Is it just me or does anyone else find this lame, the other day I had a provider hand me the condom lol. WTF am I making a donation for? If I wanted to put one on myself it would be cheaper to stay home and yank it.
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Love you man.
Do better research.
That's beyond lame.
That is L-A-M-E-A-S-S.
I take it you will not be repeating.
Punt.
But sometimes it's just too hard to lean over and find my bifocals to make sure I can tell which way to put it on...LOL Plus talk about a mood killer! What's better "Here baby, put this on?" or "Just a sec, let me get my glasses before I have to try to put this condom on you properly?"
(The above has been intended as sarcasm or 'wit', and should in no way be interpreted as remotely resembling my actual opinion...)
(The above has been intended as sarcasm or 'wit', and should in no way be interpreted as remotely resembling my actual opinion...)
I can see giving it to the man to OPEN if the lady's hands are slippery from givng you a massage. They are hard to open with slippery hands. Then it's up to the man to hand her the opened pkg if he wants her to do the rest I suppose. Otherwise, the only time it would be appropriate is if the man wants to try intercourse before he is really ready and she knows it will be a struggle to get a condom on so she lets him deal with it instead maybe.
that is too bad because presumably you've paid by then. if not, i would get up off the bed, put my clothes back on and walk out the door... because her attitude level ranks about a 3, and her service level is likely not much more
The point I was making was ABSOLUTE MOOD KILLER, Now if you want it put on perfect go see Cherise, and if your worried about a contaminated rubber, perhaps you should leave the car in your garage instead of parking in another garage lol.
to be honest, i thought i "suck" at putting them on! hehe
thank you for the generous compliment babe!
I couldn't agree more...and I will admit yes, I have at times, handed a condom in a wrapper to a visitor so he can open it and give it back to me...my near vision isn't what it ought to be! It's much less Clouseau-esque for me to say 'you open this up, let me do the rest!' than it is to waste THREE condoms because I have a) torn them with my teeth or b) attempted to put them on improperly (remember, still new to the industry!) while a gentleman's ardour visibly diminishes! (Hmmmm....maybe I should start taking out my contact lenses before a visit? It's not like we're driving or watching tv now, is it? :eyebrows
xox
Ms E.
Miss E...you crack me up...
Wanna talk about a mood killer...is when the SP hands you a condom and it's already been OPEN....
Now THAT,s A MOOD KILLER
Loki
xoxo
Wanna talk about a mood killer...is when the SP hands you a condom and it's already been OPEN....
Now THAT,s A MOOD KILLER
Loki
xoxo
It's true though, they are nasty little packages to open if you have lube, oil, or cream on your hands. Having said that, she should at least have handled it better..."Sweetie, can you please open this for me, my fingers are kinda slippery, nudge nudge wink wink!" and then proceeded to put it on for him.
As for the mood killer aspect, if you're with a new lady (and you're obviously new to her) she should be observing you at all times because everyone's idea of a mood killer is something different. What turns one on, simply turns another off.
I think what's more important here is the evaluation that she didn't care, one way or the other, how her action(s) were affecting you. So, for that reason alone, I'd say that's not a repeat contender! If, on the other hand, you assess that you were both just stumbling around, trying to figure each other out (awkward moments can happen), that's not a reason to bail. Many people find that the second and subsequent appointments are better than the first one, because you're getting to know each other.
Personaly I always prefer puting it on myself. I guess it gives me more control.
last SP I went to see, she hand me one, I opened it and try to put it on & this dam thing was soo small, I' have never seen it so small before, and my junior is no that big. Anyhow; to make long story short, I almost blew my load just by puting it on.
last SP I went to see, she hand me one, I opened it and try to put it on & this dam thing was soo small, I' have never seen it so small before, and my junior is no that big. Anyhow; to make long story short, I almost blew my load just by puting it on.
The majority of ladies that I have seen want to ensure the condom is on correctly and safely and that is why they tend to put it on themselves. I would not be put off if she asked me to do the deed, however. Whatever turns your crank, I guess as long as it's on......
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yeah ! and u gotta hate these dumb ass broads that dont know the dif or have left handed condoms.... wtf?
So goo, I just Googled, " Aleister Crowley". What an interesting character. WHy did you choose that name for a handle, may I ask.?
Which is why I like to say "The condoms are over there, on the nightstand, in the wooden box.'' Then the gent brings it over and away we go!Miss E...you crack me up...
Wanna talk about a mood killer...is when the SP hands you a condom and it's already been OPEN....
Now THAT,s A MOOD KILLER
Loki
xoxo
