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Very Veronica

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Spoken like a true reptile.
 

The Lizard King

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Thank you. I think it's great that you're at peace with your place in this world. You must feel a true sense of accomplishment.
 

ace85

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See I see it this way.

I think VV likes hot guys, but I also think VV really really likes great sex.

I just don't think VV has much time for GUYS who don't know who they are.

Balding UNIBROW that puts it to VV in the right way, but isn't trying too hard probably does OK. Its just the guys that are trying to be what they aren't that she is making fun of.

You have to love the WOMAN with confidence.

MAV I think you are likely too nice to spend time with VV, I think she would leave you scarred for life.

YOU LIKE people to like you, it is who you are. She would eat that for breakfast.
 

maverick73

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ace85 said:
MAV I think you are likely too nice to spend time with VV, I think she would leave you scarred for life.

YOU LIKE people to like you, it is who you are. She would eat that for breakfast.
Small correction if I may interject. I am a nice person, but I believe "VeeVee" is as well once you get to know her. I hardly think she would leave me scarred for life.

I know what you are getting at about wanting people to like me, but you have to keep in mind this is a "hooker" review board. It's a bit different. I am in business and in business, it is not a good strategy to burn bridges. I believe the more correct statement to describe me is that I try to word things such that people do NOT DISLIKE me (or at least minimize the dislike)... not that I have a need for people to LIKE me. A subtle, but significant difference.

ace85 said:
She would eat that for breakfast.
Do I smell bet? I like those odds! :D
 

noneasgood

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This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

To me each post says much more about the poster than anything else.

Might not be the best business decision I've ever seen but the reaction to it is priceless.

Course I might feel differently if I didn't have all my hair.

But even if I was bald, I don't really look at an SP's face when I'm engaging in DATY anyway..hard to focus on more than one thing at a time. Besides when I'm down there her face isn't on my radar scene.
 

tha_persia_dude

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Hahahahhahah

U guys are a bunch of pussy lacking loosers,, Who I can tell are definatly the ugly dudes that VV mentioned.
Its funny how ugly dudes still get dissed even when they have to pay for these hoes.
 

Dakota Wood

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tha_persia_dude said:
U guys are a bunch of pussy lacking loosers,, Who I can tell are definatly the ugly dudes that VV mentioned.
Its funny how ugly dudes still get dissed even when they have to pay for these hoes.
And you are brilliant ;)
 

rockyy

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Who loves ya baby!

Very Veronica said:
I don't aspire to pseudo sleaze....
More´s the pity...
So guys, am I correct in assuming that us bald, unibrowed, eyelocking, zero-game guys who do SWs won´t go to pooner heaven when we die?
 

The Lizard King

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U guys are a bunch of pussy lacking loosers,, Who I can tell are definatly the ugly dudes that VV mentioned.
Uhhh..I think not. Good try, though. You've come out of nowhere. A friend, perhaps? Judging by your handle, we'll be done with you at some point as it's only a matter of time before you're deported as a result of killing someone in a street race. So tighten the towl on your head and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
 

maverick73

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Well... looks like my post was able to revive this thread...

a few more and it could be surpass Keira Crofton for best thread ever... :eek:

Maverick (the thread reviver)
 

ace85

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maverick73 said:
Small correction if I may interject. I am a nice person, but I believe "VeeVee" is as well once you get to know her. I hardly think she would leave me scarred for life.

I know what you are getting at about wanting people to like me, but you have to keep in mind this is a "hooker" review board. It's a bit different. I am in business and in business, it is not a good strategy to burn bridges. I believe the more correct statement to describe me is that I try to word things such that people do NOT DISLIKE me (or at least minimize the dislike)... not that I have a need for people to LIKE me. A subtle, but significant difference.



Do I smell bet? I like those odds! :D
MAV MAV MAV.

See you just spent a paragraph trying to convince me that your desire to be liked is not a bad thing, but I should like it.

You want to be liked, and you want to entertain, you define your self that way. You are a nice person, this isn't a bad thing. Yes it is a HOOKER review board, that doesn't change the fact that you "HAVE A NEED TO FEEL LIKED". You couldn't even be mean to the CULK who was ugly and smelly.

VV would beat you up over this. She would have fun emotionally smacking you around. She likes to do this sometimes. ONLY with the clients that can handle it. It is part of her role. Hence her mocking the UNIBROW pretending to be studly.

She would tell you you were doing a bad job, and to fuck her better. You would try, but she would continue to belittle you. You would leave and not be sure whether it was an act or whether you just didn't do a good enough job. It would eat at you, you would want to see her again, just in case. She would recongnize this as a sign of MAV weakness, and a desire by you to be liked, and she would never give in.

This time she would strap it on and sodomize you, just to remind you who was boss. But you would like it, because she would tell you that she would like it if you liked it.
 

rockyy

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ace85 said:
MAV MAV MAV.

...this time she would strap it on and sodomize you, just to remind you who was boss. But you would like it, because she would tell you that she would like it if you liked it.
looks like we ALL need a little closure on this. MAV, I thnk the gauntlet´s been flung pretty hard here annnnnnnnnnnnnd I kinda think you should TOFTT with Vee Vee. It'll help resolve this smouldering but-not-quite-a-flame war you have going with her...and it´ll be great reading for us... and it might even be good therapy too...unless it ends up with you two crazy kids running off and getting married. (yeah, RIGHT!!) I hate happy endings.

And ya know Mav we all appreciate that you´re trying to break new ground with your recent posts on this board, etc., etc., but I have to say after the first few intriging paragraphs you get to boring the tits off everyone. There´s no climax to these tales. Look...If you wanna help people and be liked, stop trying to befriend them or figure them out...go back to one of those broads you were flirting with on the weekend, offer her some dough, take her to a hotel room, take the hairiest part of your body and put it where she goes to the bathroom. Note all the details and report back to us.

And we´ll all luv ya for it... really!
 
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maverick73

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Wow, tough crowd!!!

Sorry, but the hairiest part of my body is my head. I shave my cock and balls... even my ass (encourages rimming you see).

If people would stop hijacking my threads with side flame wars, I'd be able to finish them with a good climax!

I'm semi-retired from pooning. Aunt VeeVee (man, that nickname works on so many levels....) had her chance, but after reading about my "projects," put me into the Lenny-radioactive suit category. Damn, I was really looking forward to that Herb chicken too... mmmmmmm

I wonder if VeeVee has any child-bearing years left in her... oh wait, she doesn't like breeders.
 

maverick73

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Lebagyptian, the voice of reason :rolleyes:

I made my theory clear in another thread. She's only got 5 years until her midlife crisis. Right now, men her age go for women Lebagytian's age. Men Lebagyptians age go for women their age and VeeVee's age. In 10 years, only men VeeVee's age will desire VeeVee... so let her have fun while it lasts.

(just pokin' VeeVee, you know I still luv u...)
 

El Tigre

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When all is said and done.......

Skillful speech not only means that we pay attention to the words we speak and to their tone
but also requires that our words reflect compassion and concern for others
and that they help and heal, rather than wound and destroy.

-Bhante Henepola Gunaratana, "Eight Mindful Steps to Happiness"-​
 

maverick73

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El Tigre said:
Skillful speech not only means that we pay attention to the words we speak and to their tone
but also requires that our words reflect compassion and concern for others
and that they help and heal, rather than wound and destroy.

-Bhante Henepola Gunaratana, "Eight Mindful Steps to Happiness"-​
Hey Ace85, read the above and you'll now understand why I said I do not NEED to be liked, I merely try to word things as nicely as possible... and when I go overboard, I respectfully apologize. Yes, I enjoy trying to entertain people with my posts, but that enjoyment does not translate into NEEDING to be liked... if you want, you can say I LIKED to be LIKED... but then again, I also like to be hated :rolleyes: so much for that idea...
 

hugedman

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asinglepoppa said:
good thing you are not in retail.maybe you could sell some poor soul a siut for 1500.00....accept your big fat commission and then let everyone know how silly he looked in it after he left..

as a regular reader of your contributions to this site i am normally quite impressed by your intelligence and humour......but this time i feel you should really have stopped to think before you wrote.

if it wasn't for some of the balding overweight one-eyebrowed schnooks that you commonly cater to then perhaps your business might not be quite so successful.think before you post honey
Relax, my friend, maybe VV was stoned/drunk while she was writing this... :cool:
 

hugedman

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rickoshadows said:
The way I figure it, if her tits were pointed up instead of to the sides, she wouldn't be able to see my balding head.

rickoshadows
Great answer :D
 

rockyy

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Yes, but I believe Vee Vee really DID hurt some people's feelings with her comments. Civilized people usually apologize when they do that....



lebagyptian said:
i too support Veronica with whatever she says or does. all of us are here for our own reasons..it doesn't mean she or anyone else...pooner or sp..should share the same ..what's the word i'm looking for....share the same interests in looks...age...behavior...desires...you know..stuff. :)

instead of making things worse, why can't we accept each other's differences for the best :p

let's just consider it entertainment...but of course as long as she doesn't harm anyone's feeling. she has already stated she likes em young , so let her enjoy herself..her way..not yours or anyone else's.

my point here has been made.
 

rockyy

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lebagyptian said:
i too support Veronica with whatever she says or does.

Didn't you say you were neutral..?
 
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