Recipe for a new Drink !
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they are sitting in a bar having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets. She starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:
1. A salt shaker
2. a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream
3. A shot of lime juice
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains, "First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue. Next, you drink the shot of Bailey's and HOLD it in your mouth. Finally, you drink the lime juice."
The boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, decides to GO for it. He puts the salt on his tongue---salty--but okay. He drinks the shot of Bailey's---smooth, rich, cool, and very pleasant. He thinks, "This is okay!" Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one-second, the sharp lime taste hits ! At two seconds, the Bailey's CURDLES! At three seconds, the salty, curdled, bitter taste hits. This triggers his GAG reflex, but being "MANLY", and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the "NOW NASTY DRINK." When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend............She smiles at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called a 'BLOW JOB'S REVENGE'.
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they are sitting in a bar having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets. She starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:
1. A salt shaker
2. a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream
3. A shot of lime juice
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains, "First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue. Next, you drink the shot of Bailey's and HOLD it in your mouth. Finally, you drink the lime juice."
The boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, decides to GO for it. He puts the salt on his tongue---salty--but okay. He drinks the shot of Bailey's---smooth, rich, cool, and very pleasant. He thinks, "This is okay!" Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one-second, the sharp lime taste hits ! At two seconds, the Bailey's CURDLES! At three seconds, the salty, curdled, bitter taste hits. This triggers his GAG reflex, but being "MANLY", and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the "NOW NASTY DRINK." When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend............She smiles at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called a 'BLOW JOB'S REVENGE'.
