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Annalise Lane

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I will be your rental gf that wont complain or make you get your own beer from the fridge. I will blow you when you ask and not complain.

Every game day I will bring me and beer and your choice of take out. We can romp on the couch while watching, or watch and romp on commercials ( your choice )​

VS

July 7 at 7:00 PM​



Lets cheer on the Elk`s together in the style all men dream of !!



Rate is 400 and that includes as many releases as humanly possible, beer and food. It also includes NO bitching !!
OUT-call only ​

Check available schedule here https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=478090&posted=1#post478090
 
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chancy4me

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Lets cheer on the Elk's together in the style all men dream of !!


I think you ment ESK'S lol Hell the girl is just Horny lol :D :D
 

Annalise Lane

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Friday, July 7 - - B.C., Lions - - home
Thursday, July 20 - - Winnipeg, Blue Bombers - - home - - booked.
Friday, July 28 - - Montreal, Alouettes - - home
Friday, August 4 - - B.C., Lions - -away - - booked
Friday, August 11 - - Saskatchewan, Roughriders - - home
Friday, August 18 - - B.C., Lions - - away
Monday, September 4 - - Calgary, Stampeders - - away
Friday, September 8 - - Calgary, Stampeders - - home
Saturday, September 16 - - Hamilton, Tiger Cats - - away
Friday, September 22 - - Hamilton, Tiger Cats - - home
Saturday, September 30 - -Saskatchewan, Roughriders -- away
Monday, October 9 - - Toronto, Argonauts - - away
Saturday, October 14 - - Toronto, Argonauts - home
Saturday, October 21 - - Montreal, Alouettes - - away
Friday, October 27 - - Saskatchewan, Roughriders - - home
 

farmboy

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Wow!

This girl knows marketing! Wish you were in Winnipeg!:)
 

chancy4me

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farmboy said:
This girl knows marketing! Wish you were in Winnipeg!:)
Hell couple hundred for plane tickets a hundred or so for a room and she's all yours for the evening. But to watch the Bomber's play that's painful had a 1000.00 for that alone:D :D :D
 

luckyschmo

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farmboy said:
This girl knows marketing! Wish you were in Winnipeg!:)
I agree! This is brilliant! Even though I doubt I would be able to partake, I think the Vancouver ladies should consider this. But would they have to pay royalties for the idea? :D
 

Mick Shagher

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Just A Question.

So what happens during the games that are blacked out locally or not telivised? Does that mean we have to sit there and listen to Bryan Hall on CHED? I cringe at the thought. Nothing would make me lose a Woody more than listening to old Halsey. Mind you, the thought of some Tony Roma ribs does get me a bit excited. LOL.
 

Annalise Lane

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Mick Shagher said:
So what happens during the games that are blacked out locally or not telivised? Does that mean we have to sit there and listen to Bryan Hall on CHED? I cringe at the thought. Nothing would make me lose a Woody more than listening to old Halsey. Mind you, the thought of some Tony Roma ribs does get me a bit excited. LOL.
Well Mick it their blacked out that means their a home game so I would be in the stands hopefully with someone holding my knee, rubbing up against my boob, and eating a hot dog and drinking beer ( my compliments )

Blacked out games are games not sold out - or so I'm told - care to correct me ?

I will honor my rate for any blacked out game but we get nookie before the game and then after !! Tickets are the gentleman's purchase, food is still my treat.
 
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Mick Shagher

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Annalise Lane said:
Well Mick it their blacked out that means their a home game so I would be in the stands hopefully with someone holding my knee, rubbing up against my boob, and eating a hot dog and drinking beer ( my compliments )
Sounds like a good idea for one of those cold November playoff games.
 

Tatortot

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Finally

I finally get to see my gal again, it's been wayyyyyyyy too long Annalise.

I can't wait.
 

Annalise Lane

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August 4th is pending .... I`m still taking interest emails, pm`s or phone calls. Although I will be away for most of this week and booked for Thursday night once home I would love to roll around with you while watching football.

I want to give a big thank you to Tat for taking me to my first EVER Eskimo`s game. Yes you heard me, it was fantastic with GREAT seats to boot. What I did learn though, if attending an actual game it is important for us to have our private time before the game starts. This is a full evening with travel time on the bus to the game leaving at 7pm ( westend ) and returning around midnight. It`s important for me to give YOU full satisfaction, and at midnight I`m not up to romping around, so playing before we go to a live game is the best solution to a wild and fun filled evening.

There fore be prepared to start our evening at 5pm, and we all know this is a fantastic value @ 400 + tickets. I will still be buying 2 beers and burgers or hotdogs.

Current pet peeve.... BEER is over 10 bucks for two ..... OMG hwy robbery..... or I don`t get out much ... in any case I have a budget for our outing and this is the best way I know is to set a beer limit to the home game nights.

Looking forward to serious inquiries.

Schedule for upcoming games
 
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Tatortot

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What a fantastic date you are Annalise

I want to thank you Anna my gal for allowing me to be the first to take you to an ESKS game, even though the right team didn't win lol.

What a fabulous evening I had with you as my girlfriend. Starting with your arrival shortly after 6, some nice cuddling, kissing and a quick release before leaving for the game. Thoroughly enjoyed the bus ride from Schanks to the stadium. All the touching, kisses and fun that anyone could ask for. Thanks for letting me put my head on your shoulder and catch a wink before getting to the game.

Of course then there was the game itself, searching out the Edmonton Huskies players for 50/50 tickets was fun, lol. Too bad we didn't win the 50/50 so we could cuddle all night. Thanks for the footlong hotdog and beer before we found our seats. Of course the evening was just beginning then as we sat together at the game on the 20 yd line, watching, cheering, booing, touching and kissing after every first down. (That was a great idea by the way that you had, lol). You totally made me feel like your guy all evening. A TRUE girlfriend the entire night. I couldn't have made a better choice to spend my time with at the football game. The ride on the bus back to Schanks was nice too as we both put our heads together and had a cozy trip back.

I know you were tired when we got back to our room so it was certainly sweet of you to suggest the hot tub to gather our second wind. You sure know how to make me smile. And the fun we had in the hot tub, oh my god. Can't get enough of the touching, passion kisses and great conversation that you're all about. The grande finale in the tub was to die for, lol. You are one SEXY lady Annalise, I can't seem to get enough of you.

We had fun and I wouldn't hesitate to do that again with you. It was a BLAST. You're football game idea is pure marketing genius, lol. I know it's business but you make the boyfriend/girlfriend thing a reality. I hope you enjoyed yourself even half as much as I did.

Thank you, thank you, thank you sweetie. You are a TREAT to spend time with.
 

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Tatortot said:
I want to thank you Anna my gal for allowing me to be the first to take you to an ESKS game, even though the right team didn't win lol.
That's odd. I could have sworn the eskimos lost :confused:
 
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