Every perbert should visit Montreal at least once

[PoorGuy]

Hey guys, I drove to Montreal over the Easter weekend for some fun and relaxation. One of the perks of living in the Maritimes.

Here is my report copied from MERB:

Wow! Thanks for everything Montreal! I cannot believe how hot French Canadian girls dress, act, and take care of themselves. I wish Acadian girls over here would be as liberal as you! Even with the weekend's blowing winds and -5 windchill, there was no shortage of girls dressed to impress.

I did the usual tourist and shopping stuff in the daytime with the family. When night came on Friday night, we hit Club Kamasutra around 10 PM. Four guys cost us $5 each in cover. $2.50 each for a table at gyno row. Very nice ladies, around the 7-8 range. However, there were more bolt-ons than natural. Had a wonderful time with $15 a dance. My best pick was Stella, a true French Canadian girl. Unlike most of the dancers who walked around or stood together at various corners, she smiled at me and bounded toward me, sitting, draped her arm around me and engaged in small talk. That's the way it should be.

 

[PoorGuy]

Brunette with curly hair, 5'4", B-cups, athletic build around 115 lbs.

Then we went up to the booth in the other room and wow, she was pretty good, immediately sitting in my lap. High mileage with ear licking/moaning, rubbing her breasts against me, teasing the little guy, etc.

The place was absolutely packed by the time we left at 1 AM. My friends have wives and girlfriends, so they had to go back to the hotel. It was time for some more personal fun so I decided to treat myself at the Kamasutra Spa. I booked Angel for 45 minutes and I'm glad I did. Absolutely gorgeous girl with large natural C breasts. It was 40 for 45 minutes + 5 for VIP room + 80 for thai. She took off her bra around 15 minutes in, then panties 5 minutes later, and then climbed aboard for the thai. Wow it was my first time having a full body thai massage. Absolutely heavenly. The flip came and rubbed her breasts all over my chest but avoided the little guy. However, the more than made up by it with a sensual HJ. Used both hands with very good teasing technique. What a finish!

 

[PoorGuy]

Saturday arrived and it was shopping for everyone. Skip over that to the nightlife.

We hit Club Cleopatra with a cheap $2 cover charge for each and sat down in a very packed environment around 11 PM. Girls ranged from 4 to 7. A lot of natural large breasts compared to the fakes in Kamasutra. The booths were absolutely filled non-stop by patrons. In fact, there weren't enough girls around to dance on the stage. I didn't indulge in any dances because I wanted to save my money for other activities.

Friends went back to the hotel once again and I called up Jay's around 11:45 PM to have some incall fun. Unfortunately no answer so I headed to Kamasutra Spa once again. This time I booked Ginger. Wow! Another true French Canadian girl. Again I booked 45 minutes and took the thai option. She immediately took off everything! Amazingly large natural breasts on a tight frame. She exercises regularly and it shows. On to the thai and she absolutely uses her entire body to the fullest extent to make you feel good. She grabs the edges of the massage table to really rub her body into you. Onto the flip and she's not hesitant at all with playing with the little guy. Oils down her breasts and traps him in a Russian. Then she did something Angel didn't do. She assumed the 69 position! What a sight! After a few minutes of this she flipped again and pulled my legs up and spread them. She wraps her breasts around the little guy and finished me Russian. She leverages her arms by bracing her elbows on my knees. I've never seen that before. Explosive finish and I can't walk straight.

I will always remember my session with her. Both ladies are in great shape and wonderfully endowed. Smooth silky skin and aim to please. The only complaint I have with both my sessions is that I did not get the full 45 minutes. It was more like 37 minutes both times. I attribute it to the fact that it was Friday and Saturday night and really busy with the doorbell rining nonstop. The receptionist said that they usually offer only 30 minute sessions on those nights because of traffic.

 

[trooper69]

Vive le Quebec

Yeah...I love Montreal too.
Cafe Kamasutra can be hit and miss though.
The lunchtime line-up I saw wasn't that great. Some of the dancers had to be in their 50's.

Good mileage for your money though!

 

[PoorGuy]

So I can't wait to get back to Montreal. As with every other tourist, I can't wait until the next time I visit. Hopefully I can experience some incall or outcall next time.

Now it's back to the industrial wastelands. Funny as I was driving back through Degelis and through the Quebec-New Brunswick border I was met by a sheet of snow-showers. Past Edmunston and back home to Saint John I was met with the familiar distasteful smell of pulp-and-paper mill effluent odours and oil-refinery exhaust.

Well, that's it for me. I will come back to MERB maybe a few months down the road, hopefully sometime this year when I come back to Montreal.

P.S. www.massagekama.com pics are real

 

[wet_suit_one]

Yes indeed. Montreal is da bomb! Luv that city!

 

[gotsome2004]

Bienvenue a Montreal

Yeah, it was interesting to read your experience. It sounds like you had a good time at KS. I've been there a few times, the girls are uniformly beautiful but for me they're a little too tame when compared to the other clubs. If you think that was good, you should try Cleo's on St Laurent or Super Sexe on St. Denis, the best is after 10pm. Dances are $10 at those places, the girls are more varied in their appearance, some really hot others not so hot, depends what nights you go in, but they're real friendly. Some even wack you off in the booth, others offer fs for xtra $.

The spas are ok, but mind blowing sex can be had for much cheaper with outcall, it's Mtl's specialty, The girls from agencies like: Devils, Asservissante, MHG, Satin Dreamz etc, average $ is 170. There's a saying here about the francophone girls, that they "quand elle te décolle le squelette" ie: are able to remove the skeleton from your body. Sex is not so taboo with the girls here as they are over there. You guys are getting fleeced at $300, although I do like the Fox girls. Seen a few there, but I'll stick to the french girls.

 

[booblover]

37 minutes....45 minutes...what is there to complain about? Natural large titties rubbing up and down you till you erupt...sounds pretty much all good to me!! Stop the complaining.....

 

[magicmystery]

The spas are ok, but mind blowing sex can be had for much cheaper with outcall, it's Mtl's specialty, The girls from agencies like: Devils, Asservissante, MHG, Satin Dreamz etc, average $ is 170.

So, these SPAs are the only incall places? I'd be going to Mtl soon but outcall won't work for me.

 

[magicmystery]

Montreal rocks, but if you're doing the strip clubs downtown you're doing yourself a disservice. They are really tame compared to the ones outside of the core. Some in Laval, but the best ones are in Dorion and Rigaud. Full contact, by which I mean full contact on you, there's lots of contact clubs in Montreal, and some places have service on site, although usually limited to hj/bj.

The biggest downside is you need a vehicle to get to them, or be prepared to pay an arm and a leg in taxis

Give me some names!

 

[rafterman]

Check out the strip club forum on https://merb.cc

 

[magicmystery]

Thanks. So, these are full contact strip clubs? For SPs or MPs (incall, not outcall), I'd have to look in a newspaper there? What's the equivalent of Georgia Straight in Montreal?

I just note down the address and let my GPS do the rest. Hasn't failed me yet.

 

[sweet_seductive]

Yeah...I love Montreal too.
Cafe Kamasutra can be hit and miss though.
The lunchtime line-up I saw wasn't that great. Some of the dancers had to be in their 50's.

Good mileage for your money though!

Oui c'est vrai vive le Quebec!

There is many stripclubs in downtown area on St Catherine street between St Denis and Crescent. If you want to see many strippers at the same time and at the same club you should go to the Solidgold on St Laurent. There is also many great restaurants, theathers and lounge on St Catherine street near Eaton centre. Other than that I would suggest to visit the Insectarium and Jardin botanique of Montreal. People from everywhere comes to Montreal to see that and I am sure the strippers too. Maybe if you are lucky with a little bit of hope you will meet one stripper there with her clothes on . *Mwaa* Have a good day!

 

[visiting]

The strip clubs downtown are watched much more than the ones off the island of Montreal. The more touristy the area, the more the police watch them. Go outside the area, and there is more action, having said that the clubs downtown do get pretty wild.... more so than other cites I have been too.... Last strip club I went to was in Victoria a few years ago, and people were making a big deal about 2 ladies making out, (not dancers) at a table.... In Montreal, expect to see a fair amount of female patrons, I was in Chez Paree one night mid week, there was more couples, than guys only tables....

I haven't been to many strip clubs in the past few years but the ones that have been around for a long time are Super Sex, Chez Paree, Club Wanda, and Cabaret Les Amazones, the first 3 are with-in a 10 minute walk from each other, the last one is about a 10 minute drive from the downtown core.... Now there are many more strip clubs downtown..... Solid Gold is about a 10-15 minute drive north of the downtown core.


Something that is equivalent of Georgia Straight in Montreal is the mirror. http://www.montrealmirror.com.


I am sure many of these strip clubs have websites if you need addresses, or you can find them with montrealvip or clubzone