Edmonton's Best MP For 2004

[Pussyman]

I believe we had this poll last year, but in lieu of many of the recent changes at a number of studios, I think it's time to let my fellow Perb members speak out and vote on who they think is the number one Massage Parlour in Edmonton for 2004.

I suggest using the following criteria before placing your vote.

-Which studio is tops in terms of rooms, cleanliness & accessability.

-Which studio is a leader in customer service. IE: complimentary drinks, courtesy on the phone and in person, puntuality of appoinments, accuracy of bookings & a decent website with lots of good info.

- And maybe most important to some, the quality of the SPs that are working there. I know we all have our favourites but please don't vote for a studio if you only have one favourite girl there but think the others are below par. Please also keep in mind the many recent changes of personal at several of the studios when placing your vote.

I have listed in alphabetical order the top nine studios based on the comments and reviews posted here on Perb since the beginning of the year. I have put the last choice as other, so if your choice falls under that category, please post what your selection is.

I will run this poll untill July 31st with the winner being presented a nice plaque pronouncing them as "Perbs Number One Edmonton MP For 2004"

Please feel free to write down any comments supporting your vote as the more info that is shared the better.

 

[mikey's here]

Woo Hoo!

I like this one already as P-man's instructions are crystal clear! Hell Even I can figure it out

So any plaques or trophies or maybe a fee add in SEE?

Oh I am a shit disturber a'int I?

 

[Pussyman]

Oh I am a shit disturber a'int I?

Yes you are.

I know this is especially going to be tough choice for you.

 

[wolverine]

So...it is OK if I hold off on voting until later this year?

I would have voted Fantasy without hesitation because many of my favorite SPs worked there, and they gave me some good times for much of 2004 thus far. But now that most of them have left, and with Penthouse's recent hirings, plus some ladies at Supreme and Fantasy who are still on my to-do list, it's kinda too soon to say.

 

[mikey's here]

I'll call SEE and see how much one of those adds runs for...

Gotta think of the wording as we don't want to attract a lot of negative attention to the board like happened in Vancouver after some magazine article was printed...

Hmm: hows this for a quick rough draft of copy?

The Offices of Dewy, Screwum & Howe are pleased to annouce that XXXXXXX MP has been awarded the Prestigious 2004 XXXXX cup/award for recently being voted the #1 MP in Metro Edmonton

 

[Pussyman]

So...it is OK if I hold off on voting until later this year?

Sorry Wolvie but the voting ends on July 31st. That should give you plenty of time to make a desision.

 

[Pussyman]

Well I know one thing. Before I cast a vote I will be doing research to make the correct decision.

Good idea S.G. I suggest everyone do the same. Nothing like a bit of scientific research.

 

[walrus]

Way too early in the year for this poll... it is like voting for the best PA of the year... who knows, there is six months to go!

that said, the poll can always be corrected in Decmber... so for the first six months my vote goes to.....

 

[Pussyman]

You guys are being way too damn picky. Lets just call this then the award for the official 2003/04 Edmonton Pooning season with the playoffs running for the month of July.

By the way as of July 1st until July 31st, all official MP rosters are to be frozen. No trades and no free agent signings.

 

[xraygogs]

Only 43 total votes?!?!?! What the hell is that??? Are there only 43 of us registered users who care enough to vote on this?? C'mon everyone, register your vote!!!

 

[Right Said Fred]

Re: Poll

Hey! I only voted for one studio. Only had one reason to vote for it too.

 

[walrus]

only 43 of us registered users who care enough to vote on this??

Did we learn nothing from the federal election... just the wrong time of year to get voter turnout... and who do we vote for, the studio where ourf faves were, or the studio where they are, or the retirment home that many have moved to?

 

[mikey's here]

Logically, the only way to vote is where everybody is at the time of voting.

How can I vote for fantasy when My Sydney has retired, and Melanie (sigh) has moved on?

Add in the fact that my current faves with 1 exception are now all at one location...

Yeah, like you gotta ask where my vote went?

 

[Right Said Fred]

I have to concur with Mikey on this. Sydney retired from Fantasy and Melanie flying to Penthouse and after Melanie showed me the other rooms at PH. Much more spacious than Fantasy. I especially liked the looks of the Roman Room.

 

[xraygogs]

Uhhhh gee Mikey, where could it be. Oh, I know! Yes, I'm sure Tammy appreciates your vote for 99 St, as they have such high ranking on the chart you can't even see them any more! LMAO

 

[Pussyman]

No Sweat Dude

Only 43 total votes?!?!?! What the hell is that??? Are there only 43 of us registered users who care enough to vote on this?? C'mon everyone, register your vote!!!

No problem xraygogs, as I now see we have 58 votes cast which is more than I thought we would have at this time. Remember we still have most of the month left and some might be waiting to make their final decision at the end. Either that or they feel that more personal research on the subject must be made.

It looks like it's turning out to be a three team race between Fantasy, Penthouse & Supreme which doesn't surprise me in the least as these MPs have always had the track record of being Perbert's favourites. So much for the SEE magazine poll.

 

[mikey's here]

Alas 99st, I miss you

It's really too bad, as it is one hell of a nice studio, building wise, but besides Raven and Tammy, who else works out that way?

The mass exodus and 15 minute drive thru seemed to mark a major change down there in the far, far south...

Any time I've popped by since then, to see Raven for one of her legendary body shampoos, they are locked up tight (easy guys), dammit!

XRG, I take it the 1 vote for "other" is your vote for 99st? A rather nice gesture I must admit!

P-man, what's the word on the write in (PM) vote? any surprises?

 

[Pussyman]

Hey we seemed to have stalled here boys and girls. I definately know there's more than 69 of you out there. (although that is my favourite number) So place your vote and be heard.

 

[xraygogs]

Yes, so much for See Magazine ...

Pussy, here we are at 72, actually I was thinking that is pretty good, but yep there hafta be more registered users out there who just haven't voted yet. I am a little surprised that Sinderella's drew only 4 votes. Alas, lovely Lauren can only do so much, the other elements have to gel together as well.

Mikey, 2 words on the 99 St. thing. Ahhhh, no.

 

[Pussyman]

The're Neck And Neck

Well it's looking like it's going to be a two team race although there is still a ways to go. And yes X-ray there must be more than 72 registered members out there. Let's hear from everyone.

I am a little surprised that Sinderella's drew only 4 votes. .

Yes I must admit I'm a bit surprised as well considering the improved line-up they have there now. Of course as noted in my original criteria it's not just about the staff of an MP, but the facilities and other factors come into play as well.

Looks like all the SEE voters are not Perb members since Cloud Nine which finished second isn't faring that good as well. I consider this poll to be a more scientific survey since everyone is only allowed to vote once. No ballot stuffing here.