Not weird at all, but charming.
Hello Mr. Stout,
I was a paid advertiser until the remodelling of the directory, and now I've got to re-apply but you may peruse reviews of mine here on Perb if you'd like some verification of my validity.
I play music, and it's not metal OR country. I've actually brought in copies of my stuff to some clients who've requested it after hearing it during sessions. (we wrote one of the albums with the knowledge that it's impossible to find suitable music for massage - one can only hear so much Enya, and I find ocean noises on the 8th floor a tad disconcerting.)
Now, generally, our stuff doesn't contain vocals - I play cello, and cello and vocals at once are KILLER difficult and completely beyond my skill and co-ordination level. But I have near perfect pitch and have been professionally trained. That doesn't mean I sing like an opera singer. More like the girl from "Low", with a bit more whisky in it. Or, should I say, stout.
Only thing is, I'm a masseuse (and a Domme, but that is not anything I even mention if it's not your thing. I'm sweet, friendly, gentle, and nearly submissive when not in Bitch mode. You'd never know.), not a full-on escort. And, of course, I may not be your "type".
Maybe a beginner's level sing-seduce-and-spoil before your sing-and-swing?
Please feel free to call me anytime if you'd like to know more - I'd be happy to fill you in.
Yours,
Madeleine (778-883-9084)
