Faith @ Passions Spa

[cunnyman]

Thanks to perb, I recently discovered this amazing GEM. I've got a throbbing pulsating woody thinking about my last session with her as i write this. She has some reviews here, so i wont bother to give her physical description, but i find her just right and beautiful for my taste. She offers the complete holiday season package, and i just love unwrapping and unfolding the yummy gifts inside. What do I love about this gal? Do i love her sweet laugh and great sense of humor? YOU BETCHA!!! Do I love her gorgeous eyes and twinkling smile? DAMN RIGHTS!!! Do i love her voluptuous breasts, swelling close to bursting, looking like ripe melons? FOKKING EY!!! Do i love her soft sweet voice whispering coos, sighs and dirty talk in my ear? YOU BET YER ASS!! Do I love her lips travelling all over my body and doing naughty stuff to my special parts?? FAWWWWK, MAN!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK????? This girl has some seriously awesome skills in love making!! It's like making out with a girlfriend who wants to please me by doing all the stuff on the porn channels. Handjob made me go AAAHHHHH!!! Blowjob made me go GGAAAAAHHH!!! You name it, we did it and did it again and again!! She's like a skilled snake charmer who made my one eyed snake do its dance. Only thing i didnt like was one of her Sp co workers booked another client right after me, instead of building in a 15 minute buffer, so i felt a little bit rushed. I'd like to give that silly SP a slap on her ass, and the guy who booked after me a kick in the nuts!!!

For all you Faith-ful fans who can't get your fill of Faith, she's doing 3 fills this week in addition to her regular shifts. She's filling in Monday days, Wednesday days and Thursday night PLUS her regular shifts (see her schedule on Passions website). I must be nutso telling you guys this, since i have trouble enough booking her, but with her six shifts next week, i figure i can get in to see her at least 3 times. Just don't be unlucky enough to book after me, because I plan to tire her out totally in my sessions with her.

P.S. hey Faith, clear out your PM box!!!

 

[littlejonny]

Nice review. Unbridled enthusiasm goes a long way. I look forward to more.

 

[cunnyman]

Who were you 2 early birds??

@#$%&*+*#!>~ Went to see Faith Monday on her morning shift. Tried to book her at 10.30 AM. Already taken. PHUK!! Asked for the 11.45 slot. Already booked. PHUKKK!! Have to try her for another time. You 2 turkeys who beat me to it, I challenge you to a cock wrestling contest to see who gets the first right to early booking. Let's meet in the lobby of Passions Spa, strip down to nothing, and have Faith decide who gets first appointment. She can give us each a five minute handjob. Last guy to cum gets rights to first AM appointment. Or you can pick whether you want to duel it out with BJ or FS, all of this to take place in the lobby of Passions of course. PM me for time of contest, unless your too chiken


p.s. I still have to run this by Faith to see if it's ok with her. I'll check it out with her since she's working the morning shift today as well as her evening shift.

 

[bigstick]

You'd last about two seconds and then schrivil up like frighten turtle while I'd be the rock . Sorry but that's the truth. She'd be salavating over me I'd hate to break your heart dude. Oh yeah about that fifteen minute buffer you had that was me Faith just couldn't wait to get her hands on me again my dearest apology cunnyman and that 10:30am was me also bud your just shooting blanks. Hey maybe you'll hit a grand slam yet. Just bugging ya I haven't seen her in a long time she is definately gem.

 

[cunnyman]

Full Service contest!!

You'd last about two seconds and then schrivil up like frighten turtle while I'd be the rock . Sorry but that's the truth. She'd be salavating over me I'd hate to break your heart dude.

I made a promise to myself when I started this hobby/killing time I would not go with full service with any sp/mp/escort.
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OKAY, Biggie, you're on!! We'll base the contest on FULL SERVICE!! I'll meet you at 10Am this morning in the lobby of Passions Spa. No boxer shorts allowed!!

 

[cunnyman]

Okay, where were youse 2 guys who..?

So, youse 2 guys who accepted my challenge to my WWF version of a cock wrestling contest for the rights to early booking with Faith, where were you? You were sposed to show up at Passions Spa at 11AM yesterday, we werre going to strip naked in the lobby, and have Faith referee the contest...freee for all blowjob, handjob and Full Service. You chicken shit cowards never showed up. There i was, standing all naked in the lobby, waiting for the epic confrontation, and waiting.. I scared the shit out of the SPs working that morning, as well as 3 other clients who showed up for their sessions. After a while, I had to put on the wind chimes from above the door onto my cock to try and pass as part of the furniture. Didn't seem to work though.. the 3 construction guys putting in the new glass in the entrance kept giving me funny looks.

Ahh, whatever...Faith is working a fill shift tonight, so I'll go see her for another amazing seesion of hers, and tell her i won the contest.

 

[bigstick]

For everyone's sake I hope the guys in the white jackets do come for you. I had made a call to the people at the Alberta Hospital to come pick you up at passions guess they missed you.

 

[cunnyman]

For everyone's sake I hope the guys in the white jackets do come for you. I had made a call to the people at the Alberta Hospital to come pick you up at passions guess they missed you.

Heyyo Biggie, they did come to try to pick me up, but I put a lampshade on my head and the windchimes on my cock, and I blended in as part of the furniture. So yahhhh, they couldn't find me in my camouflage outfit.