Elle

Jethro Bodine

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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
Saw Elle a couple of weeks ago. I would have posted this earlier but I've been busy and I always try to take a deep breath and a few days to post, after a disappointment.
And I was very disappointed in the visit. :(

First off her pics are in no way accurate. She is alot larger than is depicted in her EC ad pictures. Its especially disappointing because I asked her about this. There had been some talk previously here that she had gained weight. She told me that she weighs herself often and she is only 6 lbs heavier than those pics but I can tell you she is more like 25 lbs heavier. Now, let me state here and now that personally, I like my women with some shape because I also like big boobs but she is a bit beyond my tastes. I don't know why she'd mislead me about this? Sure I may not come see you but there are alot of guys out there who love her body type so atleast be honest. My problem is her pics are very misleading and she lied about them.

Secondly her place is a dump. Her EC ad describes an upscale location with all the amenities. Not even close. Some rundown place in Osborne Village. No shower offered before or after. Even if I wanted one the bathroom was disgusting. While the bedroom was okay the rest of her place is messy and dirty. I don't expect "eat off the floors clean" and I can even understand the clutter of doing renovations, as I've experienced with a couple of ladies but this was just plain filthy.

Thirdly the session was very vanilla. She just lay there like a dead fish. Sure, some of you may say that is YMMV or a reflection on my skills but I get no complaints from any of the other ladies I see. She just seemed very detached and uninspired. The CBJ was lackluster and rough, then she lay back for Missionary. When I suggested she get on top (CG) she made some lame excuse about having a sore knee so she couldn't do that or doggy. When we finished she didn't offer me a warm cloth or anything. I after lying there for a few minutes I finally sat up and asked her if I could use a few of her tissues, from a box on the nightstand to which she replied "oh ya, sure." There was still 25 minutes left in the hour but it was obvious another round wasn't on the horizon despite being assured of MSOG, so I got dressed and left.

Overall it was a very substandard session and far below what I was expecting based on her EC ad and the 2 conversations we had prior.

L - 5/10
A - 2/10
S - 2/10

Hope this helps.

Cheers
 

peg_sheg

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Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear that money just went wasted on a crappy session. By the way, how much did she charge for an hour?
 

gunit 2403

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Yes, I agree with Deepstrokes. Certain SPs have had the same pics/stats since I started this hobby. Also would like SPs to take down their ad on EC especially if their dates of touring have passed for over a month.
 

ComicalKazee

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That was her "special" .... for $200. I saw her about a year and a half ago. Satisfactory service. Nothing special. At that time she said she wanted to lose about 30 pounds. By the recent reviews I would guess she didn't. Too bad. She was very hot at one time, judging by her outdated pics.
 

ihatebullshit

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I was the one who had memtioned about the weight gain awhile back and had some guys jumping on me saying it was not true. The picture she has up is her, from some years back when she went by the name of Heather Lockheart, a well reviewed SP that work out of the Michigan area and Windsor, Ontario. Always wanted to see her in that form, I was disappointed when I saw her weight gain, but stayed anyway and actually received excellent service.
 

PegCityDude

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Your not kidding!! Doria and Ocean have been under 30 for the last 10 years!!
Guys, if you get to the door and it's not her or a fake pic-Walk Away!!!
You owe nothing to nobody. Don't get sucked in and settle for what you didn't want.
I wish I had done that today!
 

littlejonny

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Thank you all for this thread. You just saved me a whole bunch of wasted time on my next trip. I heard that she gained weight, but couldn't get a straight answer on if it was true or not.
 
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