About 8 years ago, in my early pooning days in Vancouver. Called one of the ads in the B&S out of the blue, phoned this SP with a fairly catchy ad. Was told that for $.2, I can expect a session that will blow my mind. Just before I hung up, I asked her about her looks and she promptly informed me that she is a Marilyn Monroe lookalike but even better. So I head to her place in the English Bay, rang the door bell. This THING showed up at the door, she had make up all over her face (many colours). She looked between 40 - 60, I couldn't tell because of the make up, glasses, and her wig (I assumed it must have been a wig). I politely told her that she is not what she claims to be and I am no going to stay. After some tense moments, I think she realized that there was no point in making a scene. But before I left, I just couldn't resist. I said to her: "you look like Marilyn Monroe if she was still with us today."
Anybody has similar experience (both funny and kind of sad at the same time)?
Anybody has similar experience (both funny and kind of sad at the same time)?
