Dr.Tiffany is in the House!!! The Fountain of Youth FOUND!

[TotallyTouchin]

Well, after my uber-successful vitamin thread, I thought it only fitting to expand on my medical supplement thread.

It appears that me, Totally Touchable Tiffany Fox, has found (with some help from the Chinese herbalists of course), the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

What is it you may ask????

Goji Juice!

Yes, this $44 per bottle concoction promises to keep you young, healthy and vital.....and may even help get your cock.....ok...now I'm just making things up!

Yes, I have added this badboy to my regular-over-the-top vitamen regime. Apparently I am going to be a horny blonde stripping s** loving foxy maniac for longer than ever now!

And the best part is.....they sell it in a little store next to the Fox Den

A little swig of Goji and this chickie is ready to GO-JI!

Seriously, the stuff is supposed to be great....check it out...

http://www.natural-salt-lamps.com/HimalayanGojiJuice.html

 

[KYG]

Will this product help you keep your appointments or be on time?

 

[gravitas]

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Its worth a try!

So far so good KYG.....

Maybe I'll even be early!!!

 

[Commander Chode]

Gogi = wolfberries

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfberry

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Well....

Thank you for your inquiry Big Sonny.

I will be setting up a small kiosk at the Den providing this snake oil/Goji/booster cock juice for those who are booking extended Fox meetings. These type of appointments can cause serious side effects such as heavy panting, intense sweating and extreme weakness in the knees. More seriously, when booking two foxes at one time, medical attention is important as heads have been known to spontaniously explode.....this is an epidemic management is extremely concerned about.

I believe it is my vinyl nurse costume that gives me pure authority to provide vitaMEN (stupid spell checking GURU!), advice. Paired with a hot pair of white thigh high stockings and spikey white stilettos I think I will be the HEAD NURSE at the Fox Den.

Now here is the problem Big Sonny. You may show up to my "Goji station" and I may be absent while getting it on on camera with a Fox that walks by me in a hot little lingerie outfit (ooops did I let that slip???)

We may be in the shower (oops...I did it again!....okay...I did it about three times...but like all good things we'll just have to see the evidence...its coming!). All this will be caught on film and will be evidence later for disgruntled patients of mine to try to get me thrown out of the medical profession providing this VALUABLE medical advice. I understand I get to keep the vinyl nurse costume though....

Aftercare. Hmm. Interesting. I'm only familiar with the "afterglow" part.

So Big Sonny, I will be treating you as soon as possible. I hear that "Big Sonny" of yours is in need of some serious attention from the HEAD Fox Nurse. Dial 69 on your phone and you will be connected as soon as possible....we are awaiting your call

SMOOOCH!

 

[tianna]

test this one out

I would recommend xango juice, it is all natural made from the mangosteen plant... I can send u lots of info on it!!! U have to order it though through people involved with the distribution of it.. 4 bottles for about $120.. 26 ounces in a bottle, and u drink one ounce in the morning.. the list of things it can do are endless... helps with sleep disorders... muscle pains, vision problems, cancer patients drink it and it help them to live longer, google it and check it out for urself Im out at the moment but I just ordered more.. u will see results with in weeks of drinking the stuff..

 

[Jodie]

this $44 per bottle concoction

Or, you could just buy the dried berries from any Chinese supermarket and get most of the same benefits for a whole lot less money!

 

[tianna]

I know

but I like to have the bottle.. because when Im sick I mix it with tea.. and orange juice.... and its quick in a shot glass and when u think about it in comparison to starbucks rituals,,cigarettes, or nights out in the bar, along side all the other must haves... $44 is not much, when its so good for u,

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Patient BIG Sonny

I have reviewed your files and have decreaded that what you need is some Marmalade.

Now, this Marmalade MAY be hard to find...I hear it/she is banned in Vancouver HOWEVER Dr.Tiffany is working on getting the FDA or shall I say PERB to reinstate this tonic.

I hear this Marmalade is potent. It is black. It is spicy/firey. It tastes sweet but you may feel some side effects. If this does occur, please either increase dosage or contact me directly at speed dial 69 and I will be over immediately to aid both you and lick the Marmalade off of you.

Please be aware that this Marmalade is not available at the Fox Den but is certainly Fox worthy.

Now FDA/PERB/FRED......help me reinstate my Marmalade medicine!

Fox Nurse

TTFOX

 

[ihatemyskirt]

I think the acai is the best product of this nature. Definately a fountain of youth berry as well as a proven advantage for those with diabetes.