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leilani_luv

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Apr 18, 2004
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to all fellow independent sps...have you ever booked an out call and went to the clients place where he offered to pay you with a check or credit card?

the other night i had a client book an out call to his apartment.i arrived and he offered to pay with a check.i kinda gave him a weird look and said why dont you go to the atm?he said how about a credit card?i said no.then he says do i look like someone that would rip you off?i told him independent sps dont except checks or credit cards and even if you were bill gates or donald trump i still wouldnt except a check.

then he says you should just hang out here since you have nothing to do.how does this guy know i have nothing to do.that made me furious then i realized he was just wasting my time or trying to get a freebie or something.i never showed any frustration or anger towards him i think thats what he wanted and he was just trying to play games so i decided to have a smoke and cool down so i wouldnt kun fu his ass lol.then i just left

do you think i handeled this correctly?what have you done if you were me?has this ever happend to any of you fellow sps
 

leilani_luv

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Apr 18, 2004
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leilani_luv said:
to all fellow independent sps...have you ever booked an out call and went to the clients place where he offered to pay you with a check or credit card?

the other night i had a client book an out call to his apartment.i arrived and he offered to pay with a check.i kinda gave him a weird look and said why dont you go to the atm?he said how about a credit card?i said no.then he says do i look like someone that would rip you off?i told him independent sps dont except checks or credit cards and even if you were bill gates or donald trump i still wouldnt except a check.

then he says you should just hang out here since you have nothing to do.how does this guy know i have nothing to do.that made me furious then i realized he was just wasting my time or trying to get a freebie or something.i never showed any frustration or anger towards him i think thats what he wanted and he was just trying to play games so i decided to have a smoke and cool down so i wouldnt kung fu his ass lol.then i just left

do you think i handeled this correctly?what have you done if you were me?has this ever happend to any of you fellow sps
 

static

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Jul 2, 2004
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I say get pissed off. Post this scumbags address and phone number. Lets give this guy some of his own medicine. Woot.
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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If I were you I would have sparked up a huge doob and stank the hell outta the place, then gone into the shitter and heaved out a huge shit log and jammed up the whole streets plumbing, and while your in there you shoulda popped a couple barf pills. You know the kind that make you puke, then said you don't feel good and puked all over his room. Hahahahahahahahah !!!

But thats just me.
 

Savage

Just a randy Savage
Dec 7, 2003
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I think you handled that very well. Although I thought the "kun fu his ass" part was funny. Good thing you didn't do it though, the last thing you want is to be brought up on assault charges. There are other better ways of getting back at him.
 

tobi

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May 23, 2004
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You got some class to cool down first before wanting to kun fu his ass. If you did that he might thought that was part of the session and enjoyed it. Hell I'd enjoy it as long as you were in a corset and patent leather boots and nothing else!

I think most guys know it's a cash business, unless you an actual business studio. So this guy was probably jerking yer chain (hell I'd love that too), so don't worry about it, I think you did just fine. :D
 

OTR2

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Aug 17, 2003
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At the "Y"
You'd think at the very least he could have come up with some Canadian Tire money.
 

LonelyGhost

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Apr 26, 2004
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really, what else could you have done? at least you had the option of leaving ... what if he had been an incall and tried that crap?

perfectly reasonable to be upset but that's about as far as you can go ... unless you are hitrack ... then the sky's the limit!!!
 

wilde

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Jun 4, 2003
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leilani_luv said:
to all fellow independent sps...have you ever booked an out call and went to the clients place where he offered to pay you with a check or credit card?
static, S.G. Gibson, hitrack, Savage, tobi, OTR2, and LonelyGhost. Wow, I had no idea you guys were independent sps.:eek:
 

Savage

Just a randy Savage
Dec 7, 2003
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Re: Re: donation

wilde said:
static, S.G. Gibson, hitrack, Savage, tobi, OTR2, and LonelyGhost. Wow, I had no idea you guys were independent sps.:eek:


I'm too dumb to charge. I guess that just makes me a slut.:p
 

tobi

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May 23, 2004
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Hey Wilde, in my former life I can be what I wanna be. Just like a butterfly, I can reincarnate to a new life.
 

zennrocks

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1 ... 2 ... 3 ...

4 ... 5 ... i always try to count to ten when i am absolutely going to kick mofo in the head ... what a Mr. Stu Pedidiot!

maybe he could do your laundry and dishes ... that might be fair compensation if he ain't got the cash??

people with money sometimes think they can get away with rippin others off ...

good for you to sit ... chill and walk a way

no money ... no honey

xoxo z
 

Quimby

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Nov 10, 2003
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Cheques ... maybe not, but accepting credit cards is the way to go in future ladies.

So many USA and European escorts are going this route now.

Could increase frequency of visits, as men would be less apt to wait until a payday.
 

SexyCJinCalgary

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muffman said:
is there a line by line breakdown on the credit card bill?

DFK..... 45$
DATY.... 45$
BBBJ.... 45$
MSOG... 100$
Shagging on your roommate's credit card?.... priceless
LMAO, muffman -- too funny!:p
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Feb 12, 2004
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We were once in Ft. Lauderdale, FL and we decided to order in a couple of ladies from an agency. I didnt have enough cash on me and of the guys explained that most agencies there accepted CC's. When the ladies showed up and they wanted to take care of business he took out the AMEX to which one of them responded "what's this?"

He answered " dont u take plastic?"

She responded " do u take plastic pussy?"

Anyways it diffused a somewhat tense moment and fortunately there was a machine at the hotel lobby and a good time was had by all!
 
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