facial recognition on my phone doesn't know me i think im too too ugly

[sevenofnine]

I got a new phone its amazing just blows me away. love it and all that,

been fooling around trying to set up facial recognition
it doesn't quite know me,
I believe im too old and ugly.
im trying different disguises to no avail
I would get a perm if I had any hair to perm.
maybe a wig would help.
I have hair, its just not on my head,

more so on my ass.
I have tried mooning my phone,
but it doesn't recognize my sorry ass either,

I think my ass is quite recognizable
I get called ass hole all the time, lazy ass, told to move my sorry ass.

my phone responds to my dog, but not to me,
he is happier then me,
though I would call him pretty

he is rather a brute in an out doorsey sort of way,
me I just need a home, as in seniors home or
a place where they put those old farts with old timers disease

what to do.

 

[sybian]

I got a new phone its amazing just blows me away. love it and all that,

been fooling around trying to set up facial recognition
it doesn't quite know me,
I believe im too old and ugly.
im trying different disguises to no avail
I would get a perm if I had any hair to perm.
maybe a wig would help.
I have hair, its just not on my head,

more so on my ass.
I have tried mooning my phone,
but it doesn't recognize my sorry ass either,

I think my ass is quite recognizable
I get called ass hole all the time, lazy ass, told to move my sorry ass.

my phone responds to my dog, but not to me,
he is happier then me,
though I would call him pretty

he is rather a brute in an out doorsey sort of way,
me I just need a home, as in seniors home or
a place where they put those old farts with old timers disease

what to do.

Just a little advice....not that I'm an expert at this sorta thing, but bear with me.
When you try the facial recognition....try putting your false teeth back in.
That is of course ,if you can remember the place you left them.
Another thing...if you moon your phone to often..( and yes this is from personal experience, from long winter boredom)..don't be surprised if your iPhone starts calling you a brown eyed Cyclops.

 

[Lo-ki]

I have a friend that keeps breaking his while trying facial recognition...
Not that he's ugly..

Just saying

 

[jgg]

I got a new phone its amazing just blows me away. love it and all that,

been fooling around trying to set up facial recognition
it doesn't quite know me,
I believe im too old and ugly.
im trying different disguises to no avail
I would get a perm if I had any hair to perm.
maybe a wig would help.
I have hair, its just not on my head,

more so on my ass.
I have tried mooning my phone,
but it doesn't recognize my sorry ass either,

I think my ass is quite recognizable
I get called ass hole all the time, lazy ass, told to move my sorry ass.

my phone responds to my dog, but not to me,
he is happier then me,
though I would call him pretty

he is rather a brute in an out doorsey sort of way,
me I just need a home, as in seniors home or
a place where they put those old farts with old timers disease

what to do.

Funniest thing I've heard all week!