Emergency Peeing!!!!

[Ironhead]

Okay you all know the story. Your leaving the bar. It's late and you want to get home. Youv'e been drinking all night.
After leaving you soon find that you have to take a leak, but there are no public places around that open and you can't go back.
So, what do you do??? Run in the nearest lane and find a dumpster to hide behind. Find a bush to hide behind.
OOOHHH the pain!!! Hold it in!!!
What do you do???
waiting for the bus is the worst if this happens.

 

[deke]

I find the nearest big tree in a low traffic street.

 

[wolverine]

Alleyways were made for emergency piss breaks. Just be careful and try not to squirt on the homeless guy.

 

[Sir William]

But for goodness sake, don't find a dumpster in Sumas unless you have no other option. Went on a beer taste-test a few years back and had to relieve myself in the manner above noted... along came State Trooper Glumface.

Man, those boys have no sense of Hee-Haw whatsoever. Luckily I got off with a stern chat on the dangers of exposing myself in public (lord knows I could have caught the Shithead Virus from him), and rapid directions back to the border!

 

[Right Said Fred]

Well, last time I did that, I found a bunch of bushes. Little did I know that there were a bunch of fireman on the other side of the bushes I was peeing in.

 

[Bueller]

May I recommend this?

 

[_Ruffian_]

Find the nearest bum and piss on him

 

[walrus]

Had this happen to a guy on an oilers game-day bus coming back from the game while waiting for a late loader.... he held as long as possible, then made a dash and actually watered the coliseum from the sidewalk.
The real laugher was that then everyone else on the bus had to go too, and so 3 other guys AND A GIRL go off and watered too.

 

[Melanie Dawn]

Tall grass (for women of course) provides great coverage of all your areas by passing cars and for a bonus the grass kinda tickles

 

[Right Said Fred]

Tall grass (for women of course) provides great coverage of all your areas by passing cars and for a bonus the grass kinda tickles

One thing you have to watch out for in the tall grass, dear. You never know when a snake may pop out of that grass.

 

[Right Said Fred]

There is nothing like an empty 2 liter bottle in the car to take care of your achin bladder. Ya hop in the car pull out you dick, roll over into the "fuckin the prom queen position" , stick it into the bottle and fill er up. Easy as hell. Easy as pissy on you shoes in some stupid alley. Give it a try and tell Uncle Jay it ain't the best way to piss in the big bad city when your teeth are floating : )



- Former alley pisser -

You are bringing back Dumb and Dumber flashbacks for me. Won't forget the look on the State Trooper's face when he took a swig from the beer bottle that Jim Carrey had just relieved himself in. ROFL!

 

[Cruz4chicks]

LOL this thread is a classic. that was the best part of dumb & dumber. Don't ever piss off of a bridge on a busy street. trying to act like you were lookin at the veiw when the cops pull up and u ain't quite done. that sucks cause they don't even let a guy finish. it was a good thing i was a minor when it happend they had to let me go. no charges . just a scolding about bladder control. and I got a ride home, when i got in the door i ran to the can so i could finish what the cops had interupted. boy did that feel good.lol