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Fuzzy Thumper

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Ok, so I’ve been a little remiss in sharing some of the stories from what can best be described as my “Doll-A-Day” blitzkrieg of late… not entirely my fault, though (dang voodeedoo). A few quick ones to tell…

Ms. Eden glides in just as I’m getting out of the shower… she’s sporting a fishnet body suit, some serious “tickle me” boots, and a playful yet warming smirk on her pretty face. I confess I’m very happy to see her again.

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

Not much for pleasantries, I’m pushed back to the table, and she coils around me like a snake… only with this snake, the instincts aren’t what is putting me “on edge”… it’s the nips… and the nibbles… and whispers. By the time she’s on my back, writhing and squeezing and doing all the Sineh-esqe things, I’m ready to scream “come on Ms. Snake, EAT ME ALREADY!!!”.

But I forgot. Ms. Eden likes to tenderize her meals. Thoroughly. And so now I’m face down on the table, getting a whoopin’ again. And this time, she’s even brought a freakin’ paddle with her. :eek:

So, with the corporal punishment delivered, we move on to the psychological punishment. I’m flipped over, and with my naughty bits in her hand, Ms. Eden tells me that she’s going to pretend that they are LADY naughty bits….

…ouch. Ok, I know i isn’t much… but was THAT necessary? :eek:

Still, for what it’s worth, Ms. Eden would make a fantastic lesbian, ‘cause it isn’t very long until the damage is done, and she’s snuggling sweetly with me in its wake as we chat about all of our favourite ladies to play with. I didn’t explicitly mention her, but hope she knows she’s on the list anyways. I like Ms. Eden very much (despite the abuse – playful as it may be), and really should see her more often…. :)

Happy Thumping, All!
 

HB40

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But I forgot. Ms. Eden likes to tenderize her meals. Thoroughly. And so now I’m face down on the table, getting a whoopin’ again. And this time, she’s even brought a freakin’ paddle with her. :eek:

So, with the corporal punishment delivered, we move on to the psychological punishment. I’m flipped over, and with my naughty bits in her hand, Ms. Eden tells me that she’s going to pretend that they are LADY naughty bits….

…ouch. Ok, I know i isn’t much… but was THAT necessary? :eek:
LMAO, you crack me up Fuzzy. :D

I'm wondering....does she use oil or cream for a marinating sauce? :rolleyes:
 

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Ms. Jolie, McKenzie, Shyla, Eden...

Ok, so I’ve been a little remiss in sharing some of the stories from what can best be described as my “Doll-A-Day” blitzkrieg of late… not entirely my fault, though (dang voodeedoo). A few quick ones to tell…[/SIZE]
not a BLITZKRIEG - more like a frenzy of hyper-breeding is underway...

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/transcripts/3603_rats.html

I didn`t know bunnies went through that as well!!!:eek: I wonder who the next vermin "victim" would be? ;) :rolleyes: :D

Maybe her? https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=103354 a "wild" session could be in the offing...

Or them: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=103287

:) Happy Thumping, Fuzzy! Keep on thumping...
 

Fuzzy Thumper

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Ms. Jolie, McKenzie, Shyla, Eden...
I KNOW... and don`t forget The Franchise... and Ms. Lilith... and Ms. Lilith... and Ms. Lilith....

...serves them right for banishing me for so long... :p


I wonder who the next vermin "victim" would be? ;) :rolleyes: :D

Maybe her? https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=103354 a "wild" session could be in the offing...

Or them: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=103287
Certainly very pretty, and I wouldn`t count them out... but I still have some unfinished business with The Franchise (if I can ever figure out how to get around her new "rabbit screening" / booking process)... and I have a promise to keep with Ms. Paige... and a score to settle with Ms. Jaylah... and a debt to repay to someone for her voodeedoo services now (and even I know it would be very ill advised to skip out on that one)....

So many ladies to disappoint/irritate/nauseate... so little time... :eek:

;)
 

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One easy way . . .

... but I still have some unfinished business with The Franchise (if I can ever figure out how to get around her new "rabbit screening" / booking process)...
;)


I know that wabbits don't have opposable thumbs (tough to use scissors). . . but get someone help you cut out the mask...Ms. Lilith is smart - but she may fall for this one...;) :D :)
 

Fuzzy Thumper

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...Ms. Lilith is smart - but she may fall for this one...;) :D :)
She sure is... after all, she tricked Ms. Jolie into seeing me :D. But it seems even her voodeedoo isn't strong enough to get me a spot with The Franchise (a.k.a. "Special K").... :eek: :(

(...and besides, once the trousers come off, no one would believe I was a "bunny bruhtha"... :eek: )
 

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Just came home from a session with her and all I can say is wow. This lady sure knows how to please!!!! I am still out of breath.
 

praxis

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First it was Mrs. K, now its Eden...

Now guess what's going to happen?? That's right baby, it's WABBIT SEASON!!! Watch your ass because the corporal punishment will be given out accordingly!!
Now don't be scared little rabbit, you can come back and shiver in my arms while I take you down that untravelled wabbit trail *wink*
Oh and FYI, this Lillith's pretty little ass will be mine, yes that's right, happy hunting Fuzz!! wooo-hooo, going to get some bullets and gun powder!!
~eden~
Mrs. K still has an "outstanding warrant" (cage door is still open) out for you, Fuzzy. Now Ms. Eden's going WABBIT HUNTING.

You do like to live dangerously, don't ya? You won't be safe in downtown E-town from now on...;) :eek:

BTW: Ms. Cherry still has her box of BLUE GLOVES. . .in case you wander down 50th Street...:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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