Don't Flush Them

[Cock Throppled]

Among items Metro Vancouver doesn't want people to flush, are condoms.

What do you do with them?

Sometimes, an SP has ripped it off and tossed in the toilet before I can say anything, but generally, I suggest she put it in the trash.

Some don't want to, and I have taken it, and disposed of it myself, ASAP.

 

[grizzly]

Personally, I don't want to leave my dna behind in the trash can. I'll keep flushing it.

 

[blakealridge]

Personally, I don't want to leave my dna behind in the trash can. I'll keep flushing it.

I just paid a $1,000 plumbing bill because of people like you.
also your DNA is all over the place in there unless you're wearing a goddamn hazmat suit you (deleted by mod)

 

[jgg]

...I have taken it...

Shake the fuck out of it? Reuse, Reduce, Recycle?

 

[clu]

Personally, I don't want to leave my dna behind in the trash can. I'll keep flushing it.

Wouldn't it be funny if, to discourage the practice, the started fishing them out of the system and DNA matching them to the culprits?

 

[blakealridge]

Wouldn't it be funny if, to discourage the practice, the started fishing them out of the system and DNA matching them to the culprits?

I'll take "things that will never happen" right next to "SPs using your condom for DNA tests" for $1500

 

[clu]

I'll take "things that will never happen" right next to "SPs using your condom for DNA tests" for $1500

Indeed. Seriously though I guess the "not leaving DNA behind" thing probably comes from the "horror stories" in the media of groupies impregnating themselves with the used condoms left over from trysts with NFL/NHL/NBA/MLB players and the like. Perhaps PERB is frequented by many more athletes than we suspected.

But hey the city is really serious about going green, so who knows what lengths they might go to.

 

[blakealridge]

Indeed. Seriously though I guess the "not leaving DNA behind" thing probably comes from the "horror stories" in the media of groupies impregnating themselves with the used condoms left over from trysts with NFL/NHL/NBA/MLB players and the like. Perhaps PERB is frequented by many more athletes than we suspected.

lol yeah. no one wants your kid, pooners. if we did, we'd just date you.

 

[jgg]

Indeed. Seriously though I guess the "not leaving DNA behind" thing probably comes from the "horror stories" in the media of groupies impregnating themselves with the used condoms left over from trysts with NFL/NHL/NBA/MLB players and the like. Perhaps PERB is frequented by many more athletes than we suspected.

Nah, I think it's because the ladies thought we were so wonderful they want one of our little clones.

 

[blakealridge]

Nah, I think it's because the ladies thought we were so wonderful they want one of our little clones.

are you on drugs

 

[jgg]

lol yeah. no one wants your kid, pooners. if we did, we'd just date you.

Now I am heart broken. :hurt:

 

[blakealridge]

Now I am heart broken. :hurt:

Good place to start if you want to be more desirable: stop flushing condoms.

 

[jgg]

are you on drugs

Hey...it's my lucky day! I got to use this twice!!

 

[westwoody]

Shake the fuck out of it? Reuse, Reduce, Recycle?

One time in Mexico there was a place that did that. Not a joke.

 

[jgg]

One time in Mexico there was a place that did that. Not a joke.

Why does that not shock me?

 

[Miss Hunter]

Indeed. Seriously though I guess the "not leaving DNA behind" thing probably comes from the "horror stories" in the media of groupies impregnating themselves with the used condoms left over from trysts with NFL/NHL/NBA/MLB players and the like. Perhaps PERB is frequented by many more athletes than we suspected.

But hey the city is really serious about going green, so who knows what lengths they might go to.

Professional athletes are told by their coaches to take the condom with them. At least, this used to be a common protocol years ago.

 

[Miss Hunter]

Please don’t flush them. If you’re that worried, rinse them in the sink or take them with you. Unless you’re willing to pay the plumbing bill.


The only condoms I use in sessions these days are on my strap ons. I always make sure to dispose of them properly so my workspace owners don’t have a hefty plumbing bill to pay.

 

[jgg]

Yes, please do not flush them. I farm. Municipalities periodically have to clean the sludge from their lagoons and spread it on farmland as fertilizer. I have not allowed this on mine. 2 reasons; human effluent is too high in heavy metals and the fucking rubber trees are hard to get rid of!!

 

[Cock Throppled]

Shake the fuck out of it? Reuse, Reduce, Recycle?

Tie a knot, wrap in tissue and dispose in nearest trash bin. Not that difficult.

 

[jgg]

Tie a knot, wrap in tissue and dispose in nearest trash bin. Not that difficult.

Why is everyone taking me seriously today? Or am I taking you too seriously?