Edmonton - River Cree Resort and Casino

[trawler]

newtowest ...

I just p....d myself

Why have you not pursued some of the Outcall opportunities that the Board and its Members (me included) have suggested?

The intel provided herein can usually ensure that you avoid disasters.

 

[wilbur1]

Still rflmao...

That is the funniest thing I have ever read, can't say I've ever encountered anything like this before, been doing this for a very long time, been to the worst hotels in the world, but never a women with a broken paw...that should of put the STOP sign out, to avoid at all cost..
I was also at the River Cree on Monday and Tuesday, shooting craps, but didn't notice anyone coming in with one foot...but its a huge place so might have missed the action...lol
Better luck next time in E-town...did you at least make some money at the casino?

 

[Mikey]

IMHO the River Cree Casino and the attached Marriot Hotel are a class act. Only the Montreal Casino is better in Canada. It is very much a "little piece of Vegas in Edmonton".

The Food is great: Sage Restaurant; Buffet; Sports Bar and Cafe; and Snack Bar. the centre bar is fun and the waitresses all have cute uniforms.

Entertainment: The Mystic Club and two Arenas. You can watch hockey from the Sports bar. Big screen TV's everywhere. All table games and slots as well as the best poker room in Town.

The Marriott is 3 Star now and will be 4 Star rated soon. There is a Spa, etc.

You do not need to stop at Mac's on the way to the Hotel and I think you will enjoy it although it is a long way to the MP's. PM me if you want some classy Escort referrals that could come right to your room.

Welcome to the Chucker ... T

I'm an Avid poker player and i can honestly say i didn't care that much for that poker room. The tables are of poor design and i personally didn't care for the lighting. Although the chairs are comfortable.

 

[Guardian Angel]

Past this point

I'm an Avid poker player and i can honestly say i didn't care that much for that poker room. The tables are of poor design and i personally didn't care for the lighting. Although the chairs are comfortable.

Hey Mikey, I think we got past this discussion somewhere in the middle of the thread. It switched over to our new friend's visit and story trying to get some good pooning action (or should that be poohning?).

You kinda broke the chain with this post. I was scrolling down what was a laughing thread of a man's misfortunes, when I lost my enthusiasm (like Newtowest lost his erection) because of a total change of direction.

Not that I don't want to hear your opinion, but maybe you should have started a new post at this point?

Anyway, I guess this fits into the whole thread in a sense, as it seems this fellows first time to Edmonton will be one to remember.

And good luck at the poker table.

G.A.

 

[Mikey]

sorry hadn't realized when i did it that there was a second page already and just got click happy with the post button. it was late after a 16 hour day so was kinda tired.

 

[Guardian Angel]

No prob

sorry hadn't realized when i did it that there was a second page already and just got click happy with the post button. it was late after a 16 hour day so was kinda tired.

I just thought it was funny how the thread was going then all of a sudden a reversal.

Had a laugh actually.

G.A.

 

[wolverine]

Good Day All,

I am about to fly to your fine city and (unfortunately) will be staying in the West end at the River Cree resort and Casino (I have heard it is nice, but have never been there before) for a few days. I understand it is at Whitemud and 215 (Stony PLain Reserve)...

Does anyone know of any providers in that area? As I will not have a car I would prefer outcall. Alternatively, do any work the casio, or the area?

Any suggestions to help me enjoy my trip would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

So any better luck? If you're still in town, you may need to call a certain erection demolition expert after what you went through:

 

[SlimShady]

Great review.

Sorry about your luck.

 

[newtowest]

Round two

Well lads, I am headed back to town this week. I hope to be able to post a more exciting review. Will keep you posted. I appreciate the PM suggestions.

 

[silverback]

Well lads, here is the update. At this stage, my little adventure is more entertaining than exciting. For your reading pleasure; here is a re-play of my adventures from last night.

As it was late and I had not secured agreeable companionship I slipped into ‘action’ mode (thinking with the more powerful head). I called a ‘guy’ (a friend of a friend, a guy who moves in a world I no longer dabble in) and told him what I was looking for. He told me he knew a gal who would likely be interested. A few minutes later she calls and we have a nice chat. She was a little ‘rough’ sounding but very affordable, and agreed to all kinds of great services… so I thought she might do and she did seem nice. We agreed I would head across town and pick her up as she could not take a cab (no, I do not comprehend why she could not take a cab either..) and I had gotten a rental. I arrived at her hotel (uhm… not that nice) and called her; while the phone was against my ear the passenger door popped open and she got half way in. I jumped out of my pants as she seemed to just appear from thin air. I was, however, pleased that it was her; although she was as rough looking as she had sounded (yup, she was ‘ridden hard and put away wet’ a few too many time). I was further startled that it took her over five minutes to get into the car. You see, she was fairly rough looking and she had one crutch and her right foot was all bandaged in some sort of cast type thing. I noticed it did look bad and she did seem in some pain. Being the caring and deep man that I am I was obviously concerned that this lame 'paw' would prevent proper entertainment. Now, at this point any normal man would have cut bait and run. I, however, still being of great faith, foolishly chose to forge on.

We drove back to my quality hotel. The drive was fairly quiet except for the sound of wind coming in my half open window. I was, after all, compelled to open my window under the near arctic conditions as her ‘bad paw’ was emitting some sort of foul odour. She was nice about it; she also noticed and she apologized. After parking and a very slow walk / hobble, and for reasons I do not myself understand, we found ourselves in my room. She asked to use the bathroom to freshen up which I of course agreed to. While she was in there I was trying to figure out how to be a little polite about stopping this as I was sure I could go not proceed. I stood there, still fully dressed and even still wearing my shoes. I also noticed that she was in the washroom quite a long time; now over ten minutes with the occasional “I will be right out, just getting all ready”.

(now, hang in there with me because things ge even worse from here very fast...)

That was it, I was sure she was in there doing crack, or some other such behaviour I wanted no part of. I turned the knob and barged into the bathroom (dear god, why hadn’t she locked it?) only to find the poor thing sitting naked on my throne having a dump! Yes, we were both obviously quite startled; myself now noxious with the stench. I stumbled out gasping for air and horrified by the image now burned into my tiny brain. She hobbled out after me and suggested we “get at ‘er”. As you can imagine in a contained hotel room; her ‘aromatics’ were now not contained in the bathroom rather had begun to spread throughout my room. The poor thing was embarrassed; but like a trooper tried to carry on as if everything was cool. I was stumbling around in shock only to see she had climbed up onto the end of my bed and was on all fours encouraging me to take her from behind.

Now, imagine if you will: she was naked on my bed on all fours asking to be taken, my room was now filled literally by the stench of her shit, her ‘stinky paw’ was now leaking some sort of goo and was sticking out from under her all while her white ass was wiggling in the air... begging to be taken… except… oh my god… oh no… in her haste to ‘get at ‘er’… she had only partly cleaned up… so now I had a creamy white ass wiggling at me with a slight shit smear…

Within five minutes she was in a cab headed to I do not know where.

So, my review is:
Kelly (although she admitted that was not really her name!)
Looks: 3
Attitude: 5
Service: - 400
Repeat: uhm… no.

And, for a final wrap up; as if all of the above were not offensive enough; when I returned to the room and went to washroom I found she had left her ‘deposit’ for me; not even a courtesy flush…

I am not enjoying this newbie trip....

SHILL!!!!! (just joking)

 

[newtowest]

we have contact

I was able to meet up with one fo your finest - Ashlee.

I will post a review under her other thread - Ashlee ymmv I think...

I am headed back to Edmonton again next week... life is good

 

[newtowest]

update

Sorry lads, that is Ashlee - Yummy.

In short, she arrived lookin smokin hot, and delivered a few key benefits:

• 
  None of her paws were stinkin' or leakin'
  She did use my washroom, but only to clean and not to drop a bomb
  No shit streaks, no crutches and had all her teeth
  
  Life seems to be improving...

 

[Klimax]

It's not the story that makes me laugh... but the story telling.. great delivery!