Fake Orgasms

jammerculture

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Haha some of my clients don’t come to me for an orgasm of any kind. And some of them just come for a massage and a hand release. My sessions break down into a third are probably kink (a third of those might use a (hole), a third are massage with a hand release and the other third might use one of my 3 “holes”. So vulgar

Some of my guests just want to come worship me or get teased and denied and sent home just denied. I have one in a chastity lock. Maybe I’ll let him masturbate in a few weeks.

I really try to avoid the guy that thinks of me as “holes”
Serious ick on “holes”

I actually had to quit seeing one of my regulars because she was always dirty talking with that word, just couldn’t any more lol
 

80watts

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The more holes available the more fun the time is. Wet holes are very much appreciated. | never think about SP as holes, I think about how wet I can get them and how much the SP moans as she is cumming.
 
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Harmony-bc

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Serious ick on “holes”

I actually had to quit seeing one of my regulars because she was always dirty talking with that word, just couldn’t any more lol
It’s just crass. But better that she refers to her own body as holes rather than some guy on perb. 😘
 

masterpoonhunter

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It’s just crass. But better that she refers to her own body as holes rather than some guy on perb. 😘
The most serious ick I see is in some of the IG and FB reels where the "models" refer to using all three holes. And on that - a whole new batch of women who are wearing only paint ... it seems to be getting more vulgar than enticing.
And some say "all four holes" which has this old pooner a bit perplexed as I thought in my 50+ years of sex I had discovered where all the interesting entry points were located.
 
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Harmony-bc

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The most serious ick I see is in some of the IG and FB reels where the "models" refer to using all three holes. And on that - a whole new batch of women who are wearing only paint ... it seems to be getting more vulgar than enticing.
And some say "all four holes" which has this old pooner a bit perplexed as I thought in my 50+ years of sex I had discovered where all the interesting entry points were located.
Armpit? Lol
 

ChromeGasCap

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Many women get off on simply making a man orgasm (which really isn't that hard to do).
So if that is what fulfills them, then you are as good a lover as you need to be, so long as you have enjoyed the experience.
Never look at yourself in a negative light.
Many of the women who work as SPs have body counts that make rock stars look like virgins, so the numbers will dictate that, on an individual basis, we shouldn't expect to have been the best they have ever had.
As Metallica says, Sad But True!
 

masterpoonhunter

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Many women get off on simply making a man orgasm (which really isn't that hard to do).
So if that is what fulfills them, then you are as good a lover as you need to be, so long as you have enjoyed the experience.
Never look at yourself in a negative light.
Many of the women who work as SPs have body counts that make rock stars look like virgins, so the numbers will dictate that, on an individual basis, we shouldn't expect to have been the best they have ever had.
As Metallica says, Sad But True!
I remember big Maria who worked out of a highrise south of the Gaglardi turnoff off the Lougheed. Great RMT massage then a flip and a BBJ. As I was CIM'ing she was swallowing, she would cum and hard too. Amazed me then still does.
 
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Pumped

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on an individual basis, we shouldn't expect to have been the best they have ever had.
And vice versa.

I have had some incredible, wonderful, exciting, interesting and indeed, horrible, times with SPs.

Yet the best time I ever had with a woman was with someone who I had known for years, didn't know she was interested (turns out she had a massive crush on me) and we hooked up one night and she went to town. No SP has ever managed that level of raw lust that that woman unleashed on me.

Interestingly, the SPs I repeat with are often not the best in bed, but with whom I am most comfortable in other ways.
 
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angry anderson

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And vice versa.

I have had some incredible, wonderful, exciting, interesting and indeed, horrible, times with SPs.

Yet the best time I ever had with a woman was with someone who I had known for years, didn't know she was interested (turns out she had a massive crush on me) and we hooked up one night and she went to town. No SP has ever managed that level of raw lust that that woman unleashed on me.

Interestingly, the SPs I repeat with are often not the best in bed, but with whom I am most comfortable in other ways.
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80watts

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And vice versa.

I have had some incredible, wonderful, exciting, interesting and indeed, horrible, times with SPs.

Yet the best time I ever had with a woman was with someone who I had known for years, didn't know she was interested (turns out she had a massive crush on me) and we hooked up one night and she went to town. No SP has ever managed that level of raw lust that that woman unleashed on me.

Interestingly, the SPs I repeat with are often not the best in bed, but with whom I am most comfortable in other ways.
If every SW treated every client like it was the her crush...... that might be 1% of her clients.... and the rest are bread winners.
 
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