Facts on Farts

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Where does fart gas come from?

The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.


What is fart gas made of?

The composition of fart gas is highly variable. Most of the air we swallow is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.

But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we eat, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines and how long we hold in the fart.

The longer the fart is held in the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of intestine.

According to Dr. James L.A. Roth, the author or Gastrointestinal Gas (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane.


What makes farts stink?

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.


Why do farts make noise?

The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphinctger muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks.


Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?

Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor and don’t feel particularly warm.

Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm SBD (Silent But Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.


How much gas does a person produce in a day?

On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about 14 farts.


Do men fart more than women?

No, women fart just as much as men. It’s just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day but the variation does not correlate with gender.
 

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had a buddy in high school..

Had a buddy in high school that had among other things a terrible flatulence problem. We used to prod him about what he had eaten that day to which his response was "nothing outta the ordinary" I mean no beans or chili or anything... I wonder what makes some people more "gaseous" than others..??!
 

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Had a buddy in high school that had among other things a terrible flatulence problem. We used to prod him about what he had eaten that day to which his response was "nothing outta the ordinary" I mean no beans or chili or anything... I wonder what makes some people more "gaseous" than others..??!
Diet is a huge factor for me. My current high protein diet is killing me and everyone within 20 feet of me. Won't be seeing any SPs while on this diet!
 

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Some say farts play a role in global warming!
 

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i heard it's the cows. they're constantly farting killing the ozone layer.

must be their revenge for us sticking them on a bun and drowning them in ketchup and mustard.
Yep, thats it alright!! LOL
 

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This thread is full of shit...women don't fart. Not a single woman has ever asked me to pull her finger.
 

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to continue,,,

I thought this was an awe inspiring comment on the present topic.


Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
 
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