Ever had an erection at a swimming pool?; a bulge forms in your swimming trunks?

vanboy0

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Have you ever had the embarrassment of having an erection at a pool with your swimming trunks on? You know, you see a gorgeous busty babe walk by in a bikini with her tits jiggling up and down and you can't help it;

you have an erection and there's suddenly a big bulge in your swimming trunks that you try to hide but can't. Then everyone looks at you...

ever had that happen to you?
 

dipitydoo

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just jump into the pool and stay there until your soldier relaxes.

people can't tell if you've got a chubby when you're in the water
 

jjinvan

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Are you talking about before or after I turned 12?

Reminds me of this creepy chinese guy at Wreck beach when I was there with my ex-gf about 6 or 7 years ago. He obviously had a hard on (all 3-4" of it) and he was spending just a little bit too much time putting sun tan lotion on his dick...

we moved to another part of the beach..
 

athaire

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If the guy was white, would you have said "creepy white guy"?

Just curious.
Creepy is creepy.....try and leave the race thing out of it........
 

jjinvan

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If the guy was white, would you have said "creepy white guy"?

Just curious.
I guess you have to have seen him to understand. This was the kind of guy that other Chinese people would look at and think "Wow, that's a creepy chinese guy".

Similarly, if he'd been a white trailer trash kinda guy I would have said referred to him as "white trash".
 

georgebushmoron

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I guess you have to have seen him to understand. This was the kind of guy that other Chinese people would look at and think "Wow, that's a creepy chinese guy".

Similarly, if he'd been a white trailer trash kinda guy I would have said referred to him as "white trash".
As the standard accepted person in the world is the normal white guy, there would be no reason to state color unless it's different from that. Hence even a chinese person would make the effort to point out the blatantly obvious weirdo "chinese" guy since they think the same way we all do.
 

jjinvan

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As the standard accepted person in the world is the normal white guy, there would be no reason to state color unless it's different from that. Hence even a chinese person would make the effort to point out the blatantly obvious weirdo "chinese" guy since they think the same way we all do.
I think I'm gonna have to find a link to a picture somewhere to illustrate my point.
 

tianna

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once on a skytrain

a packed skytrain, there was a man standing behind me... the more people packed in, the more he pressed himself against me:p i decided to arch my back and stick out my but a little bit.. to see how quickly I could get him hard... ;) not very long, and there was a great big bulge:p everytime the skytrain stopped every one kinda rocks for a second... and so did my bum.. Im not sure if anyone saw me grinding up against him.. or the little smile on my face knowing that there was nowhere for him to go. I wonder now reading this story how he felt about the whole situation.. lol.. I wonder:rolleyes:
 
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He should have gave u a spanking:eek:

a packed skytrain, there was a man standing behind me... the more people packed in, the more he pressed himself against me:p i decided to arch my back and stick out my but a little bit.. to see how quickly I could get him hard... ;) not very long, and there was a great big bulge:p everytime the skytrain stopped every one kinda rocks for a second... and so did my bum.. Im not sure if anyone saw me grinding up against him.. or the little smile on my face knowing that there was nowhere for him to go. I wonder now reading this story how he felt about the whole situation.. lol.. I wonder:rolleyes:
 

georgebushmoron

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Tianna, would you be interested in a session on the bus?
 

kokanee_68

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Damn! Im gonna trade in my wheels and start takin the skytrain! What a great sence of humour you have Tianna!
 

tianna

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Im not sure what cumms over me at those time lol

.. I like that little picture.. the penis thrusting.. I copied it:)
 

visioneast

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Reminds me of this creepy chinese guy at Wreck beach when I was there with my ex-gf about 6 or 7 years ago.

How did you know he was a Chinese? Did you check his birth certificate?

You, my friend, are a racist.
 

HappyHunter07

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Go Tianna!

I'm white and I woke up this morning... I MUST be racist *rolls eyes*

Everyone is a little racist, let's face it, it's part of human nature. It just seems to me that it's only wrong to be human and therefore a little racist if your white.

Why can't we all just get along, stop throwing down the "racist" label @ the drop of the hat and enjoy imagining how nice it would be to have Tianna grinding her tight little ass back against our groins on the Skytrain?

GO TIANNA!
 

Yman

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Stand up and be noticed

I say be proud and get out of the pool full mast for everyone to see and slowly walk to the change room. If anyone asks just say you sometimes get erections that last too long to wait them out.
 

Randy Whorewald

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A quick dip in the cold pool water should deffuse the matter rather promptly. :D
 

freakychef

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In my own imagination!!
Highjack the thread..............

.........whats the most embarrasing place ya ever got wood? In public somewhere. Ie) curch, school, movies whatever?
 

Ironhead

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Tianna

Sounds like a letter from Penthouse magazine.

I got to ride the skytrain more often. To find babes like you to rub up against!!!
 
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