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[Very Veronica]

What a bonehead. I wonder if he's from Vancouver?

Do Not Call 911 When You Want To Lodge A Consumer Complaint About The Escorts You Hired

A Kansas man who called police yesterday to claim that he was robbed by two female escorts hired via an online service later admitted that he just “wanted a refund” from the women.

Ahmed Hasnain, 26, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge in connection with the bizarre incident at a Motel 6 in Wichita, according to a Wichita Police Department report.

Hasnain, pictured in the above mug shot, told cops that he had expected only one hooker to show up and “didn’t like that there were two women.” After paying the pair $160, Hasnain decided that he wanted his money back (a request that was rebuffed by the hired hands).

So that’s when Hasnain called 911 at around 5 AM to lodge his complaint. Based on his own statements, Hasnain was charged with patronizing a prostitute. Perhaps he will consider calling the Better Business Bureau the next time he wants to register a consumer complaint.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/911-prostitution-complaint-call-986521

Ok boys, 'fess up, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

sidebar: nice to see the editor opted for 'escorts' & not 'hookers' in title

 

[twoblues]

What? He complained about getting 2 for 1? He has to be stupid

 

[Umbras]

I can see from his expression that he has realised just how stupid he was.

This is right up there in the Epic Fail category, almost as bad as the guy who called the police to report his drug and money stash got ripped off by his competition:doh:.

 

[grusse]

looking at his photo makes me wonder if his parents

are brother&sister?

bet he plays a mean banjo!

 

[Sirenah]

he got 2 for 160...and he had a complaint?! geeesh men are never satisfied, eh?!

 

[Alix Turner]

Guess no one will admit to this but I most often ran into the "hey I met you before, can we meet?" email from total strangers that assumed I would simply accept this and immediately jump at the opportunity to meet again.
I'm not saying it was dumb.. maybe it worked sometimes with others.. but it did strike me as a bit daft.

 

[Asianwomanlover]

Or how about that Japanese woman, a few years ago, who walked into a police station to complain about the fact that the killer she had hired to ice her adulterous husband just ran away with her money without carrying out the hit!