Do you always answer the door?

[visiting]

This may reduce the number of doorbell rings......


http://www.bigmattress.com/mt-archives/DeerBell.html




If not, just put a note on your property, "hunting season begins today"!!!

 

[gravitas]

I answer the door naked (except for a pair of rubber gloves on my hands) and with a wet, gleaming and throbbing erection.

LMAO

Thats a good start but you need to add a bit more of a shock & awe factor.....try showing up (still naked, rubber gloves, etc) but with a rubber chicken in one hand and a whisk in the other

 

[LonelyGhost]

LMAO

Thats a good start but you need to add a bit more of a shock & awe factor.....try showing up (still naked, rubber gloves, etc) but with a rubber chicken in one hand and a whisk in the other

considering how many of my ex-girlfriends were JW's that might not work so well around here!