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Ever caught an STD from an AMP or escort?

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Ratbert_2008

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Yes. They had some fancy name for it, but I think it was chlamydia. I think I know who I got it from - the timeframe to first symptoms fits, but of course I have no proof. This was a lady who was well known for BBBJ. She retired a few years back I believe.

It was painful to urinate. So, I went to the STI clinic on 12th Avenue near City Hall in Vancouver. I gave a name at the reception - real first name, fake last name. And I think I had to show my Carecard which had my real last name. And then I waited about an hour in the waiting room praying that nobody I knew would walk in.

Eventually they called my name. I saw a nurse, described my symptoms, explained that I saw escorts but was no longer intimate with my wife.

Based on my symptoms, the tip of my penis was swabbed and tested. After 20 minutes I had a tentative diagnosis and got a prescription for some antibiotics. I was asked for and gave a list of escorts I had seen lately. They said it was my choice whether they would contact them or whether I should do it. I opted for them to do it. I was concerned that they would notify my wife, but maybe because of the lack of intimate relations that wasn't an issue.

This was over 5 years ago. A fair number of details are blurry. I think they may have taken blood or urine samples maybe. And I may have had to go back for another test. I know they gave me a card with their phone number and there was some way to identify myself - maybe a case number or something.

I tried to set up an appointment with the STI clinic a month ago for another "problem" but they highly recommended an appointment and the next available appointment was over a week later. They said that while I could drop by, it was quite possible they wouldn't be able to see me. I went to my family doctor (who knows I see escorts) and fortunately it turned out not to be an STI.
 

Wannadance

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Ive been seeing escorts for about 10 years now. There have been times when I'm a slut and see a different lady every week or two and there are times when I have had a regular lady who keeps me happy for months at a time. I have never had an issue with an STD. Never been to an AMP though.
 

Sir_frixalot

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No.
Never.
I get tested a lot, at the free anonymous STI clinic, never had a 'positive' result.
 

rickoshadows

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I have caught gonorrhea twice in my life, and neither time was with a professional. This would include a career in the navy where I sampled the offerings all around the world during both pre and post AIDs eras where condom use was not consistent during the former. Both unfortunate encounters occurred with "nice" girls here in Canada. My experiences completely blows the myth that somehow "working" girls are higher risk than non-working girls.
 

poonerboi

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Nope! never from my angel either. Testing every three months.
Okaaay:confused:
Do you frequent amps and hire escorts that often,Ms Arouses?
And your angel? I'm hoping that you are referring to a SO and not a pet or supernatural being.

Just teasing, I could not resist:D
 

dkong

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Ok, stumped....:confused:

AMP?

Your not sticking your penis in an electrical socket now are you?
 

NVM

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In almost 15 years in this hobby I haven't caught anything. I always keep everything covered and I get tested very frequently. Never been to an AMP. I only see the fine ladies on perb and rarely have I even ever had a bad session. Can't thank this forum enough.
 
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Mclovinit604

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Been clean. Tested regularly STI clinic. Fan of dental flossing regularly too :p
 

buggs312

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Been clean. Tested regularly STI clinic. Fan of dental flossing regularly too :p
2-3 weeks after my very first massage/bodyslide i was diagnosed with NGU given antibiotics at the West 12th clinic for what they assumed was chlamydia. Got my results a week later and it was negative for everything.
Kinda weird as it was just a rub and tug, she was nude but i know there was no genital touching , no oral or anything like that. Was tested 3 more times after that and everything continued to be negative.
 

PoorGuy

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I have had three false readings in my pooning career. First was a series of small pimples spread around the middle top surface of my penis. Clean result-> skin reaction to the lube she was using. Second was my foreskin ballooning and swelling with fluid one day when it was retracted. Clean result -> pinched foreskin while sleeping. Third was yellow pus/fluid and painful urination. Clean result -> swimming in dirty ocean water from a decaying marine mammal, lab results revealed a sort of bacterium that had entered my urethral tube and dying there.

Other than that, clean!
 

UhOh

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Its impossible. Escorts get tested at regular frequent intervals like clockwork, they couldn't possibly have an std to infect a client with.
 

charles

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Yep, I caught gonorrhea last year from an SP. It was not fun. I had to go on antibiotics. Luckily for me, at least in this case, I'm not married so it didn't affect anyone beyond me.
 

UhOh

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yeah that's not true
Of course not, its not even close to being true. If I had posted whats more likely to be reality it would certainly be deleted just like many of my other posts.
Risks exist but hormones are more powerful than fear and I'm a sucker for a sweet ass.
 
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