Do You Do It Immigrant Style?

[IMBCK]

Don't shoot the messenger This was posted on an unrelated message board, I got a good chuckle from it.

Hooker

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An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for the

hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.'

'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

'I pay you $300.'

'No', she says.

'I pay you $400.'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had

every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad

could Immigrant Style be?''.

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and

in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting

something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is

'Immigrant Style'?'



THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT REPLIES, "YOU SEND BILL TO GOVERNMENT

 

[trackstar]

Anyone else getting the feeling that IMBCK is AshleyM???

 

[FortunateOne]

Anyone else getting the feeling that IMBCK is AshleyM???

oh yeah

 

[Bartdude]

Don't shoot the messenger This was posted on an unrelated message board, I got a good chuckle from it.

Hooker

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An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for the

hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.'

'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

'I pay you $300.'

'No', she says.

'I pay you $400.'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had

every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad

could Immigrant Style be?''.

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and

in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting

something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is

'Immigrant Style'?'



THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT REPLIES, "YOU SEND BILL TO GOVERNMENT

Not funny.

 

[greatshark]

i thought it was funny

 

[InTheBum]

Actually....that joke kinda bombed

I thought it was kind of funny. The punch line grows on you. The PL is actually too realistic to be considered a punch line...sad but true.

 

[Bartdude]

Actually....that joke kinda bombed

Dumb, stereotypical, bigoted jokes usually do.

Immigrants actually use the "welfare system", per capita, less than canadian-born people overall.

 

[Restless]

Don't shoot the messenger This was posted on an unrelated message board, I got a good chuckle from it.

Hooker

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An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for the

hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.'

'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

'I pay you $300.'

'No', she says.

'I pay you $400.'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had

every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad

could Immigrant Style be?''.

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and

in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting

something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is

'Immigrant Style'?'



THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT REPLIES, "YOU SEND BILL TO GOVERNMENT

Ignorant, bigoted, and not funny.

I recently solved a long standing problem with new hires by hiring several immigrants. The work ethic shown by these people (to a man) is like going back 30 years.

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated sense of entitlement.

 

[amanut]

I thought it was funny as hell but

Ignorant, bigoted, and not funny.

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated "sense of entitlement".

what is offensive is your self serving bigoted stereotyping of all Canadians which includes those who provide you with a livelihood by supporting your business. It sounds to me like your own "inflated sense of entitlement" is why Canadians won't work for you.

I'm wondering how much these grateful immigrants paid their recruiter for the honour of being indentured to you at $10.00 an hour? If you say they didn't pay a recruiter fee, you are just another one of the employers who is willfully blind by turning your staffing needs over to foreign worker recruiters who have no interest in the workers other than human trafficking. The Prime Minister apologized a couple years ago for a Head Tax that is is alive and well and living through employers who pretend that Canadians don't want to work.

 

[trackstar]

Ignorant, bigoted, and not funny.

I recently solved a long standing problem with new hires by hiring several immigrants. The work ethic shown by these people (to a man) is like going back 30 years.

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated sense of entitlement.

Some woman posts a bad joke on the board and you post racist comments such as that? How can you complain about a joke being, Ignorant, bigoted and not funny", then make such a racist comment? I thought the joke was in poor taste, the op in need of an attitude adjustment and a better sens of humour, yet have even less respect for you

 

[Bartdude]

Ignorant, bigoted, and not funny.

I recently solved a long standing problem with new hires by hiring several immigrants. The work ethic shown by these people (to a man) is like going back 30 years.

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated sense of entitlement.

Some woman posts a bad joke on the board and you post racist comments such as that? How can you complain about a joke being, Ignorant, bigoted and not funny", then make such a racist comment? I thought the joke was in poor taste, the op in need of an attitude adjustment and a better sens of humour, yet have even less respect for you

Are you stupid or something? His point was that many immigrants could teach "Canadians" a thing or two about hard work.

what is offensive is your self serving bigoted stereotyping of all Canadians which includes those who provide you with a livelihood by supporting your business. It sounds to me like your own "inflated sense of entitlement" is why Canadians won't work for you.

I'm wondering how much these grateful immigrants paid their recruiter for the honour of being indentured to you at $10.00 an hour? If you say they didn't pay a recruiter fee, you are just another one of the employers who is willfully blind by turning your staffing needs over to foreign worker recruiters who have no interest in the workers other than human trafficking. The Prime Minister apologized a couple years ago for a Head Tax that is is alive and well and living through employers who pretend that Canadians don't want to work.

Nice ad hominem attack - but also stupid.

Did you also miss the point he was making?

How do you know how much he pays?

How do you know the immigrants working for him came here via a "recruiter"? None of the eight immigrants in my extended family tree did that.

Basically, you're making a tonne of ASSumptions for which you have no evidence.

 

[trackstar]

Are you stupid or something? His point was that many immigrants could teach "Canadians" a thing or two about hard work.



Nice ad hominem attack - but also stupid.

Did you also miss the point he was making?

How do you know how much he pays?

How do you know the immigrants working for him came here via a "recruiter"? None of the eight immigrants in my extended family tree did that.

Basically, you're making a tonne of ASSumptions for which you have no evidence.

AGAIN, you follow me around from thread to thread just to write some form of insulting comment. You do not contribute to this board in any other way that I can see, except to maybe flame a couple of the other members with either juvenile or just plain rude comments. You are a ridiculous and creepy little stalker that should seek help immediately! I can only hope that in your real life you are not around animals or small children at all.

Please keep in mind, I am not the one that used to beat you up all of the time in high school, I am not the neighbour that used to get all of the other kids to pick on you at home, nor am I the step dad that used to ridicule you all the time while making time with your mom, so even though I feel for you, please find a different avenue for your misplaced anger.

You are now on my ignore list. A lonely list of 1.

 

[Bartdude]

AGAIN, you follow me around from thread to thread just to write some form of insulting comment. You do not contribute to this board in any other way that I can see, except to maybe flame a couple of the other members with either juvenile or just plain rude comments. You are a ridiculous and creepy little stalker that should seek help immediately! I can only hope that in your real life you are not around animals or small children at all.

Please keep in mind, I am not the one that used to beat you up all of the time in high school, I am not the neighbour that used to get all of the other kids to pick on you at home, nor am I the step dad that used to ridicule you all the time while making time with your mom, so even though I feel for you, please find a different avenue for your misplaced anger.

You are now on my ignore list. A lonely list of 1.

Yawn.

Next.

I'd put you on my ignore list - but your immature, inflammatory posts are too amusing, and too much fun to rip apart.

Here's a thought: stop being a dick, and I'll stop having to put you in your place.

And as for "following you around" - don't flatter yourself.

Loser.

 

[InTheBum]

Natives

Ignorant, bigoted, and not funny.

I recently solved a long standing problem with new hires by hiring several immigrants. The work ethic shown by these people (to a man) is like going back 30 years.

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated sense of entitlement.

Actually, Native Americans are without a doubt THE BIGGEST Leaches on society. They drain the social system and cry and whine for more handouts. They simply make me sick...and please no examples of the one out of 60 that actually works hard...please...give it a rest.

 

[mick_eight]

Ignorant, bigoted, and not funny.

I recently solved a long standing problem with new hires by hiring several immigrants. The work ethic shown by these people (to a man) is like going back 30 years.

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated sense of entitlement.

If you are white canadian boy, I guess you think you are the only one that worked hard? If not, you best think about who made this country what it is that makes so many ppl want to come here. Plus who do you think pays tax so you can hire them at min wage, half paid by Gov.The canadian boys won't work for that wage, so you have to hire whatever.You make no sense at all. I hope your company goes under when no one will work for a slave driver like you sound like. They won't work for you for a good reason, asshole maybe.

 

[lenharper]

It's amazing how early in the week "stupid" starts.

 

[Babylon]

Original Quote:
Originally Posted by Restless View Post
Ignorant, bigoted, and not funny.

I recently solved a long standing problem with new hires by hiring several immigrants. The work ethic shown by these people (to a man) is like going back 30 years.

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated sense of entitlement.


Response:

Actually, Native Americans are without a doubt THE BIGGEST Leaches on society. They drain the social system and cry and whine for more handouts. They simply make me sick...and please no examples of the one out of 60 that actually works hard...please...give it a rest.

Since when are Native Americans immigrants? LOL

Obviously anyone who is not NATIVE american are immigrants.

And the more people who think like you do the more oppressed a minority people will be. That kind of attitude is disgusting. Obviously if one is born into poverty and hardship the more difficult it is to overcome and break the cycle. It doesn't make them in anyway less then those of us who are blessed enough to live this privileged life style. But I think everyone already heard this all before, so there is no point preaching a politically correct POV.

On the subject of immigrating - it is not as easy as everyone thinks to immigrate to Canada, especially if you are middle eastern. It takes a lot of work and proving ones self to become a landed immigrant, then permanent resident then Canadian citizen.

 

[littlejimbigher]

Lazy, mostly white, natural born Canadian boys are the ones with an inflated sense of entitlement.

Especially the ones who only see aisans?

 

[maxx50]

could not happen

Who know's of any working girl that will not wan the money up front.. So there is no joke .. when he says "i have no money"

 

[Restless]

Unlike a lot of people with so much to say on this subject, I'm not talking out of my ass. I pay a lot more than $10/hr. (The government pays no part of their wage) I am white. I treat every employee I have (white / non-white / male / female) with respect, fair treatment, good pay and have never laid anyone off, even when economics might justify it.

What do I usually receive in return from most of the young white males I have hired over the last several years? Belly aching, sloth, indifference, arriving at work drunk or stoned, sloppy work and absenteeism. These are not my opinions, they are my experiences. Perhaps one in ten young white males last a full year.

What have I found with all the immigrants I have hired? A strong work ethic, a desire to get along with my outstandingly loyal and hard working long term employees. They are on time, sober, ready to work.

I get fed up to the nuts with people spouting such nonsense about immigrants to this country. Where do you suppose the labour is going to come from to keep Canadian businesses running? Who is going to contribute to the pension plans and other social services we all expect to use when we retire? Even discounting my empirical problems with NATIVE BORN not NATIVE Canadians, there are not enough people being born in this country to replace the existing work force.