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And you thought it was an urban myth...

When I was 12, my family went to Florida on vacation and an American actually asked me if I lived in an igloo. Oh... and before you reply... it wasn't another kid who asked... it was an adult. Even at 12, I remember being both shocked and entertained... I told him it took 6 months to carve the blocks for our house. He was very impressed...LMAO... idiot....

LOL... I guess I've always been a smart ass!!

The other stupid question that makes me crazy is when you purchase a bunch of stuff and the cashier asks if you want a bag?

REPLY: No... I don't need a bag... I'll just stuff a few items in my bra and the rest will fit nicely into my boots and panties. It really excites me to leave the store looking as though I've tried to steal as many items as possible. AARRGGGGHHH... of course I want a bag!!

One more...lol... I like this thread...

One of my biggest pet peeves is having a waitress ask how my meal is while I'm still chewing the first bite.

REPLY: Mmmmm sounds with thumbs up motion...LMAO!! What I want to do is spit the food out and get up and do a little dance while singing my appreciation for the baked potato I've had 3 seconds to enjoy. Geeezzzz... ask me how the meal is when I've had a few minutes to actually taste it!!! I've worked in the hospitality industry and I would never interrupt a conversation or ask about the food while someone was in mid-chew. I have learned to truely appreciate someone who proves to be a professional... regardless of the position they hold.
 
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spent time in victoria a couple of years ago so obviously spent time eith a few sps

sp. where u from

me. seattle

sp do u carry a gun

me no

sp r u sure

me quite

sp r u sure

me yes

sp well our news media says everyone carrys a gun

me well they lied to u

sp they wouldnt do that

me(hopeless cause) the only gun i have ever carried besides the time i spent in the army is between my legs

sp Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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slickitysplit said:
Then there's always the classic that everyone's heard when you can't find something... "Well, where did you last leave it?"
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This is, invariably, followed up with the stupid statement "Gee...How come it's always in the last place you look?" What, you find your keys and keep searching just for the fun of it?

And not so much a question as a stupid clerk. Paying by credit card and my signature had worn off. The clerk asks me to sign the card. Fair enough. She then proceeds to check my signature on the receipt against the card I had just signed. S-M-R-T!!!
 
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Dumb question,not escort related.

Number one question asked by tourist in Stanley Park.

When does the 9 O'clock gun go off?
 
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Creole Lady Marmalade said:
As many of you know I don't show my face on my website, yet yesterday evening a potential client requested a picture of my face so he wouldn't be victim of a Bait'n'Switch. With no pics on my site, how is he to know he is getting the girl in the pictures. What reference does he have to compare? :confused: I'm lost, any ideas?
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Twice in the last month Ive had people on the street ask me what day It was. Both times I did tell the truth, when I told the second person she shrieked "WTF happened to monday?"
 
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VanCan said:
Paying by credit card and my signature had worn off. The clerk asks me to sign the card. Fair enough. She then proceeds to check my signature on the receipt against the card I had just signed. S-M-R-T!!!
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I just had the exact same thing happen with a new Visa that I'd been carrying around for a month but had not yet used.
In the late sixties my family visited New England. An older American couple asked what most impressed me about New York City, and I said the Verrazano Narrows bridge, which is a very long suspension bridge. I told them about the Lion's Gate bridge, which is also a suspension bridge but smaller. They absolutely refused to believe anybody in Canada could build a suspension bridge.
 
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As a few of these have turned into stories about ignorant Americans, I thought I'd share my own technique for dealing with such people.

Now, before any Americans on the board get pissed off at me, I've got plenty of American friends, and I'm well aware of the fact that the majority of Americans are no stupider than the majority of people in any other country... It's just that American morons seem to be more moronic than the morons of most other countries:rolleyes:.

So, when faced with a truly idiotic question/statement, rather than attempt to correct the person, I simply pause, cock my head to the side, stare intently at the person for a minute, and then say, in a voice of obvious wonderment: "Wow... Are all Americans as ignorant as you?"

They tend to shut up real quick, go all red in the face, and sulk away. :D Actually, it's a technique that can easily be applied to idiots of all cultures, although I recommend using it only in cases of extreme stupidity. If it's a statement/question that's stupid to anyone from one specific part of the world, but it wouldn't be stupid to people from most parts of the world, then give the person a break and inform them of their error in a non-condescending manner. ;)
 
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Lauren said:
When I was 12, my family went to Florida on vacation and an American actually asked me if I lived in an igloo. Oh... and before you reply... it wasn't another kid who asked... it was an adult. Even at 12, I remember being both shocked and entertained... I told him it took 6 months to carve the blocks for our house. He was very impressed...LMAO... idiot....
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I travel a great deal to the US, and have many relatives there, but Dam some of them make me laugh, mostly in the south!!!

When Lonnies first came out I told my American friends they were Gold..... Just didn't have the balls to take their money....., I told him they were a special edition coin, only for that year. I had one guy who asked me how many I could get him.... I told him I had like 5000 at home, he almost wet his pants! and I was sure I could get more.

Dam how many ounces is a loonie anyway?
 
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the time: sunday afternoon
the person; stupid idiot on the phone

Good afternoon ^%$%^$^%45 how may I help you?
are you open today?
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaa acctually I broke in this place and I really want to get caugh and thrown in jail thanks for asking
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Sorry, not even close to a stupid question. I can't tell you how many times i've called a place where someone answers but it turns out they are not open to the public. Maybe they are there restocking, counting inventory, etc. but just not open for business.
 
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I was working in the Charlotte Islands years ago and was showing around a newbie when we saw a bald eagle, he said " what kimd of a bird is that" I said its a bald eagle. He said " Oh it must have flown up from the US"
 
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Creole Lady Marmalade said:
As many of you know I don't show my face on my website, yet yesterday evening a potential client requested a picture of my face so he wouldn't be victim of a Bait'n'Switch. With no pics on my site, how is he to know he is getting the girl in the pictures. What reference does he have to compare? :confused: I'm lost, any ideas?
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The tatoo idea was a good idea. Your permanent email address for example :)

I once had a session with someone who had her real name tatooed on her. OOPS!
 
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I hate to say it, but the dumbest questions I've been hit with have come from parents.

I remember watching SNL as a teenager, and every time the musical guest was performing, say for example Bruce Springsteen, my mom would always ask, "Is that a skit of Springsteen?" I'm almost like, "Uhm, yeah, mom, it's a dead-on portrayal but it's not really that funny".
 
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