Dumbest questions ever. Let's hear 'em.
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What time are you there until?
Five oclock
Okay, great, I'd like to book a one hour appointment this afternoon.
Sure, at what time?
Five oclock.
Sorry, I'm only here until Five.
I know, and I'll be there by five.
But I'm going home at five.
Why would you go home at five if you have an appointment with me?
*sigh* take a deep breath and resist the urge to ask him if it hurts to be that stupid.
I would like to think he was just jerking my chain, but I could tell that he sincerely could not grasp the concept that four oclock would have to be my last appointment of the day in order for me to leave at five.
Five oclock
Okay, great, I'd like to book a one hour appointment this afternoon.
Sure, at what time?
Five oclock.
Sorry, I'm only here until Five.
I know, and I'll be there by five.
But I'm going home at five.
Why would you go home at five if you have an appointment with me?
*sigh* take a deep breath and resist the urge to ask him if it hurts to be that stupid.
I would like to think he was just jerking my chain, but I could tell that he sincerely could not grasp the concept that four oclock would have to be my last appointment of the day in order for me to leave at five.
Some of the stupidest questions I have encountered:
1. Well in your 60 minutes "what happens when I cum?"...Umm, your done, sessions over!
2. I have had gents phone me and ask: " How do I or what's the best way to contact you?"...DUH you just did dumbass!
3. In your ad it say's you swallow,"is this true?".."no it is a lie, I just put it there to test you and see if your paying attention".
4. 5AM the phone rings....on the other end a voice say's " I see your available from 9AM - 3AM, are you available now?"...Yes, in another time zone!
1. Well in your 60 minutes "what happens when I cum?"...Umm, your done, sessions over!
2. I have had gents phone me and ask: " How do I or what's the best way to contact you?"...DUH you just did dumbass!
3. In your ad it say's you swallow,"is this true?".."no it is a lie, I just put it there to test you and see if your paying attention".
4. 5AM the phone rings....on the other end a voice say's " I see your available from 9AM - 3AM, are you available now?"...Yes, in another time zone!
Yogi-ism's:SG4EVAH said:I remember seeing something on TV that he was quite famous for making statements like that, I got a good kick out of some of them
"It ain't over 'til it's over"
"Nobody goes there any more, it's too crowded"
There's a lot more but I can't think of any right now!
AZC
Sitting at my desk, obviously in the middle of working on something with stuff all over my desk. Secretary comes in with the mail (nothing special or urgent) and says..."Do you want this or should I put it in your in-basket?" WTF, isn't that what the in-basket is for?
Then there's always the classic that everyone's heard when you can't find something... "Well, where did you last leave it?"
Then there's always the classic that everyone's heard when you can't find something... "Well, where did you last leave it?"
I had experienced something similar a few years ago. I was in San Jose and was telling a colleague, who was from LA, where I was from originally.dessert said:
Me: I'm from Canada.
Him: That's cool. Where abouts?
Me: Vancouver, it's in British Columbia.
Him: Oh. (thinks about it for a minute) Hey, is that in Europe?
Me: No...
You should have told him you got them in Britain so they must be British Euros since the British Pound is worth more than a Euro. From the sounds of it he was a condesending prick, let him explain to his superivsors why his payouts don't add up.dessert said:
From an SP to me" so for 300hr u actually expect sex"Me "yes" well what kind of a women did u think I was"Me just the regular kind"
i work in a large grocery store and the dumb questions i get asked:
-"do you sell bread"
-while i am wearing my apron "what store do you work for"
- and probably the dumbest one i ever got asked if i spoke english. i am white and the guy asking me was from the US
-"do you sell bread"
-while i am wearing my apron "what store do you work for"
- and probably the dumbest one i ever got asked if i spoke english. i am white and the guy asking me was from the US
Okay, that one takes the cake. You win... the Olympic gold medal for being asked the dumbest question of all time.planetsmurf said:
Dumbest question I have heard, Passenger asking the bus driver if this bus goes to UBC? Driver gets out of his seat, goes outside with the passenger, looks at the sign which reads 9 UBC, saids to the customer Yup this bus goes to UBC... Why do people ask the obvious?
As many of you know I don't show my face on my website, yet yesterday evening a potential client requested a picture of my face so he wouldn't be victim of a Bait'n'Switch. With no pics on my site, how is he to know he is getting the girl in the pictures. What reference does he have to compare? I'm lost, any ideas?
I'm lost, any ideas?Me: Excuse me? I was wondering if I can ask you a..uh... err.. question.
Guy: Sure, what's your question?
Me: How....how do I get back to the parking lot?
oh man... I felt really stupid for asking this question, but apparently it was a question that was ASKED so many times because of the crappy design of the building that I was in.
Guy: Sure, what's your question?
Me: How....how do I get back to the parking lot?
oh man... I felt really stupid for asking this question, but apparently it was a question that was ASKED so many times because of the crappy design of the building that I was in.
