Carman Fox

Ever been caught?

kylle

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Mar 10, 2005
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I was wondering if any of you had been caught participating in this hobby.

Caught by:
Significant other (wife, girlfriend)?
Friends?
Parents?
Law Enforcement?

Your story and experience could help the rest of us avoid the same thing happening to us.


Also,
has anyone caught an STD from this hobby and how did that happen?

Thanks for your input guys (or gals)
 

poorman

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Dec 11, 2003
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i was caught by the cops

i did thing for fun for a while and yeah now i have a record in their system but no criminal record though

but it's still a shitty deal so be careful! that's all i can say
 

hitrack

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I was caught by the cops and had some lame "John" letter sent to my house. Plain brown government style envelope. I'm like whats this?!?!?!

Opened it; glanced over it, shredded it in the garbage. This was about 6 yrs ago.
 

muffdiver

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I was cruising the streets in kamloops about 2-3 yrs ago, picked up this chick decided to drive around the block , dropped her off she was too strung out. Started to head home got pulled over took my name down and about a week later i got a john letter in the mail. Good thing i live alone and pick up my own mail. Those fuckers. :rolleyes:
 

Very Veronica

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Personally, i luv getting frisky with LE...alas, they usually don't come in uniform but as long as they bring their gun or those fun telescopic batons and cuffs, i let 'em in.
 

everydayjoe

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now i have a very funny one for you. about 3 years ago i was visiting one of my favs. afterward i was just walking out the door and right in my face was my father in-law. now you want to talk about crapping your pants. of course he knew what this residence was all about because he was there for the same reason. now my father in-law was single at the time, but i am married to his little girl. SHIT, luckily he is a very cool kind of guy and broke in histerical laughter, much to my surprise. thank god. he says to me what the hell are doing here, is she not putting out already. i was so caught off guard i did not know what to say. i must have mumbled something, but can't remember what. he thought this was the funniest thing, just kept laughing. i said what are you doing here, trying to see about getting the upper hand i guess in the conversation. he tells me he is here to see so and so, meanwhile i have just been with this lady. how sick is that. luckily i was there first that day. ha ha. he kept laughing at me and said he would not say anything as long as he never heard or saw any of this again, i said no problem and thank you very much. i did not ever see this wonderful lady again. now as time went on, i spent a great deal of time with my father in-law. i was learning about his business, which when he passed, he left entirely to me. not his daughter or son, but me. we had spoken of this awkward moment only once when we alone driving to a meeting and he said he needed a good laugh and reminded me of the look on my face. i definately took some time off from this hobby after that.
 

mustangjoe

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Very Veronica said:
Personally, i luv getting frisky with LE...alas, they usually don't come in uniform but as long as they bring their gun or those fun telescopic batons and cuffs, i let 'em in.

What if I bring my gun?
 

wolverine

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Many many years ago when I was young, foolish and fresh out of university, I was cruising the high-track of Edmonton in my car, and chatted with a couple of SWs along the way. As I turned the corner, I was stopped by a blockade of cops and a news crew. As the news crew rolled the camera, a cop gave me a warning and said that they were going to send out a 'Dear John' letter. Of course, I was shitting myself...not just because I was being filmed for a potential nationwide news broadcast for all to see, but also because my registration was still under my parents' names so the letter was going to be sent to them.

I worried needlessly. When I watched the news, my face and license plate were blurred out (due to legal reasons); it was hard for anyone to tell that it was me and my car; and my parents never indicated that they received any letter from the Edmonton police (I even asked them in a subtle and vague way). I'm sure that if I actually had picked up an SW in my car, I would have really been up a certain creek without a paddle.
 

Very Veronica

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the range is active

As a licensed firearms hobbyist, i just luv to practise my positions with skilled shooters...do you prefer standing, kneeling, sitting or prone, mustang?
 

sirlickheralot

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About 10 years ago I picked up a SW on mid-track, parked close to the track and did the deed. Just as I was pulling out of our parking spot a cop car came up behind me and turned on its lights. I almost crapped my pants. I quickly exchanged real names with the SW so we could pretend we knew each other and she told me her address and agreed that I was just giving her a ride home.

The cops questioned us and kept trying to intimidate us into admitting that we had just had sex, which I adamently denied. We both stuck to our story so the cops gave me a lecture on the risks of picking up SWs and sent us on our way with the warning that they had a record of me and they better not catch me in the area again.

If the pickens were as slim as they have been in recent years I might have heeded their warning but back then there were too many alluring temptations for me to care about their warning for long.

I did learn one thing from this incident, how to pick better parking spots. :D
 

mustangjoe

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Very Veronica said:
As a licensed firearms hobbyist, i just luv to practise my positions with skilled shooters...do you prefer standing, kneeling, sitting or prone, mustang?

I prefer standing, or kneeling... Sitting is not practical and I'm not a sharp shooter, so prone is out too. Besides, prone can get kinda dirty.

How's about we go to the range together one day?!? :D
 

bobsled

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Re: Being caught...

Sure I have...

But I'm single. And one time my neighbor happend to walk out of his suite one day and saw this 23 year old bombshell in a summer dress walk into my suite a few years back. Her name was Paige. Long gone I suspect.

Did I give a shit. No. It was an outcall of course, it's not against the Law to invite someone over for the evening and watch TV, no matter how she's dressed. It wasn't a big deal, because I didn't engage him. He was probably thinking you lucky bastard, how come I can't meet girls like that? So there.

But I did learn a lesson from that experience. If you're worried about that sort of thing, just make sure the Lady dresses down abit and bring something along she can change into. Simple. And keep your trap shut until the door is closed. And don't engage your neighbours if you see them in the hall when you open the door. It's none of their goddam business if you have a hot looking girl visiting you. For God sake, I'm not Dead yet. I'm cute and a Gentleman. So there.

And then there was the time I felt like James Bond. Very naughty.

Later,
bobsled.
 

mustangjoe

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I picked up a SW on Kingsway a couple of years ago. A few blocks later I was pulled over by the damn oinkers. My heart was pounding hard because I was drunk and my licence was under suspension at the time. The least of my worries was the damn hooker next to me. The pig turned on his cabin light and was taking his sweet as time as they always do. Meanwhile as we were waiting in the car for slow poke to come out and bust me (us), I was trying to get a story straight with the hooker so it appeared like we knew each other. I was telling the hooker my name, address, birthday, what I did for a living blah blah blah. I came up with a bogus place we met, so on and so forth. As I was giving her all the info, I was thinking to myself 'Who the hell am I kidding, how is this stupid hooker gunna remember all this shit?' As I was gathering her name and shit like that, a cop car went whizzing by us at about 100km/h with lights flashing. A second later the cop car behiend me pulled out and followed the first cop just as fast. He fucker just left me there. I assume there was a robbery in progress near by, or something more urgent then busting a John and his hooker. I let out a big sigh of relief, pullled out and took the hooker back to my place. I boned her, then gave her $10 for cab fare and booted her out of my house. I went to bed thinking 'Holly fuck that was close. Right now I should be in cuffs in the back of a wagon heading downtown!' I kissed my bed and fell asleep.

That was the last time I ever drove drunk.

So for all you who want to give me shit for driving drunk, don't bother.
 

maverick73

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"I know lame story compared to the other stuff people have here.

Not lame at all. I rather enjoyed your story!
 

captnsavaho

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Mine is good!

. . . a wonderful girl who I was seeing regularily and I decided we were too hot to wait to get back to my place. We pulled in behind this building and were buck naked it no time. She was bent over the seat and I was mooning a snowstorm. THEN, I see the flashing blue and reds- what a rush! I am into the drivers seat buck naked and spinning through the snow. But get this- the cop gets stuck! We go tearing off naked as can be not worrying about the plate cause the snow was flying and there was no way he could of seen it. We go around the block and find a spot on the hill above the tracks where we can see him (lights still on) digging his car out and waiting till a tow truck came.

The best part was, the sex we had watching them get the car out was amazing- we both chatted about how cool the adrenaline rush was better then any drugs out there.
 
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