don't look!

[Very Veronica]

You know when a girl goes down on you and gives you the big sexy eye routine as she worships your pole like the most delectable ice cream cone?

Good times, hey?

Well, every now a client slips in with zero game and thinks that reciprocating that on my puss will produce the same effect. *very loud wrong buzzer* Unless you're hot, don't do that. It's hard enough to go to that sexy place when you've got some unfortunate creature attempting the impossible on your twat but then to look down, being prepared for the male pattern baldness and unibrow only to be given the oral eye-lock it's all i can do to not burst out laughing sometimes.

 

[lvshop]

LOL.... nice one!

 

[rubluvr]

the longing stare...

First, I should be clear that I take off my glasses for this as I am a gentleman. With the glasses off I would be blind as a bat. Finally, even though I have a full head of hair and no "uni-brow", my eyes glaze over when I am daty, so that would be just plain scary... I appreciate the reminder Veronica!!

 

[bigwoodsman]

turn over already

Just lie on your tummy and daty from behind and all the staring issues will go away!!! Hell you might even get a nice rim job

 

[hitrack]

Just think of the 15 or so Royal Ladies on your coffee table and all of a sudden he probably won't seem so bald anymore.

Props out to the "hot" guys who don't need this hurtin paying for it scene.

 

[bonanzabob]

Part of the illusion is that, for that brief period of time, we believe that we are that hot guy, no matter what we look like. IMHO thats just part of the "bought-fantasy".

 

[Yman]

Cmon all you bald, or balding fucks. Unless you're Yule Brenner, don't ruin it for all those hotties out there..... even if you're paying for the illussion !!

Or VV, try breaking the ice initially with some bald jokes. Then at least you can have a rip roaring laugh at their expense.

 

[Osiris]

...it's all i can do to not burst out laughing sometimes.

Why don't you just go for clients who are into humiliation? Then, you could laugh to your heart's content, the client would get off on it, and your reviews would be stellar (not suggesting they're otherwise now)!

Personally, I like to give the Jim Carey eyebrow arch repeatedly with eye contact while I'm down there, while humming the theme song from Shaft.

 

[lenny]

Personally, I like to give the Jim Carey eyebrow arch repeatedly with eye contact while I'm down there, while humming the theme song from Shaft.

Bad girls, bad girls, what'cha gonna do, what'cha gonna do
when i come for you.

 

[icemanmp1]

bald..

all i can say is glad im not bald..lol..


i almost feel violated...

 

[steverino]

Gee, I was expecting to hear from all the pooners who feel it is their moral obligation to give hookers orgasms.

 

[Sunset]

Wow, $300/hr for GFE to find out you were nothing but a big joke.

 

[The Lizard King]

Wow, $300/hr for GFE to find out you were nothing but a big joke.

No kidding. Just the fact someone would pay it is enough to laugh at him! You see, you missed the joke completely!

 

[icemanmp1]

lol...

got the joke..

i love pleasuring a woman even if she doesnt roll her eyes in the back of her head and screams more.....!!!!!!

ladies just lie down and enjoy.. help us help you...guide us..to your pleasure..

emuff said..lol..

i almost feel violated....

 

[Sunset]

No kidding. Just the fact someone would pay it is enough to laugh at him! You see, you missed the joke completely!

Lizard,

What can I say, you got me on this one.

 

[icemanmp1]

sunset.

relax and enjoy it..

i almost feel violated..

 

[BYSON]

oops Very Veronica did you say this outloud

 

[Techie]

It's hard enough to go to that sexy place when you've got some unfortunate creature attempting the impossible on your twat...

That's why I prefer to stick with the "68". You do me, and I'll owe you one. WINK, WINK. You're happy, I'm happy, mission accomplished.

 

[bigmoe69er]

Laughable Clientele...Unless, Of Course, They Are "Hot"

You must really be hot, VeryV. I cannot find any pics of you so I cannot comment. Your honesty is on one hand refreshing and on the other hand condescending. Some thoughts may best be kept to yourself....if for no other reason than to maintain the illusion you have worked so hard to create.

---Dr. Moe

 

[asinglepoppa]

hey vv

good thing you are not in retail.maybe you could sell some poor soul a siut for 1500.00....accept your big fat commission and then let everyone know how silly he looked in it after he left..

as a regular reader of your contributions to this site i am normally quite impressed by your intelligence and humour......but this time i feel you should really have stopped to think before you wrote.

if it wasn't for some of the balding overweight one-eyebrowed schnooks that you commonly cater to then perhaps your business might not be quite so successful.think before you post honey