Electronic Blow Job Machine

[chuckertmg]

Gentleman - it was only a matter of time. Pull out your wallets and fear bill C-36 no more.
Your saviour has arrived, and you can thank me later… as long as there's no major malfunction

http://betabeat.com/2014/06/crowdfunded-electronic-blowjob-machine-is-now-available-for-pre-order/

 

[CheeseBurgers II]

Nice ill get one. Definitely help reducing carpal tunnel syndrome in my wrists

 

[Claire Monet]

Whaaaat? How would one... ahem... clean it out afterward?

 

[badbadboy]

Whaaaat? How would one... ahem... clean it out afterward?

Yikes! Sort of makes me want to reconsider the CIM thing :nod:

 

[sbill]

Well, ya, the whole (hole?) plug it into 120V and then ahem, plug yourself into it is a little troubling...

 

[bcneil]

Whaaaat? How would one... ahem... clean it out afterward?

Maybe its dishwasher safe?

 

[twoblues]

Whaaaat? How would one... ahem... clean it out afterward?

Aw...way to ruin a good thing! ick.

 

[BORKO]

I honestly much rather duct tape D Cell batteries to my legs and to my ATF's legs. Then see if we can make a few sparks. Now that is an electric blow job. Lol

Won't that make her catch fire? Batteries is how they made lighters on season 2 of orange is the new black.

 

[Cock Throppled]

That guy looked exactly how I'd picture the inventor to look.

 

[twoblues]

That guy looked exactly how I'd picture the inventor to look.

Sad and lonely looking?

 

[P_e_r_b]

I tried the prototype of this contraption. For bb, you need to charge it for an extra 20 minutes. For CIM another 20 minutes more. Even then, it automatically pops onto the floor, drives itself to the bathroom and loudly horks out it's contents. Mind you, it does come back and cuddle for a while... LOL. Really. There's no way it can come close to the real deal. ound:

 

[Claire Monet]

Aw...way to ruin a good thing! ick.

Lol sorry for the imagery. Who would want to stand there and wash out their own load?

I agree, can't compare to the real thing

 

[badbadboy]

Lol sorry for the imagery. Who would want to stand there and wash out their own load?

I agree, can't compare to the real thing

Drones may be delivering my Amazon purchases one day but woman's willing mouth will never be replaced by a machine. At least not for me :nod:

 

[BORKO]

Drones may be delivering my Amazon purchases one day but woman's willing mouth will never be replaced by a machine. At least not for me :nod:

What if they made a fembot android? Like a Buffy bot from that Buffy the vampire slayer episode? The one that Warren made.

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

I have a blow job machine...it's name is vancity_cowboy.