently are soft and bouncy like the real things.

 

[jakey_edwards]

And now Maverick gives us...(drum roll please) MAIT!

Would you like to join my anti-implants team?

I've got hugedman on my team already. What position do you play? I need a winger, dman, and a goalie. I was thinking of putting in net.

MWWE, MOBB, MBUB, MLEG2 and so now MAIT (Maverick's Anti Implants Team)?

Sorry Mav. Could not resist. Perhaps its time to buzz the tower again.

Jake.

 

[Chantal]

The breast implants that are inserted to augment one chest are of better quality.Any implant that is put in will always be extra hard because of swelling,and with time the "buoys" soften up.I again feel it is to each is own.I would never pass judment on anyone that choose to do any cosmetic surgery.Penal implant etc.. This is my opinion,we live one life so go for it.Life is too short to be closed minded or cynical.As well everyone is entitle to their opinion

 

[maverick73]

MWWE, MOBB, MBUB, MLEG2 and so now MAIT (Maverick's Anti Implants Team)?

Sorry Mav. Could not resist. Perhaps its time to buzz the tower again.

Jake.

Gotta admit though... works like a charm... it enables me to wreak havoc and annoy the PERB community in a more efficient manner... instead of going through page by page looking for my old threads to add to, or instead of finding my handle in a thread, clicking on my profile, and then searching for all threads started by me (ie. a very multi-step process), I simply type in the "4 letter code" in the search function and voila, there it is... Next step is to add another annoying post... and repeat as needed.

MAIT sounds like a perfect name for my next thread... you'll make a good apprentice one day.

 

[maverick73]

1. I know mine aren't as squishy as real boobs, but whatchya gonna do....

2. Also, remember that not everybody gets implants just to have huge boobs, some women have uneven breasts or other "abnormalities" that they aren't happy with and augmentation is the answer.

1. when zoe_zee-mania runs wild on you???

2. I was going to mention that. There are some good reasons for implants... like breast cancer taking away 1 breast completely .

 

[Avery]

...I have a gf who is prob 115 lbs and 5'3" and wants to get my size of boobs (full DD)....If she got them, they'd be pretty sideshow-ish....

Not only that, no one would be able to see them when she was on her feet - the weight would make her hunch over.

 

[Dakota Wood]

I think the hard as a rock feel comes from old or saline implants.... correct me if I'm wrong.

The hardness has nothing to do with the implant itself. It's the scar tissue that forms around it. The scar tissue locks the implant in place, making it that the breasts don't bounce or fall to the side when the woman lays on her back. The hardness felt is the scar tissue. Most women who get scar tissue have themselves to blame for it because they either didn't massage them at all, often enough or for a long enough period after surgery. That being said, some women will form the scar tissue no matter what, it's just the way their body reacts to the implants.

 

[S.G. Gibson]

I like them.

 

[Dakota Wood]

Aahhh the bonuses of being bisexual!

Right back at you Zoe

I never thought of it before, but maybe thats one reason why mine are so soft too.

p.s- you have a pierced tongue...I'm in lust

 

[Avery]

Hey, you two! Get a room!!